[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

You come from Britain. Since it is a thread about Why God Hates Britain, it seems apt. Pirates are not renowned for their lawful and Godly behavior.

What we’re told of Pirates in history books today is blatantly wrong, Thieves and outcasts they were not – these were His Chosen People, the ones who listened and followed His divine plan, whatever it was. The commonly propagated myth that Pirates were thieves can be traced, unsurprisingly to the Christian theologists of the Middle Ages. It’s just another example of the discrimination and misinformation that we’ve had to contend with over the years, and another reason Pastafarians have been so secretive about their beliefs.

Regardless of the lies told about them, the first Pastafarians were peace-loving explorers and spreaders of goodwill, not bloodthirsty criminal Pirates. In fact, they were well known to distribute candy to passing children, thus establishing what is now known as Halloween.

Plus wasn't it in Britain where they had/have pirate radio & television stations, and other dubious things such as car boot sales full of stolen goodies

Without Pirate radio stations you would not have Triple J and would be stuck with just Triple M

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Nope I actually have been there done that, had the t-shirt and saw it for the lie it is at a very early age.

King James Bible IS its correct name.

Anyway what does this have to do with Britain? Are you trying to derail yet another thread Lisa?

You come from Britain. Since it is a thread about Why God Hates Britain, it seems apt. Pirates are not renowned for their lawful and Godly behavior.

Plus wasn't it in Britain where they had/have pirate radio & television stations, and other dubious things such as car boot sales full of stolen goodies

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

You really know deep down you want to be a Christian.

Nope I actually have been there done that, had the t-shirt and saw it for the lie it is at a very early age.

Also, don't you think that it would be polite to the King James Bible by its proper name while you are on this forum.

KJV CFT IS its correct name.

Anyway what does this have to do with Britain? Are you trying to derail yet another thread Lisa?

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I have Faith in The One True God Lisa, a True Faith, I have no need to convert to the god of the KJV CFT.

Now that book, does have some messages from Our Lord Noodle buried deep within it, but it also contains much that is corrupt, much that has been placed in there my men to control men. The god in that book is crated by man in his image, not the other way round.

In restricting myself to looking for the Word of God in one book, the way that the people of LBC do, I would miss so much of what he has given us. I do not just see his word in the Gospel and The Loose Canon, for these are but the latest revelations of his teachings. He reveals His Noodly Goodness to us in so many ways and has done so since the dawn of time, when He created the Universe.

You really know deep down you want to be a Christian.

Also, don't you think that it would be polite to the King James Bible by it's proper name while you are on this forum.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Are you a bit bored again Jo. No wayward souls to try and convert. Wouldn't you rather be out eating your pasta with your followers, or deep down you really have a longing to convert and become a Christian. Don't be scared to leave your ways and worship the One True God.

Mark 4:40 And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?

I have Faith in The One True God Lisa, a True Faith, I have no need to convert to the god of the KJV CFT.

Now that book, does have some messages from Our Lord Noodle buried deep within it, but it also contains much that is corrupt, much that has been placed in there my men to control men. The god in that book is crated by man in his image, not the other way round.

In restricting myself to looking for the Word of God in one book, the way that the people of LBC do, I would miss so much of what he has given us. I do not just see his word in the Gospel and The Loose Canon, for these are but the latest revelations of his teachings. He reveals His Noodly Goodness to us in so many ways and has done so since the dawn of time, when He created the Universe.

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

You seemed to think that I lusted after a food Item when all I did was point out it was a food item, now just why would you think I lusted after it? Such a conclusion tells the reader more about your lustful desires then mine.

Are you a bit bored again Jo. No wayward souls to try and convert. Wouldn't you rather be out eating your pasta with your followers, or deep down you really have a longing to convert and become a Christian. Don't be scared to leave your ways and worship the One True God.

Mark 4:40 And he said unto them, Why are ye so fearful? how is it that ye have no faith?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Jo, Jo, Jo. Did you forget your reading glasses today. I suggest you go back and read what I wrote. It had nothing to do with me.

