[lady_c]

Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

Dances with Death has been haunting our Godly forum for years now, under a variety of assumed names. If you had been forced to read all of the filth she has forced upon us, you would agree with me. Of that I have no doubt.

She is an advocate for every kind of immoral perversion under the sun.

That makes her a slut how? It makes her a thilthy potty mouth. Last I heard she is inlove with her husband not fucking (edit that word if you want) numerous men.
Try this one.....
I can think of another alternative, you keyboard warrior from hell.

[Nobar King]

Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

Something about "man gr@vy", whatever that is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmmm, how is she a slut? Insults should be partly true otherwise it doesn't work....

Dances with Death has been haunting our Godly forum for years now, under a variety of assumed names. If you had been forced to read all of the filth she has forced upon us, you would agree with me. Of that I have no doubt.

She is an advocate for every kind of immoral perversion under the sun.

[lady_c]

Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

I can think of another alternative, you mindless slut.

Hmmm, how is she a slut? Insults should be partly true otherwise it doesn't work....

[Nobar King]

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No one forces you to read my posts.

I actually found them quite amusing. Keep up the good work Dancer

Amazing. Somehow, the somnambulator has found a fan.

[lady_c]

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Wow, you've managed here to combine "disgusting" and "boring" in one simple sentence. Reading your post is much like washing down a Valium with castor oil or ipecac.

I can't say that I see the value in this combination of sedative and emetic.

I actually found it quite amusing. Keep up the good work Dancer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No one forces you to read my posts, sweetsie. Feel free to skip them if you find them uninteresting.

I can think of another alternative, you mindless slut.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Wow, you've managed here to combine "disgusting" and "boring" in one simple sentence. Reading your post is much like washing down a Valium with castor oil or ipecac.

I can't say that I see the value in this combination of sedative and emetic.

No one forces you to read my posts, sweetsie. Feel free to skip them if you find them uninteresting.

[JennyD]

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Sounds like what your body was relieved of was its man gravy.

Wow, you've managed here to combine "disgusting" and "boring" in one simple sentence. Reading your post is much like washing down a Valium with castor oil or ipecac.

I can't say that I see the value in this combination of sedative and emetic.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Despite what those weirdo "doctors" who got their "degrees" from some self-declared "institution" (by the way, one thing that has always intrigued me is why all those doctors who got their degree from an institution are always trying to send people there???? Isn't there a parellel here with those who graduate from higher institutes of "learning" are always trying to get others to go there?), I am a well-adjusted scientist who had some...issues in my younger years. When I first came to Landover, I was nearly overwhelmed with the offerings of Godly Manly guiding. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel was one of the kindest, and spent many hours guiding me in my faith and leading me on the path of righteousness. There was this one time, when I was working on my paper on the intricacies of sandals that could be worn inside of a burning fireplace when I questioned whether the story of Daniel in the fiery furnace was true, and he immediately tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

It is difficult to stay on the Straight & Narrow™--don't let anyone fool you! But with proper guidance, one can stay True®. Remember, a shepherd uses his crook on his sheep and may gouge their neck sometimes, but in the end, it isn't eaten by a lion.

Sounds like what your body was relieved of was its man gravy.

[lady_c]

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Pastor Ezekiel tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

Sounds very un-holy and rather kinky. Well.... as long as you enjoyed being spanked by one of Landovers finest...

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM)

Despite what those weirdo "doctors" who got their "degrees" from some self-declared "institution" (by the way, one thing that has always intrigued me is why all those doctors who got their degree from an institution are always trying to send people there???? Isn't there a parellel here with those who graduate from higher institutes of "learning" are always trying to get others to go there?), I am a well-adjusted scientist who had some...issues in my younger years. When I first came to Landover, I was nearly overwhelmed with the offerings of Godly Manly guiding. In fact, Pastor Ezekiel was one of the kindest, and spent many hours guiding me in my faith and leading me on the path of righteousness. There was this one time, when I was working on my paper on the intricacies of sandals that could be worn inside of a burning fireplace when I questioned whether the story of Daniel in the fiery furnace was true, and he immediately tore off his belt and spanked me until my eyes grew watery and my body was relieved of my ailment. And for that I could not be more thankful.

It is difficult to stay on the Straight & Narrow(tm)--don't let anyone fool you! But with proper guidance, one can stay True(r). Remember, a shepherd uses his crook on his sheep and may gouge their neck sometimes, but in the end, it isn't eaten by a lion.

[JennyD]

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Once they're 18
blah blah blah
will get you arrested.

zzzz . . . huh?

Oh, sorry. I fell asleep. Did you say something interesting or relevant?

Thought not.

What is it with you people and your obsession with the size and shape of demonic p******?

I'm sure Sister BTB is just hoping to find something large enough to fill your cavernous pie-hole, in order to stem the flow of sleep-inducing boredom currently issuing forth like so much effluent.

[ForGodsSake]

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Withers in Hell will be more like it.

GOD hates back sassing uppity women. But Satan will have her mouth full when he jams his giant throbbing tally wacker in it. At least it will finally shut her up.

Hmmm she will probably still find a way to murmur something whilst in that position with a mouth like she has.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Withers in Hell will be more like it.

GOD hates back sassing uppity women. But Satan will have her mouth full when he jams his giant throbbing tally wacker in it. At least it will finally shut her up.

What is it with you people and your obsession with the size and shape of demonic p******?