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  • #31
    Re: What Not to Put up Your Bum!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I said SCRIPTURE, not some mary worshiper horror movie.

    Don't you even own a Bible?

    I copied and pasted from the movie page yes but the killer in the movie killed based on the 7 DEADLY SINS!

    Not that it matters, my ******* life is a joke anyway.
    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 07-14-2007, 05:28 AM. Reason: Removed profanity.

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    • #32
      Re: What Not to Put up Your Bum!

      Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
      I copied and pasted from the movie page yes but the killer in the movie killed based on the 7 DEADLY SINS!

      Not that it matters, my ******* life is a joke anyway.
      There is no such thing as "the 7 deadly sins". That is a catlicker bit of nonsense you half-heard somewhere along the way. ALL sins are deadly, boy. All of us were born in sin thanks to that addle-brained Eve.

      The good news is that Christ is willing to forgive all of our sins, no matter how repugnant or vile. All you have to do is get on your bony little knees and ask Jesus to take over your life, renounce satan forever, and Tithe.

      There is, however, one sin that is completely unforgivable. I'll give you a chance to look that up. Here's a hint: It isn't from some third rate horror flick. It's from the Bible....

      Let me know when you find it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #33
        Re: What Not to Put up Your Bum!

        Originally posted by sephy26946 View Post
        I copied and pasted from the movie page yes but the killer in the movie killed based on the 7 DEADLY SINS!
        Well, that's us told: all this time we were foolishly following the Bible, when we should have been watching Jew-made films about that queer Kevin Spacey slicing people up under orders from the Pope, because obviously that's a far more reliable source of information about God.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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