[ConfusedWithRespect]

Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

-pect for you. Sorry, my laptop is old and it randomly clicks stuff all the time.

1 Peter 2:17 Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it. Everyone other fourm member here is actually pretty racist. Sure, nazis are in my opinion, the WORST people in history, but they have no right and high disres

While God, for reasons which we cannot know, did allow sin to enter his creation, He is not the author of sin.

Using that kind of logic would allow us to do anything we want.

I suggest you trot on over to the Introductions sub-forum and tell us about yourself.

[ConfusedWithRespect]

Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

I agree with you. If god didn't want us to masturbate, why would he have created it. Everyone other fourm member here is actually pretty racist. Sure, nazis are in my opinion, the WORST people in history, but they have no right and high disres

[ChristianCaucasian]

Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

Amen, Brother. And if she is unable to douse him in time to prevent mass spermicide, she should immediately descend upon the spent load with a sweat sock or other such rag, sop it up and submerge it in water immediately to perferm an emergency baptism before the poor little souls stop wiggling. There is a slim chance she may be able to save millions of unborn from raging eternal hellfire...

I haven't heard of Baptism for such young babies, but a fuller explanation would come in handy in case I slip as I am currently single.

[Witch Hammer]

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Your brother is cold hearted murderer. You do whatever it takes to keep him from releasing millions of screaming lives to their deaths. May I suggest a keeping a bucket of ice water at the ready, and when you suspect he is self-raping, douse him.

Every day is 9/11 for the unborn

Amen, Brother. And if she is unable to douse him in time to prevent mass spermicide, she should immediately descend upon the spent load with a sweat sock or other such rag, sop it up and submerge it in water immediately to perferm an emergency baptism before the poor little souls stop wiggling. There is a slim chance she may be able to save millions of unborn from raging eternal hellfire...

[John Creeser]

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It fills me with sorrow that my elder brother masturbates. I've made it a point to witness the act whenever possible, and pray for him while crying... but I feel it's all for naught. As long as he has no woman to relieve his urges, I know he will continue.
I weep for him, and the seed he spills in vain, for I cannot save him.

Your brother is cold hearted murderer. You do whatever it takes to keep him from releasing millions of screaming lives to their deaths. May I suggest a keeping a bucket of ice water at the ready, and when you suspect he is self-raping, douse him.

Every day is 9/11 for the unborn

[The Flowerpot]

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It fills me with sorrow that my elder brother masturbates. I've made it a point to witness the act whenever possible, and pray for him while crying... but I feel it's all for naught. As long as he has no woman to relieve his urges, I know he will continue.
I weep for him, and the seed he spills in vain, for I cannot save him.

[Alphonse Alban]

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And these forums are filled with hot rage towards women, liberals, democrats, communists, Obama, muslims, hindus, catholics, atheists, agnostics, non US Americans (so roughly 5.7 billion people), homosexuals ...

You are imagining things again. Then again, as we noticed your perception of "hot rage" means someone replying to you. Are you one of those cursed with assburgers, since your social skills are so poor?

That makes up for at least 98% of the population on this planet. Statistically speaking, YOU here are not normal. You are the aberration.

You are once again confused. Those are two different things. Yes, number of people saved (Christians) is smaller at the moment (before everyone is converted to Christianity) than people send in hell. That does not mean Christians are for now abnormal. 100% of population in a prison for pedophiles are pedophiles. By your logic this would make pedophiles in that prison normal.

Of course I understand that as a foreigner, you have huge disadvantage in life since you were not born American. This limits your understanding of these things greatly. Still, it does not mean that you are beyond hope.

You see, I really understand your problem. I was unfortunate enough to be born in a godless country full of eskimos. After I found Jesus (the REAL Jesus, not that false-Jesus worshiped by that satanic Luther cult) a miracle happened. I was healed! Through sweet blood of Jesus taint of eskimo was finally lifted from me and I was born again as an American! Well, there are still fer minor legal issues with secular law, but I am allowed to tithe our Church as a normal person by our pastors, so in the eyes of our LORD I am one of His chosen people.

