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  • Fencepost88
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Firstly I'm not an atheist, secondly I never said I didn't make a mistake.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    did I post the screeny?

    I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.
    He was saying you are such a fraud (as in an Atheist) you would fake your own spell check to pretend you didn't make a mistake.

    More oxymorons;

    open minded atheist
    compassionate liberal
    useful Californian

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  • Fencepost88
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
    ...Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.
    did I post the screeny?

    I just said I took one so that I could be certain of what I had typed.

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  • WWJDnow
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    Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
    I am not an idiot.
    Idiot doesn't really cut it in your case. You're a moron.

    I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist
    And unsaved trash.

    Originally posted by Roseluck View Post
    when I next have the chance, I will read through the Bible.
    Well, maybe you're not quite as big a moron as I thought. Everyone should read the Bible, cover to cover.

    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
    Amen.

    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed.
    Anyone can fake a screenshot using Photoshop.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
    Indeed you did!

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  • Father Maurice Lester
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    "Baptist scholar"

    "Papal fallacy"

    "Freehold diet"


    Three perfect examples!




    Bless you, my jealous jumbo shrimps,
    Father Mo





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  • Fencepost88
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    not as stupid as those before me. I took a screeny of my post before I clicked submit so I know what word I typed. I then looked at my post the instant after I submitted. Unless someone is very quick it was not a human that changed the word I wrote. So it was either God or this forum automatically edits certain words. Either way I'm not particularly fussed, believing I actually meant to type Mormon speaks more of the readers intelligence than mine.

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  • Seth Campbell
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
    Really? You were home schooled and you're this stupid?

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  • Fencepost88
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymoron.

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  • Seth Campbell
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    Originally posted by Fencepost88 View Post
    It's a contradiction in terms but the outcome still has to be true. it's a common misconception that oxymormon merely means a contradiction.

    some cliche oxymormons include

    bitter sweet
    irregular pattern
    heavy lightness
    Original copy

    and for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
    Actually Mormons are followers of the cult started up by Joseph Smith. I assume you're another victim of public schooling?

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  • Fencepost88
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    Re: what is an oxymormon?

    It's a contradiction in terms but the outcome still has to be true. it's a common misconception that oxymoron merely means a contradiction.

    some cliche oxymorons include

    bitter sweet
    irregular pattern
    heavy lightness
    Original copy

    and for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and moron means dull (blunt)

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  • Virginia Day Templeton
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    It's a contradiction, like "Christian bigot" or "Aboriginal physicist."

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  • Good Christian Woman
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    Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
    What does the word oxymormon means? I have heard people saying this like "thats an oxymormon", but what does it mean? Is it related to mormons and magic underwear? Or is it some kind of sect within the mormons who are even more heathen than the so called "normal" mormons?
    An oxymoron? Reasonable atheist. Honest liberal. Gay Christian. You get the idea.

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  • Nobar King
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    I was pretty sure that oxy-clean was a ruse but when I figured out that it was a multi-level-product sold by Mormons I was convinced to never buy any more oxygen from those scammers.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    In answer to the original question, an Oxy Mormon is, well, Mittens Romney.

    Oxy, and a Mormon.

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