[Danish Crusader]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Well I am sorry if my question bothers you, but could you at least give me an answer?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Well I doubt I would enjoy putting anything up my butt. I do however enjoy having my wife performing *** potty language removed *** on me after punishing her. Is that a sin?

Please remember that this is a family-friendly site, and graphic descriptions of mouth-rape are not allowed.

[Danish Crusader]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Well I doubt I would enjoy putting anything up my butt. I do however enjoy having my wife performing *** potty language removed *** on me after punishing her. Is that a sin?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?

You show genuine sorrow for your sins (2 Corinthians 7:9 among others), and you don't do them any more (James 4:17 for example).



Let's say you like putting things in your bottom for sexual gratification (crazy, but there are people out there that do this). You know it's wrong (1 Corinthians 6:18) and you feel plumb awful about it so you ask God to forgive you for shoving things up your wazoo.

BOOM!

You're all good!



But danged if the next day you aren't putting a zucchini in your kiester, so you ask for forgiveness again, and then the following day it's an ice cream scoop and then a hairbrush and then a 2D MagLite and etc. etc.



That's not genuine repentance, and I won't feel a single bit of pity when I'm up in Heaven laughing along with Jesus (Psalms 59:8) at all the people burning in Hell just because just HAD to put things in their behind.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?

Dear Crusader. A worthy question. The answer, as you probably expected, lies within the pages of the Good Book!

Jonah 3:6-9
For word came unto the king of Nineveh, and he arose from his throne, and he laid his robe from him, and covered [him] with sackcloth, and sat in ashes. And he caused [it] to be proclaimed and published through Nineveh by the decree of the king and his nobles, saying, Let neither man nor beast, herd nor flock, taste any thing: let them not feed, nor drink water: But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth, and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that [is] in their hands. Who can tell [if] God will turn and repent, and turn away from his fierce anger, that we perish not?

That is the proper way: fasting, ashes, mighty cries of repentance and anguish, sackcloth! Not the un-Christian cat lick wizardry!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Danish Crusader]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

But how else can we show true repentance for our sins?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please forgive my foul tongue sister Mary. I spoke in anger. It was not my intent to encourage any kind of perversion.

I will whip myself 20 times for this.

Self-flagellation (AKA mortification) is a Catlick excuse to participate in MMF CFNM sado-masochistic orgies.



If you can show me in the KJV Bible where Jesus tells us to whip ourselves, I'll eat my hat.

Yours in Christ (NOT OPUS DEI),

Z. Smyth

[Danish Crusader]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please forgive my foul tongue sister Mary. I spoke in anger. It was not my intent to encourage any kind of perversion.

I will whip myself 20 times for this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please go piffle your self!

Please don't encourage self-rape among the atheists. We are trying to Save this man, not encourage him to continue to embrace his sinful, deviant lifestyle. Keep in mind the Lord Jesus Christ Almighty Himself knows and watches everything. Do you really think He wants to watch this sinner's face scrunch and wriggle during the moment of truth, knowing his seed has been wasted without the slightest empathy for the loss of life? Again?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please go piffle your self!

...You're on a Church's website, and you will behave yourself accordingly.

That's how Jesus feels about you, atheist scum.

Ephesians 4:29 "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please go piffle your self!

Watch your language. You're on a Church's website, and you will behave yourself accordingly.

That's how Jesus feels about you, atheist scum.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please go piffle your self!

Watch your language. You're on a Church's website, and you will behave yourself accordingly.

[Danish Crusader]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Please use the "Quote" button (at the bottom right of each post) to make it clear who you are talking to, thanks.

Please go fuck your self!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

You obviously need to find yourself a Christian husband...

Please use the "Quote" button (at the bottom right of each post) to make it clear who you are talking to, thanks.

[Danish Crusader]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

You obviously need to find yourself a Christian husband who can provide the discipline that you so desperately need.
A woman is not supposed to be living on her own with out a male guardian. In fact that is an abomination in the eyes of our lord.
I wouldn't be surprised is Satan is already filling your head with sinful thoughts. In fact, a woman in your position should be considered a witch and a whore of Satan.

If your soul is to be saved, you need some harsh Christian domestic discipline. You can either suffer the whip of god ore you can burn in Hell for all eternity.
The choice is yours.