[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I got Hell. I might as well go kill myself. I feel so worthless. I wish I was dead. I knew I wouldn't make it. Why was I even born. I wish I would have died at birth like I was suppost too.

Haley, I assume you got Hell because you hate God and ignore His Truth.

Well, you have a choice to make.

You can become a Christian! You can give up living for today; eternity is a lot longer! You can take a pass on caring about the physical world, because it doesn't matter; God will soon return and destroy it anyway! You can dress modestly, pray constantly, and spend your spare time studying the Bible!

OR

You can become a Secular Hedonist and give up on God. You can pretend that He who made the universe in 6 days (plus one of rest, in which He technically invented the Sabbath, the final product of Creation, thus 7 days) isn't real. You can claim that Balaam's ass didn't talk, that there isn't a Garden of Eden here on Earth guarded by cherubims with flaming swords, and that God didn't impregnate a young woman with Himself so He could come to Earth and temporarily sacrifice Himself to Himself to forgive your as-yet uncommitted sins while simultaneously condemning the Jews and all non-believers to eternal torture in a lake of fire for their sins. You can spend your life helping others because you WANT to (not because God commands it), and being a "good person" because it's the "right thing to do" (instead of because God will punish you if you don't).

So, which will it be? Will you live a Godly life, with morals from God etched upon your heart? Or will you save the material world, and worship at the altar of "science", and make decisions based on your "conscience"?

[Levi Jones]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I got Hell. I might as well go kill myself. I feel so worthless. I wish I was dead. I knew I wouldn't make it. Why was I even born. I wish I would have died at birth like I was suppost too.

Well, isn't that a shame. Why wouldn't you want Salvation before you die so you could be in heaven with Jesus and the rest of us?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I was raised Catholic and I'm pretty sure it's not right to treat other so cruelly!

We are not cruel. We are honest. God demands this from us: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

I hate you all! Your a bunch of jerks!

Why so much hate? Don't you realize Jesus loves you?

[Haley15]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I know, Livia. I think this site is a great big fake!!!!! I was raised Catholic and I'm pretty sure it's not right to treat other so cruelly! I'm so angry right now! I think some people here are just fakes who think that hurting people is fun. I hate you all! Your a bunch of jerks!

[Haley15]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I got Hell. I might as well go kill myself. I feel so worthless. I wish I was dead. I knew I wouldn't make it. Why was I even born. I wish I would have died at birth like I was suppost too.

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

I got 100%!
' ' ' ' ' That means I get to go to HEAVEN and be with JESUS!!!

That is sooooooo AWSOME!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

i bet jesus would be discusted.

You just lost that bet. Have fun in hell!

[Nobar King]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Are you a goth? The world hates you.

[livia_warumono]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

so now your just saying the world hates me?
and thanks again for calling me scum.

you do not have right to make statements like the world hates you, when you do not know me, i bet jesus would be discusted.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?

Jesus is an amazing fellow.

wow maybe i should become christian

Indeed, it would save your soul from eternal damnation in hell.

[Petal]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
wow maybe i should become christian

that be bestest idea you ever hads, Miss.livia! if you get saveds then lord Jesus will tells you stuff to, yay!

i so happys i gonna do a liddle lord Godly dance --->

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
wow maybe i should become christian

Not in those words of course, but the Bible makes it clear that us True Christians(tm) will be persecuted by unsaved scum such as yourself.

John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
John 15:20Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.

[livia_warumono]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Jesus told you there would be internet, and a girl called livia would abuse you over it?
wow maybe i should become christian

[Talitha]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Thanks For Calling Me filthy Scum.
i didnt take the test, didnt try.
you people are awful.

That's really hurtful but I forgive you.

So, you come into our forums just to insult us and call us names?
Jesus told us this would happen.
GLORY!!!

[livia_warumono]

Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever

Thanks For Calling Me filthy Scum.
i didnt take the test, didnt try.
you people are awful.