[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

The only way cheese can safely be eaten is to process it with de-homonizers, emulsifiers and stabilizing agents, such as xanthan gum or carrageenan.

Cheese Whiz is one such product shown here being spread over a manly dish of ground beef.

[Jerakk]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

I hear that they even eat spoiled cheese.. ones where you can actually SEE the mold growing on it. It turns my stomach just thinking about it. To make it worse they gave it a horrible name.. "blew cheese" or something along those lines.

[A Follower]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

American Cheese™ is an exception to this, I believe. Especially when it is melted over a plate of Freedom Fries battered with Old Milwaukee.

Yes, American Cheese is the cheese you want, your wife can easily recognize it when she's doing groceries because it has a healthy orange color, unlike foreign cheese which has a ghostly pallor from all the milk and udder crap they put in it.

Good:


Bad:

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

This pretty much tells everything about ideology behind homogenized milk. Obama liberals have even put heavy metal in use when advertizing homogenizing milk for our youth!

[Barry]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

American Cheese™ is an exception to this, I believe. Especially when it is melted over a plate of Freedom Fries battered with Old Milwaukee.

Sorry Billy Bob, I forgot all about Godly American Cheese™. When I mentioned cheese, I had been thinking of that vile and disgusting race of frog eaters, with their Camembert’s, Bries and Rochforts and the Dutch with that stuff they use as innersoles for their clogs. Obviously Godly American Cheese™ is made from purely straight cows, one bull one heifer, who procreate only by use of the missionary position. It had also slipped my mind that straight American cow milk, was turned sour not by the rage of God but by industrious, and skilled American ingenuity.

So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

You raised that question because of what exactly? I am getting a slight hint of a vibe that you might be actually disapproving of our much beloved and highly esteemed, Titus Templeton.

Just look at the facts and engage your brain before opening your mouth Tecnoobydude. God shows his deep dissatisfaction with homer milk by turning it sour. He also made his thoughts clear on the subject by making many people lactose intolerant. I don't remember a time when God ever turned my beer sour or me, malt and hops intolerant. Did you ever see beer separate into curds and whey and start frothing and giving off a pungent smell? I think that Gods opinions on both abominable homer milk and beer are made quite clear, through his divine interventions. If you choose to ignore his feelings and follow disgusting French eating habits, I am pretty sure which direction you will be heading come judgment day.

Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'

Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?

I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!

The idea of touching the things that dangle from a cows sternum appall me Maria. I can not concieve of the brain impulse that would lead me to ever consider touching them, let alone drink from one. Obviously the first person to do so was a very sick individual with very perverted sexual desire. I imagine the practice first originated in a latin nation quite possibly by the Pope.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'

Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?

I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!

First they'd have to work out the difference between a cow and a bull. I understand that bulls are less resistant to such a procedure......

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Genesis 32:15 Thirty milch camels with their colts, forty kine, and ten bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals.

Genesis 18:8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

That'd be the Joos.

You mean the 'juice'? The milk, yes?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'

Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?

I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!

Genesis 32:15 Thirty milch camels with their colts, forty kine, and ten bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals.

Genesis 18:8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

That'd be the Joos.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Its an abomination. God obviously makes milk go sour to just to demonstrate his anger. This means all the people who eat cheese are actually giving God the finger. No wonder the reason why he hates the French so much. I'm not expecting to meet any cheese eaters when I go to paradise.

But what I am really curious about is, who was the first man to milk a cow and what did he think he was doing?

Imagine you it. Somebody one day in a distant past sayed 'I will esqueeze those sacks under that cow and I will drink or eat what ever will come out..'

Who could want to esqueeze sacks and drink what will come out when you have never try it before!?

I mean WHO!? Is discusty idea this!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Nobody ever got Brucellosis or Listeria off beer.

Neither have they been infected with:
Bacillus cereus
Campylobacter jejuni
Coxiella burnetii: results in Q fever
E. coli O157:H7: the cause of bloody diarrhoea
Mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis: associated with the development of Crohn’s disease
Mycobacterium tuberculosis: The cause of “consumption”
Salmonella
Staphylococcus aureus: Staph aureus produces a toxin that causes explosive vomiting.
Yersinia enterocolitica

Even scientists agree that God hates this new homo milk.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

Nobody ever got Brucellosis or Listeria off beer.

Neither have they been infected with:
Bacillus cereus
Campylobacter jejuni
Coxiella burnetii: results in Q fever
E. coli O157:H7: the cause of bloody diarrhoea
Mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis: associated with the development of Crohn’s disease
Mycobacterium tuberculosis: The cause of “consumption”
Salmonella
Staphylococcus aureus: Staph aureus produces a toxin that causes explosive vomiting.
Yersinia enterocolitica

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

The King James Bible has nothing to say one way or the other on the subject of beer.

[tehnoobydude]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

@Brother Alphonse:

That is discusting! Lesbian cows licking each others private parts? Im going to replace the milk with beer. My kids have to deal with it.

So you're saying...you would feed a child beer? And you also say that drinking beer is much more cleaner than drinking milk? Wow.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Growing up on a farm I formed close friendships with several animal types. Cows had been one of my favourites
.......................................until one day I saw this



I never buy homogenised milk!

Yuck! Debauchery is getting rampant everywhere! I blame it on pinko-commie-treehugging media.

P.S.: I’ll need to bleach my eyes and mind after seeing this picture.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Does homogenized milk come from gay cows?

Growing up on a farm I formed close friendships with several animal types. Cows had been one of my favourites
.......................................until one day I saw this



I never buy homogenised milk!