[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

My address? I live off of 29, between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain. Come by for a visit.

Amen brother. That'll be the last trip she makes on her broomstick.

[Witch Hammer]

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That is not only cruel, it's also pointless. You do realise that a woman is not fertile immediately after birth, right? You have to wait for her periods to return before trying to conceive again, and the length of time it takes for periods to return varies from woman to woman (even pregnancy to pregnancy) and depends on a lot of factors. Example: Baby Wicked was born back in November and I still haven't started menstruating yet because of breastfeeding.



I am not even going to address all the cruelty in this post, except to mention its existence.

You have a vulgar tongue, sorceress. That kind of language is not welcome in these family-friendly forums.

[WickedWitch]

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My address? I live off of 29, between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain. Come by for a visit.

I just... I don't... Why would you think... What?

[James Hutchins]

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I am not even going to address all the cruelty in this post, except to mention its existence.

My address? I live off of 29, between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain. Come by for a visit.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

In my home, seeding commences as soon as the baby clears the birth canal.

That is not only cruel, it's also pointless. You do realise that a woman is not fertile immediately after birth, right? You have to wait for her periods to return before trying to conceive again, and the length of time it takes for periods to return varies from woman to woman (even pregnancy to pregnancy) and depends on a lot of factors. Example: Baby Wicked was born back in November and I still haven't started menstruating yet because of breastfeeding.

So you think she should just lie about while chores need to be done, meals made? Most of the time, she has had a baby and then finished her daily obligations. Doing her labors is what makes her think she is fulfilled. If she is not with child, she has no purpose. Thanks to Gods Will and my tolerance, that period of time is minimized.
All births have been natural, often occurring at the sink or in the barn, picthing hay, slopping pigs or shoveling out stalls. From time to time, when sitting in my den, I have heard the cries of a newborn that is soon moved off to the soundproofed nursery so I am resume my work reading the KJV Bible.

I am not even going to address all the cruelty in this post, except to mention its existence.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jesus is watching you masturbate

Are you sure?



That's more of a punishment for Mrs. Hutchins, actually, since it is generally recommended that a woman wait at least 6 weeks after a birth to recommence sexual activity (longer if she had to have stitches or if interventions such as forceps, vacuum, or C-section were required). It is also recommended that a woman wait a minimum of 18 months post-birth to try to conceive again, though 20-24 months is considered ideal; this allows the body enough time to recover and it's better for both the mother and the new baby.

So you think she should just lie about while chores need to be done, meals made? Most of the time, she has had a baby and then finished her daily obligations. Doing her labors is what makes her think she is fulfilled. If she is not with child, she has no purpose. Thanks to Gods Will and my tolerance, that period of time is minimized.
All births have been natural, often occurring at the sink or in the barn, picthing hay, slopping pigs or shoveling out stalls. From time to time, when sitting in my den, I have heard the cries of a newborn that is soon moved off to the soundproofed nursery so I am resume my work reading the KJV Bible.

[Witch Hammer]

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Are you sure?



That's more of a punishment for Mrs. Hutchins, actually, since it is generally recommended that a woman wait at least 6 weeks after a birth to recommence sexual activity (longer if she had to have stitches or if interventions such as forceps, vacuum, or C-section were required). It is also recommended that a woman wait a minimum of 18 months post-birth to try to conceive again, though 20-24 months is considered ideal; this allows the body enough time to recover and it's better for both the mother and the new baby.

Mrs. Hutchins is blessed to be given any grace period what-so-ever. In my home, seeding commences as soon as the baby clears the birth canal. I enjoy the chore as little as Brother Hutchins does...its a dirty job, but it must be done.Genesis 1:28

[WickedWitch]

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It's a "cool your jets" back off. Pastor Ezekiel and Witch Hammer are both Godly straight men.

I have spent countless hours in heated encounters with Pastor Ezekiel, trying to get a good grip on masturbating.

Are you sure?

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Every ten months (30 days after expressing a progeny) when I have to 'do it' with my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, I am utterly repelled at the vile act of internal physical contact. Punishment for my potential ability to sin.

That's more of a punishment for Mrs. Hutchins, actually, since it is generally recommended that a woman wait at least 6 weeks after a birth to recommence sexual activity (longer if she had to have stitches or if interventions such as forceps, vacuum, or C-section were required). It is also recommended that a woman wait a minimum of 18 months post-birth to try to conceive again, though 20-24 months is considered ideal; this allows the body enough time to recover and it's better for both the mother and the new baby.

[Esther B.]

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"The boy is mine" back off, or "cool your jets" back off?

It's a "cool your jets" back off. Pastor Ezekiel and Witch Hammer are both Godly straight men.

[James Hutchins]

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Well. Ahem. There's, uh... there's really nothing I can say to that...







1) As a sexual health educator and soon-to-be sex therapist, I was speaking to Brother Hutchins in a purely professional capacity.

2) If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

You people are obsessed with Gods Chosen Method of creating new potential Christians. So many people fail to 'make the grade' and have to be tossed into Hell. To remind us all of the risks we expose these potential souls to, God makes us fornicate and defecate. Even young strapping children have to defecate! He does not make us masturbate. That is the Devil tempting us.
Every ten months (30 days after expressing a progeny) when I have to 'do it' with my wife, Mrs. Hutchins, I am utterly repelled at the vile act of internal physical contact. Punishment for my potential ability to sin.

[WickedWitch]

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Back off, whore.

"The boy is mine" back off, or "cool your jets" back off?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wow, WH. You seem pretty fearful of sex and sexuality. If you'd like, I could schedule you in for a few sessions and try to help you face your fears.

Back off, whore.

[WickedWitch]

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Working hard at cementing your relationship with satan? Denial of Christ is all it really takes, but I'm sure old hob appreciates you going that extra mile.

Wow, WH. You seem pretty fearful of sex and sexuality. If you'd like, I could schedule you in for a few sessions and try to help you face your fears.

[Witch Hammer]

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As a sexual health educator and soon-to-be sex therapist, I was speaking to Brother Hutchins in a purely professional capacity.

Working hard at cementing your relationship with satan? Denial of Christ is all it really takes, but I'm sure old hob appreciates you going that extra mile.

[WickedWitch]

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Of course.

I have spent countless hours in heated encounters with Pastor Ezekiel, trying to get a good grip on masturbating.

Well. Ahem. There's, uh... there's really nothing I can say to that...

Try keeping your mind out of the gutter, fornicatress!

1) As a sexual health educator and soon-to-be sex therapist, I was speaking to Brother Hutchins in a purely professional capacity.

2) If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.