The future Mrs. Jingles

[Mr. Jingles]

I'm looking forward to married life with my fine West Virginia fiancee, Bobbie-Jo. One problem; she's been reading that demonic 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, & informed me that I must be attentive to her sexual needs. Do I slap her around now, or wait until we're married?

I sure wish she didn't have a guys name, though-that's kinda creepy.

[BrotherBill]

Re: The future Mrs. Jingles

I would recommend telling her father and letting him handle the discipline until you get married. If he is a True Christian™ man, he will certainly handle all necessary beatings.