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  • Priestess Avalon
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    • Feb 2008
    • 57

    #16
    Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

    very sorry but i dont recall posting spells and chants! it was french writing!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
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      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

      Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
      very sorry but i dont recall posting spells and chants! it was french writing!
      Apology accepted.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

        Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
        sister mary maria, (demonic gibberish deleted).
        Casting hexes on me will not work, witch, because I have JESUS on my side! It's like using a pellet gun against a tank! PRAISE!
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        • Fallen Angel
          Resident gothtard witch
          • Feb 2007
          • 197

          #19
          Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

          u should b nicer about canada. were nice 2 u n dun talk about sending misionaries down 2 the states. we have summer n spring its not always snow! u should learn what ur talking about b4 u badmouth another country. i hope u do come 2 canada so i can meet u n show u a bi goth wican is just a person n deserves as much respect as ne1 else.
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          • Glendora Christianson
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2329

            #20
            Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

            I think we should make a low-ball offer to buy Canada before it thaws out. Imagine how much money LBC can make once this frozen wasteland becomes a tropic paradise. We can import Mexicans and grow Pineapples on the shores of Hudson Bay! Glory!

            But God's miracle of Global Warming is under threat from folks who drive foreign cars and hybrids, so help HIM out by using your $600 economic stimulus check as a down payment on an American made SUV with a Triton V-10 engine! Glory!
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            • Priestess Avalon
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              • Feb 2008
              • 57

              #21
              Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Casting hexes on me will not work, witch, because I have JESUS on my side! It's like using a pellet gun against a tank! PRAISE!
              Didnt you read that i wrote in french, it wasnt a spell.
              Please, you should stop freaking out, because i dont have time to waste to put spell on you and if it was what i wanted to do, i wouldnt have needed to write it..

              since when we write a spell to a person that u make on them?
              It's like bank robbers that call the the bank to tell them they are coming in a half hour to rob them.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #22
                Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

                I don't know what kind of voodoo mumbo-jumbo you witches get up to or how you go about it! All I know is that it's of Satan, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for turning your back on your creator like that! God doesn't want to send you to your eternal damnation, but you're not leaving Him much choice here when you wilfully disobey His rules.
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                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
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                • Priestess Avalon
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                  • Feb 2008
                  • 57

                  #23
                  Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

                  do you have some kind of book that you look into to write pre-made type of sentences?

                  seems like you are telling me the same thing for 2 days in a row..arent you getting tired yet?

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                  • JennyD
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                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #24
                    Re: Canada - Godless frozen wasteland worth saving?

                    Originally posted by Priestess Avalon View Post
                    very sorry but i dont recall posting spells and chants!
                    Pastors, she doesn't remember doing these heinous things . . . perhaps this Frankie Avalon is POSSESSED!
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