[Remy Lebeau]

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$300,000 dollars? Is that what 300 large means?I can buy chastity belts for all the single ladies at the LBC. Will I get to move to Freehold when I get the money?

But sadly my Pa passed away when I was a young girl about 6 I think.
The moonshine killed him.

Pastor Fred's wife found out from the church secretary about what me and him did.
Well lets just say she aint real friendly with me right now,and I cant blame her one little bit.

Well, most of our women aren't loose sluts. We typically get them for our young girls ages 4 thru 17 because girls are raging whores at those ages.

Hmph, I would think "pastor" Fred's wife would jump at the chance to be the key holder for your chasity belt.

[Emil Sledge]

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Lola Im back to the old Motel 6 now. What a day. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. I aint in any trouble though. I think Pastor Merle might be in trouble cause that church phone bill needs to get payed and he aint there to do it. Marge was awful ticked off I think today at Pastor Merle she were cryin and everything. I dont think she were real fond a them Boston guys. They was real nice to me gave me a brand new laptop still in the box even cause they took my old one that Pastor Merle give me I guess it werent new when he give it to me but thats ok cause he got me hooked up here with the Godly LBC oh and you too. Specialy you Lola. I have so much I wanna tell you that I herd today. Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy. You just aint a gonna believe.

[Lola Handcock]

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$300,000 dollars? Is that what 300 large means?I can buy chastity belts for all the single ladies at the LBC. Will I get to move to Freehold when I get the money?

But sadly my Pa passed away when I was a young girl about 6 I think.
The moonshine killed him.

Pastor Fred's wife found out from the church secretary about what me and him did.
Well lets just say she aint real friendly with me right now,and I cant blame her one little bit.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Special Tithe

I do not have a chastity belt ,but I got some duct tape will that do?

You should be able to purchase one on eBay. $29.99 shouldn't set you back now that you have $300,000 coming your way. But you have to find someone to keep the keys for you. Is your father still around? If not, maybe "pastor" Fred's wife can hold on to the keys for you.

[Lola Handcock]

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It means you will be able to tithe handsomely and assure your place at the feet of Jesus. If you could just keep your legs closed long enough to get Saved there may be hope for you yet.

I do not have a chastity belt ,but I got some duct tape will that do?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Remy why was all these people after Jim? Or were they after that Mike feller?
Is Jenny related to Pastor Merill in at the Morning Star church to?
I am so confused now .All I know for sure is Jim is dead.He is on the mantel at his Pa's house.

What does Jenny have to do with this Merill fellow? Who was after Jim? I don't know where you are getting all this from.

Monday I have to go see Jim's layer ,His Pa said Jim left me and the kids a life insurance policy. Remy you are a real smart feller ,what does double indemnity mean?Jims Pa said some thing about 150 large and maybe 300 large whats that mean?

It means you will be able to tithe handsomely and assure your place at the feet of Jesus. If you could just keep your legs closed long enough to get Saved there may be hope for you yet.

[Lola Handcock]

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Remy why was all these people after Jim? Or were they after that Mike feller?
Is Jenny related to Pastor Merill in at the Morning Star church to?
I am so confused now .All I know for sure is Jim is dead.He is on the mantel at his Pa's house.
Monday I have to go see Jim's layer ,His Pa said Jim left me and the kids a life insurance policy. Remy you are a real smart feller ,what does double indemnity mean?Jims Pa said some thing about 150 large and maybe 300 large whats that mean?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Oh brother Remy I feel sooooooo very bad.I have used my seductive ways to ruin a man of God.How may I atone for my sin.Why has God blessed me with my beauty?
I don't know how to stop being so attractive to men.Before I came to the LBC and after I left Jim the truckers would come from hundreds of miles away seeking me out.Tell me Brother Remy what must I do ?

I need help!

We need to get a chasity belt on you on the double. But someone has to stay there with you to unlock it for when you take showers. Hmmm, Bobby Joe seems to be the logical choice. Him being completely not gay and 100% manly, yet at the same time I would trust him in a room full of nympho swedish supermodels. Or maybe he could fly you up and you could stay with him and work off your dept in his factory making... commemoratize plates???... or whatever it is they do at his manor... computer repair customer service hotline or something???

JennyD did you do something bad in Boston ?Have you ever met Pastor Merill from Davenport? Do you know Marge ? or A guy named Mikey?
You best talk to Pastor Ezekiel real soon.

One of my associates, Poco, found Jenny behind the BP gas station off 69 in Des Moines. That's all he told me. I guess he was doing a favor for Landover Security. It was her and some wop. I think was was being held hostage by that grease ball for some time or something like that. Bobby Joe might know something about that. I got the impression she was going to be heading out of town for awhile and might not be able to get to a computer anytime soon. Maybe to get help for the stockholm syndrome.

[Lola Handcock]

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JennyD did you do something bad in Boston ?Have you ever met Pastor Merill from Davenport? Do you know Marge ? or A guy named Mikey?
You best talk to Pastor Ezekiel real soon.

[Lola Handcock]

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Oh brother Remy I feel sooooooo very bad.I have used my seductive ways to ruin a man of God.How may I atone for my sin.Why has God blessed me with my beauty?
I don't know how to stop being so attractive to men.Before I came to the LBC and after I left Jim the truckers would come from hundreds of miles away seeking me out.Tell me Brother Remy what must I do ?

I need help!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Special Tithe

Jenny I thought I was a bit slow. I guess I am going to have to say it.I sure hope Emil don't read this.Please don't tell him.
Jenny Pastor Fred and I had sex,nasty rooting in the mud sex.We had sex in every room of my single wide and a little out side too.He rode me like a cowboy on a wild horse.He hit my cooter like a run away freight train coming down a mountain.

For an older feller he was in pretty good shape.Kinda make's me week at the knees thinking about it.


There are you happy now I went and said it!

"But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul. A wound and dishonour shall he get; and his reproach shall not be wiped away." - Proverbs 6:32-33

Oh, Lola, you've gone and made that man destroy his own soul!!! It's like the garden of Eden all over again. When will you women stop destroying men's lives. Now you have practically damned him to Hell. He was just minding his business when you showed up strutting your stuff and corrupting him.

That is exactly why women must have a True Christian husband or father to keep them out of trouble. Let this be a lesson to all.

[Lola Handcock]

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Forgive me for my out burst.I must now go and wash my self of my filth.
I pray that I am forgiven.I am a low down sinner.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Special Tithe

Are you calling Pastor Deacon Fred a Jackal?

No, I'm talking about "pastor" fred from middle of nowhere hicksville Kentucky would-be adulterer "pastor" Fred.

[Lola Handcock]

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Jenny I thought I was a bit slow. I guess I am going to have to say it.I sure hope Emil don't read this.Please don't tell him.
Jenny Pastor Fred and I had sex,nasty rooting in the mud sex.We had sex in every room of my single wide and a little out side too.He rode me like a cowboy on a wild horse.He hit my cooter like a run away freight train coming down a mountain.

For an older feller he was in pretty good shape.Kinda make's me week at the knees thinking about it.


There are you happy now I went and said it!

[JennyD]

Re: Special Tithe

No He wasn't wearing shoes ,maybe his socks but definitely not his shoes

Why would you shine his socks?

Lola, dear, did you not just tithe $1500 to that JACKAL!!!

Are you calling Pastor Deacon Fred a Jackal?