You seemed to think that I lusted after a food Item when all I did was point out it was a food item, now just why would you think I lusted after it? Such a conclusion tells the reader more about your lustful desires then mine.

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

You may have lustful desires triggered by images of food, but I do not have any sexual feelings towards a food made that is from Water, Pork 11% (Pork Liver, Pork), Pork Rind, Rusk, Onion, Wheatflour, Lard, Salt, Modified Waxy Maize Starch, Tomato Purée, Flavourings, Colour (E150c), Sugar, Herbs, Spices. Nor do I have any sexual feelings towards any other foods.

I would add that a home made meatball would be far superior to a ready made one. It would also be free from Modified Waxy Maize, Flavourings and Colour (E150c).

Do you find that other foods also make feel you this way Lisa?

Personally the only sexual urges I have are towards my partner.

Jo, Jo, Jo. Did you forget your reading glasses today. I suggest you go back and read what I wrote. It had nothing to do with me.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

Jo did you have put such large image of your lusting desires.

Psalm 78:18 And they tempted God in their heart by asking meat for their lust.

You may have lustful desires triggered by images of food, but I do not have any sexual feelings towards a food made that is from Water, Pork 11% (Pork Liver, Pork), Pork Rind, Rusk, Onion, Wheatflour, Lard, Salt, Modified Waxy Maize Starch, Tomato Purée, Flavourings, Colour (E150c), Sugar, Herbs, Spices. Nor do I have any sexual feelings towards any other foods.

I would add that a home made meatball would be far superior to a ready made one. It would also be free from Modified Waxy Maize, Flavourings and Colour (E150c).

Do you find that other foods also make feel you this way Lisa?

Personally the only sexual urges I have are towards my partner.

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

It is the lustful nature of your own mind that see a sexual connotation in a simple meatball (thus a Holy food).

Jo did you have put such large image of your lusting desires.

Psalm 78:18 And they tempted God in their heart by asking meat for their lust.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

That's not the worst of it by a long shot.

It is the lustful nature of your own mind that see a sexual connotation in a simple meatball (thus a Holy food).

[Taylor]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I think you have your head in the sand.


Lizzy B has obviously been paying attention to what's going on in her country, while you have been avoiding it.

You must not have been reading the Police Inspector Blog.

Lizzy B clearly lives in an area of the country which is VERY different from the area I live in

[Nobar King]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I think you're exaggerating.

I think you have your head in the sand.


Lizzy B has obviously been paying attention to what's going on in her country, while you have been avoiding it.

You must not have been reading the Police Inspector Blog.

[Lisa H]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

I think you're exaggerating. I agree that sirens go off any minute but it's a big city and from my experiences I wouldn't say it's any worse than any other capital. Still, dad's going over to New York at some stage this year so I'm sure he'll give me a comparison!

Taylor, are you a Christian and do you love the Lord. I see hope in you but then you let yourself down.

[Taylor]

Re: Why God Hates Britain?

You and I are living in the same Country are we?. It's not just in London where crime is taking over. Every city here is full of unbelievers, Birmingham is now mostly muslim. Even the streets there have indian names. It is totally overcrowded. The gates to Britain should've been closed years ago. The minority of British people have nothing, while these people come here take our jobs, our houses and every benefit going. And no before you ask, I am not racist, just very unhappy watching the filth scrounging, and enjoying the life that me and every other tax paying worker gives them. Tell us again how polite our Country is Taylor. You had a single burglary, in London, sirens go off every minute of the day. We had rapes, muggings, burglary and knife crime is at an all time high. God will eventually deal with us here, he is already putting his plan into action. Britain is self imploding and if by trying to warn the public to change their ways is asking to have eggs thrown at me or even worse. Then bring it on. Because at the end, God will see that even in the face of danger, I stood up and tried to help people. Not with a weapon, but my Bible.

I think you're exaggerating. I agree that sirens go off any minute but it's a big city and from my experiences I wouldn't say it's any worse than any other capital. Still, dad's going over to New York at some stage this year so I'm sure he'll give me a comparison!