[satan's leper]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

YES! 14 of those apply to me! Hallelujah I'm going strait to hell!

[Warrior of God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

It's called 'trolling,' and all the cool kids are doing it.

It's like the new pot! Act like a retard, insult some people, and eventually get BANNED!

Though, I haven't been yet, which is surprising, and really killing my troll buzz!


- CK

"Act like a retard"...

yeah , right...
who does he think he is fooling... ACT....

must be their own brand of method acting,
so deep into role they can't tell the difference anymore....

act....you're funny...

[Warrior of God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Honest question here, no trolling about it...

How can you women of this faith live under these chauvinistic men!? Seriously, do you enjoy being treated like a house plant? I use house plant, because it's clear that they don't even treat you as good as their dogs...CK

just what kind of pervert are you... Godly Christians do not treat our women as houseplants. That would be beyond depravity abd the sickest perverted sexual shenanigans...
I can't even begin to try and imagine what you get up to with your cactuses and various decoratiive vegetable bearing pot plants...
Sweet Lord, it is puke makiing to even contemplate

Why do you allow yourselves to be treated so horribly??

You poor women...- CK

They don't allow themselves to... that suggests choice. They submit to God's will as set down in the KJV....

Also, as I posted earlier, it's a proven FACT that women are better marksmen than men. Refute THAT fact with scripture, why don't ya?

- CK

Well from a liifetime of experience I can say I never served with a female sniper....
one or a few enemy females did get into counter-sniper exchanges with me...and hey...
I am still here, they aint.

As for the bible not mentioning men being better shooters...well now, as far as I can recall there weren't too many AI L96 7.62's , and such , around when the Holy Word was passed down...
so you show me where one gets a mention, and I will seek out the quotes you referred to...

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

It's called 'trolling,' and all the cool kids are doing it.

It's like the new pot! Act like a retard, insult some people, and eventually get BANNED!

Though, I haven't been yet, which is surprising, and really killing my troll buzz!


- CK

Keep it up and all your "troll buzz" dreams will be fullfilled!!!

[CeeKay]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

It's called 'trolling,' and all the cool kids are doing it.

It's like the new pot! Act like a retard, insult some people, and eventually get BANNED!

Though, I haven't been yet, which is surprising, and really killing my troll buzz!


- CK

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Blather, blather blubber blither, blither blather blather blither. Blather blubber blither, blather blather blubber blither, blither blather blather blither. Blubber blither blather blather blither, blither blather blubber blather blither!
- CK

Pastors, Moderators, & Adminstrators,

Could somebody please ban this idiot troll? He's all over the forum and I'm getting an ice cream headache from all the . . . whatever you want to call what he's posting.

[Talitha]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Honest question here, no trolling about it...

How can you women of this faith live under these chauvinistic men!? Seriously, do you enjoy being treated like a house plant? I use house plant, because it's clear that they don't even treat you as good as their dogs...

Why do you allow yourselves to be treated so horribly??

You poor women...

Also, as I posted earlier, it's a proven FACT that women are better marksmen than men. Refute THAT fact with scripture, why don't ya?


- CK

We Love Real Men.
True Christian(tm) Men who treat us as The Lord Commands.

I don't want to end up in Hell.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Honest question here, no trolling about it...

How can you women of this faith live under these chauvinistic men!? Seriously, do you enjoy being treated like a house plant? I use house plant, because it's clear that they don't even treat you as good as their dogs...

Why do you allow yourselves to be treated so horribly??

You poor women...

Also, as I posted earlier, it's a proven FACT that women are better marksmen than men. Refute THAT fact with scripture, why don't ya?


- CK

They are happy to allow us menfolk to guide them because they understand the scripture and GOD's plan for them. Men are to rule over their women the way CHRIST rules over the church.

How can women be better marksmen than men when the word is marksmen? You must be a foolish little girl without a proper Christian man to instruct you.

So I suppose you think that women are better than men!?

Regarding sequins: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/sequins.mp3

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

1. Sequins are for whores and disco balls. Which are for whores and queers.

A few sequins can look nice. They make dresses sparkle.

[CeeKay]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Honest question here, no trolling about it...

How can you women of this faith live under these chauvinistic men!? Seriously, do you enjoy being treated like a house plant? I use house plant, because it's clear that they don't even treat you as good as their dogs...

Why do you allow yourselves to be treated so horribly??

You poor women...

Also, as I posted earlier, it's a proven FACT that women are better marksmen than men. Refute THAT fact with scripture, why don't ya?


