[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sounds like you got some serious issuses Bubba. What happend to the other 2 Judios. Try uppin your meds,in fact take the whole bottle.

Hey, it's just what they do anyway. We ransomed the other two back for some stock from Bernie Madoff.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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I remember once when I was deployed to Lebanon in the 80s, we captured a group of three Joo spies, and we made one of the Joos fight an Arab to the death while the other two watched. The Arab won, but only after losing an eye and a couple of teeth. I guess the dead Joo took the Old Testament pretty seriously. Good times.

Sounds like you got some serious issuses Bubba. What happend to the other 2 Judios. Try uppin your meds,in fact take the whole bottle.

[Tantheus Robinson]

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Perhaps Don Bozo and Osambo could have a competition of sorts?

I remember once when I was deployed to Lebanon in the 80s, we captured a group of three Joo spies, and we made one of the Joos fight an Arab to the death while the other two watched. The Arab won, but only after losing an eye and a couple of teeth. I guess the dead Joo took the Old Testament pretty seriously. Good times.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Perhaps Don Bozo and Osambo could have a competition of sorts?

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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I suspected as much from a parrothead. So now you know when your first check will arrive.

Are you refering to that James Buffette,Hootie Blows kinda stuff? If you know of a way to get a buzz off a parrot maybe you should send me a personal message.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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If the raptures waitin on me to do the first thing resembleing a job it aint gonna happen this lifetime.

I suspected as much from a parrothead. So now you know when your first check will arrive.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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When you do the first thing that remotely resembles your job, JESUS will return and you will get everything you deserve.

If the raptures waitin on me to do the first thing resembleing a job it aint gonna happen this lifetime.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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When can I expect the 1st check?

When you do the first thing that remotely resembles your job, JESUS will return and you will get everything you deserve.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Mr. Don Bozo el Guapo, I'm afraid this isn't the welfare desk where you can finance your drug smuggling operations underneath the US-Mexico border.

Does this mean that you want to apply for the position boy? We can give you a trial run if you like.

It would be a an honor, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, however, nigras have clumsy hands and doing something that requires intelligence makes me hungry and confused. One more reason why I need to be White in the inside like Condi.

I understand how you coons want to be house nigras. You want to improve yourself the best you can, some of you. We'll post a letter asking for help in this thread soon, and let you give it a whirl. Backing up your advice with scripture is a plus.

Of course the pay would be substantially lower for you. You coloreds don't need much money to get by on, not like a White man.

Thank you so much, sir! Coons do not need pay. Serving you and the Almighty is grand enough!! Wait until I tell that to mah 'brothas' in the hood.

Attn: Passtor Ezikial. Your not really thinking of giveing this scientificly proven undersized pea brained monkey spunk this job are you? He dosent even know that drug profits come from the welfare office.

[Osambo 08]

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I understand how you coons want to be house nigras. You want to improve yourself the best you can, some of you. We'll post a letter asking for help in this thread soon, and let you give it a whirl. Backing up your advice with scripture is a plus.

Of course the pay would be substantially lower for you. You coloreds don't need much money to get by on, not like a White man.

Thank you so much, sir! Coons do not need pay. Serving you and the Almighty is grand enough!! Wait until I tell that to mah 'brothas' in the hood.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It would be a an honor, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, however, nigras have clumsy hands and doing something that requires intelligence makes me hungry and confused. One more reason why I need to be White in the inside like Condi.

I understand how you coons want to be house nigras. You want to improve yourself the best you can, some of you. We'll post a letter asking for help in this thread soon, and let you give it a whirl. Backing up your advice with scripture is a plus.

Of course the pay would be substantially lower for you. You coloreds don't need much money to get by on, not like a White man.

[Osambo 08]

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Does this mean that you want to apply for the position boy? We can give you a trial run if you like.

It would be a an honor, Mr. Pastor Ezekiel, however, nigras have clumsy hands and doing something that requires intelligence makes me hungry and confused. One more reason why I need to be White in the inside like Condi.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Mr. Don Bozo el Guapo, I'm afraid this isn't the welfare desk where you can finance your drug smuggling operations underneath the US-Mexico border.

Does this mean that you want to apply for the position boy? We can give you a trial run if you like.

[Osambo 08]

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So my guess is nobody else wants this job? Am I hired by default? When can I expect the 1st check?

Mr. Don Bozo el Guapo, I'm afraid this isn't the welfare desk where you can finance your drug smuggling operations underneath the US-Mexico border.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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So my guess is nobody else wants this job? Am I hired by default? When can I expect the 1st check?