[Carl the wop]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

If God was Black, would his favorite country be America, and his native language American? No, it would be Zulububuwanastan and Swahilimumuleke would be the language and he'd have a dinner plate in his lip. Case CLOSED.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Dear Friend,

Or is God black and did he turn the white people black?

God created the world in seven days.

If he had been black, he would have used that time sitting on his duff, yakking on his Obama phone to his baby mammas, and waiting for a government check to come in the mail so he could buy Mad Dog and scratch-off lottery tickets.

Case closed.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Or is God black and did he turn the white people black? Does he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man? These are important questionsYou think the name St. PETER is a coincidence?

Huh? What? This gibberish is obviously rhetoric in nature and as such I will treat it with the contempt it deserves.

What else could we expect from a sheep worrying mick from Dover.

Proverbs 1:17
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

[Carl the wop]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Is this a rhetorical question??

[tom kinight]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Or is God black and did he turn the white people black? Does he also downgrade the size of the black mans dick to that of the white man? These are important questionsYou think the name St. PETER is a coincidence?

[Deaner]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black??

Fire tends to do that to people.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Which leads to another interesting question - If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black??

Indeed! Many passages that speak of God's earthly judgement mention the skin turning black. How much more His eternal judgement!

My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat. — Job 30:30

Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick. — Lam 4:8

Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine. — Lam 5:10

Before their face the people shall be much pained: all faces shall gather blackness. — Joel 2:6

She is empty, and void, and waste: and the heart melteth, and the knees smite together, and much pain is in all loins, and the faces of them all gather blackness. — Nahum 2:10

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[Brother_Percy]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Michael Jackson was trying to turn himself white in a vain attempt to get into Heaven without Jesus' help. [ATTACH]20186[/ATTACH]

A pathetic attempt if you ask me. He could bleach up his face all he liked, didn't he realise his soul was still black??

Which leads to another interesting question - If God turns black people white before they get let into Heaven, do you think the people who goto Hell all get turned black??

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

That is why we have ex-nigra programs like the one at Landover Baptist Church, brother. We have turned out some fine ex-nigras who have repented of their ancestral sins and embraced Jesus Christ as their Savior!

Michael Jackson was a Jehova's Witness; surely he burns in Hell. Michael Jackson's outward whiteness was no different than an adulterer who hides his adultery from his wife. God still sees the adultery, and He still sees Michael Jackson's blackness every time he rapes a white woman or steals a pie from off a windowsill.

Michael Jackson was trying to turn himself white in a vain attempt to get into Heaven without Jesus' help. Sadly he became a mooselimb shortly before his death – which guaranteed him a place in Hell.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Dear Sister,

NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!!

Who is going to clean my Pool, Mow my Laws, drive my cars or cook and clean for me if there are no Blacks?

The angels will do all that. Jesus will tell them to. Like it says in Hebrews 1:4:

Being made so much better than the angels, as he hath by inheritance obtained a more excellent name than they.

It'll be super.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Friends,
If Black People Go to Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

I remember being taught this poem by my grandmother:

"God made the little Nigra boys,
He made them in the night,
He made them in a hurry
And forgot to paint them white."

This was a most satisfying solution to the problem of the origin of the races, but now I see that there is a possibility that God leaves them as Darkies on Earth, but can correct His Work in heaven.

One problem remains, would they just look like white nigras or would God shape their noses properly and fix their lips and eyes?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

Will there be illegals in Heaven?

Maybe they use all those messicants that will end up in hell as a workforce in heaven. That would make sense.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!!

Who is going to clean my Pool, Mow my Laws, drive my cars or cook and clean for me if there are no Blacks?

Will there be illegals in Heaven?

[Talitha]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

NOW WAIT JUST ONE MINUTE!!

Who is going to clean my Pool, Mow my Laws, drive my cars or cook and clean for me if there are no Blacks?

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: If Black People Goto Heaven, Does God Turn Them White??

It's the other way around.

Is this what you imagine heaven will be like?



Because that's not the image the Bible paints.