- CK

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

1. What is wrong with sequins on a woman?
2. Personally I think women are by far inferior to men.

1. Sequins are for whores and disco balls. Which are for whores and queers.

2. Congratulations, we agree on something!!

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Glory, you're learning then aren't you? When will you turn your entire life over to CHRIST and become a Baptist?

You've inspired me to add to my list:

1. What is wrong with sequins on a woman?
2. Personally I think women are by far inferior to men.

[Bob4God]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

I wasn't trying to fool you. I was just being honest and makign things clear.

I did a quiz about the role of women and got 8 out of 10.

Glory, you're learning then aren't you? When will you turn your entire life over to CHRIST and become a Baptist?

You've inspired me to add to my list:

36. You believe that women are 'just as good as men'

37. You accept people for who they are, instead of rebuking them for not being Evangelical Christians

38. You think there are no such things as moral absolutes or good and evil

39. You don't advocate the public display of the Ten Commandments on government property

40. You celebrate Halloween

41. You don't celebrate Christmas

42. You rely on secular doctors and scientists to solve your problems

43. You follow your own moral compass instead of CHRIST

44. You wear sequins

45. A rainbow reminds you of gay people sharing their lives with each other instead of GOD's loving promise never to drown all living things on the planet ever again

[Dead Dog]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

What a surprise. You really had us all fooled.





Brother Bob, that's an excellent suggestion. I'd even recommend using those quizzes as a pre-test, so he can see just how much he has to learn!

I wasn't trying to fool you. I was just being honest and makign things clear.

I did a quiz about the role of women and got 8 out of 10.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are YOU deceived?

Okay. I'm not a true Christian. I'm not a Christian at all. I am an atheist.

What a surprise. You really had us all fooled.

But how about, instead of telling me I'm going to Hell, actually trying to help me as you keep saying you should?

Help you what? You don't believe in God. You're an atheist.

Are you saying you don't want to be an atheist? In that case, we can help you. However, since you're a militant atheist, here to insult us and mock God, I don't think there's much hope for you.

You will spend eternity in Hell unless you decide to believe in God. Let's see what I can do to help you with that:

Did you know that He created the universe, earth, sun, moon, and stars, all in six days?

He created humans to take care of His garden, Eden.

He thoughtfully planted the Trees of Knowledge of Good and Evil and of Life in the garden. Being omniscient, He knew that Adam and Eve would eventually eat of the Tree of Knowledge, and that He would have to cast them out for sinning. But He let them exercise their free will anyway, instead of fencing off the trees. As soon as they ate of the Tree, they knew that it was a sin to disobey God, and that they had done so. You see, before eating of the Tree, they had no idea what sin was, or that disobeying God was wrong.

He's always let people exercise their free will. Look at Sodom and Gomorrah! Were they automatons, unable to act as they would? NO! They were free to do anything they chose!

How about later, when all people except Noah were ignoring His commands? They were all doing whatever they wanted; men, women, children, and even the unborn were all mocking God daily. So, He drowned all of them, and all the pesky animals, too (I suspect that, in their own way, the animals were also mocking God).

He realized that wasn't a very nice thing to do, and gave us rainbows to make up for it and remind us that He promised never to drown all of humanity again. Sodomites eventually appropriated that symbol of His Love into a sign to hang out indicating that they were looking for gay sex.

Eventually, God decided that He was tired of all those animal sacrifices, and wanted to renegotiate His contract with His humans. So, He picked out a virgin on Earth named Mary, and impregnated her with Himself. He then was born in human form and walked around performing astounding miracles, like changing water into wine, walking on water, and making the Statue of Liberty disappear healing the sick. He allowed Himself to be crucified, so He could then resurrect Himself on the third day and then accept Himself into His Heaven.

After this, the ultimate temporary sacrifice, He was able to give Himself permission to change His contract with His creation. He allowed us to not perform animal sacrifices any more; however, we still have to follow all of the Law, and also love Jesus with all our hearts. If we do, we get to go to Heaven and spend the rest of time praising Him without ceasing, singing and servicing His every need. If we fail, by breaking even the smallest part of the Law, we go to Hell and are punished for our error or our disbelief with an eternity of torture spent in a Lake of Fire which burns, but does not consume.

I hope this helps you to understand Jesus and Christianity. Now, doesn't it seem far more sensible than that hollow, meaningless atheist existence?

Why don't you go back and read the original post.

As you grow in CHRIST, check your progress by taking one of the Bible quizzes available on the LBC website.

Brother Bob, that's an excellent suggestion. I'd even recommend using those quizzes as a pre-test, so he can see just how much he has to learn!