[Talitha]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

I'll get my Maid to go check my basement Laundry room.
That last lot of kids I purchased from "deprived backgrounds" looked a little strange to me.
Don't worry brother Jeb, if she is down there she'll still be ok as It's only been a few days.
Mind you, she'll have learned all about Handgun safety when she comes back


UPDATE: Sorry Jeb, it wasn't her. If you need a replacement, let me know as I'm sure I can spare one or two.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

I never said I don't want her picture out, NEVER!
I'm just saying be carefull when you tell people that they are aloud to spank your child, just incase the authorities find out. I'm just giving him some advice. I hope your daughter returns safe and well. I'll pray for her.

Who're you going to pray to, Stephen Hawking?
Proverbs 15:29 The LORD is far from the wicked: but he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
The Lord only hears the prayer of the righteous. Jeb's got enough to worry about as it is without you making the situation worse by sacrificing bunnies to Allah or whatever you scientists do.

[Bexz (On Moderation)]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Why don't you want her picture out, so that people can recognize her?
Is there anything you want to admit, witch?

Brother BJ, you better pull up the DOF file on above quoted witch..
See if she has a history of kidnapping children, lesbianism, or human sacrifice.

I never said I don't want her picture out, NEVER!
I'm just saying be carefull when you tell people that they are aloud to spank your child, just incase the authorities find out. I'm just giving him some advice. I hope your daughter returns safe and well. I'll pray for her.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Do you understand you are giving the world and strangers the right to abuse your little girl. Word of advice, watch what you say

Why don't you want her picture out, so that people can recognize her?
Is there anything you want to admit, witch?

Brother BJ, you better pull up the DOF file on above quoted witch..
See if she has a history of kidnapping children, lesbianism, or human sacrifice.

[Bexz (On Moderation)]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

I can't believe it, my daughter is STILL missing. You look away for a moment and the little brats just run off....If anyone has seen Alice, please tell me where and if she's with you, please give her a spanking on my behalf.


She also answers to the nickname "tickles", it's a long story.

Do you understand you are giving the world and strangers the right to abuse your little girl. Word of advice, watch what you say

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

No comment. I believe this post speaks for itself.

I am a suffering father, whose child has been lost all night, and this priest, the best the Catholic church has to offer, uses it as an opportunity for a cheap shot.

Only a catholic would be so disgusting as to exploit this time of suffering to push his religious beliefs on people.

Everyone else, please call if you see anything, footprints, anything. She has a little plush racoon she carries with her everywhere, please tell me if you've seen it. I have to sleep now, stupid energy drink is making me crash.

No, I just think she'll come back to you if you learn to be a better dad.

She really loves that raccoon...Probably therapy for her to get away from your abusive tactics.

But she still loves you...Just promise to treat her better, and she'll most likely come back!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Alice is listed on tax forms as a granddaughter, which I guess she sort of technically is, look it's a long story.

Well just as long as the we get not that silliness we had last year with Pastor Zeke's daughter running around Freehold claming she wasn't his daughter and had been kidnapped from a shopping mall in St Paul. We understand about shut in kids.

Well the Security Quick Reaction Tiger Team is on the cause now Jeb and I am sure we will have her back home with you quickly.

Oh, Pastor Pistole, if our Joo Lawyers call saying something about Amish folks and one of their schools, well the Amish are lying.

Please don't, she's been in the wilderness for more than 24 hours now and I think that's punishment enough. I know I'm going soft but I just want her to be ok.

Anyway, if the security team gets her first, she'll be lucky to escape with just black eyes. Remember the time those Italians stopped to ask for directions? After five minutes alone with the security detail they were confessing to being part of the plot to assasinate Woodrow Wilson.

If it wasn't for that liberal activist judge they would be in jail right too.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

That is exactly what I would give her when she gets home for giving me so much grief! TWO BLACK EYES! That is what the little brat deserves.

Please don't, she's been in the wilderness for more than 24 hours now and I think that's punishment enough. I know I'm going soft but I just want her to be ok.

Anyway, if the security team gets her first, she'll be lucky to escape with just black eyes. Remember the time those Italians stopped to ask for directions? After five minutes alone with the security detail they were confessing to being part of the plot to assasinate Woodrow Wilson.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Son, when you need it done right, you call on the Landover team. What do a few friendly casualties count for in the Big Picture? I have BJ on it. Your little daughter or granddaughter will be back soon. Whoever kidnapped her will face GOD'S fury. If a few innocents die, God knows His Own.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Huh Jeb, I know we know we are not in the same tithing bracket and I don't pry into everyone personal lives except what the Jesus and the church have me do but since when have you had a kid?

No offense intended, I've prefered to use a separate security company (LBC security has had some friendly-fire incidents, I'm sure you know what I'm reffering to) and as for my paperwork, the government lists my children as belonging to my Ex-Wife, Barbara (you've paid her a few "visits").

Alice is listed on tax forms as a granddaughter, which I guess she sort of technically is, look it's a long story.

You have my permission to lead the search. I have fired the competition and they may face a lawsuit for their failure.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

The kid kinda looks like a raccoon herself. If she painted herself up with black eyes, the disguise would fool anyone.

Bobby Joe, please send a recovery team. This ought to be easier than that Iraq nonsense, but I do congratulate you for getting Pastor Templeton out of the Shi'ite mosque after he had planted all those bombs in it. The little girl was probably kidnapped by the mother or step-sister. You are authorized to interrogate them.

That is exactly what I would give her when she gets home for giving me so much grief! TWO BLACK EYES! That is what the little brat deserves.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

The kid kinda looks like a raccoon herself. If she painted herself up with black eyes, the disguise would fool anyone.

Bobby Joe, please send a recovery team. This ought to be easier than that Iraq nonsense, but I do congratulate you for getting Pastor Templeton out of the Shi'ite mosque after he had planted all those bombs in it. The little girl was probably kidnapped by the mother or step-sister. You are authorized to interrogate them.

[SUV]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Oh, my, I just peeked in on this thread because I thought it might be about JESUS.

IS this thread about Jesus?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Huh Jeb, I know we know we are not in the same tithing bracket and I don't pry into everyone personal lives except what the Jesus and the church have me do but since when have you had a kid?

I mean I feel like I am slipping up on my job here.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

You must be out of your mind! (with worry)

... concerned, noddy