Once those few legal issues with secular law is taken care of, I can finally fulfill my second greatest dream. Vote for Republican party! My greatest dream of course it that Jesus sees fit to call me to home to Him as soon as possible.

Glory!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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You don't focus on my main point which surely is no normal communication.

And these forums are filled with hot rage towards women, liberals, democrats, communists, Obama, muslims, hindus, catholics, atheists, agnostics, non US Americans (so roughly 5.7 billion people), homosexuals ...
That makes up for at least 98% of the population on this planet. Statistically speaking, YOU here are not normal. You are the aberration.

There is more to being normal than following a herd of sodomites on their way to eternal damnation. You are confusing normality with commonness.

God lays out what is right and what is wrong in His word. He also foresaw that the world would reject salvation and forgiveness in favor of service to the Dark Lord. While you are busy trying to be cool with billions of unsaved miscreants, we will be rejoicing all the way to Heaven.

[Basilissa]

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The what? Are you seriously that desperate, that you start to come up with these fantasies? Is some sort of defense against poor self-esteem?

Maybe it's just a normal way for you to communicate to get that hot rage from communicating, but for us normal people it's not a part of conversation.

I pray that your delusions will ease up

Very wise post, Brother Alphonse. Our crunchy friend seems to be accelerating on his unavoidable slide to eternal damnation.

Krunsch, I want you to know that I'll keep praying for you anyway.

[krunsch]

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The what? Are you seriously that desperate, that you start to come up with these fantasies? Is some sort of defense against poor self-esteem?

Maybe it's just a normal way for you to communicate to get that hot rage from communicating, but for us normal people it's not a part of conversation.

I pray that your delusions will ease up

You don't focus on my main point which surely is no normal communication.

And these forums are filled with hot rage towards women, liberals, democrats, communists, Obama, muslims, hindus, catholics, atheists, agnostics, non US Americans (so roughly 5.7 billion people), homosexuals ...
That makes up for at least 98% of the population on this planet. Statistically speaking, YOU here are not normal. You are the aberration.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION

Wait till the hot rage has faded away (which will naturally be there since you are a fundamentalist christian and I am without religion).

The what? Are you seriously that desperate, that you start to come up with these fantasies? Is some sort of defense against poor self-esteem?

Maybe it's just a normal way for you to communicate to get that hot rage from communicating, but for us normal people it's not a part of conversation.

I pray that your delusions will ease up

[Wandering Minstrel]

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If Odysseus can best a cyclops so then can you
although the road is rough there are things that you can do
Picture sleep inducing baseball, and here's another tip
Wear oven mittens or boxing gloves and you can't get a grip
Keep your idle time short--mind and hands occupied
I'm happy to report--it's worked 2 out of 10 times I've tried.

[krunsch]

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Friend, the best time you can ever have unlesss you are dead in Heaven is to read the KJV Bible..

Hmm, just tried. Nope, masturbation is more fun.

I won't go into detail here as this is a family forum, but sex organs has something to do with reproduction. You can ask your father about it for more details when you are bit older.

Again, read my post. My FULL post. Not just the first sentence. Then don't answer, but let it sink in and inspire your thoughts. Wait till the hot rage has faded away (which will naturally be there since you are a fundamentalist christian and I am without religion). Then, and only then answer.

We can have fun with our sexual organs WITHOUT making a baby. I can see you never tried that (what a poor and sad life you must have...) but it is actually possible. If god never intended us to do this kind of stuff, why has he given us this option? It seems like a very severe design oversight to me, which shouldn't happen, since god is perfect and unfailable. So if we were intelligently designed to this kind of stuff, we should do it.

As far as the sexual organs go - for other life forms, god has done with different means of procreating. Mitosis, e.g. Doesn't require a partner, no body fluids that, considering your attitude towards sex, seem to disgust you. Surely if our scientists can do it without a sexual partner (sheep Dolly was cloned), an immortal, omniscient, omnipotent being could have found an alternative.

The reason he gave us this stuff, to make it so much fun playing with it and to crave for stuff that is fun is that he wants us to play with it.

[Alphonse Alban]

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So, if god did not want us to masturbate, why has he given us sexual organs?

I won't go into detail here as this is a family forum, but sex organs has something to do with reproduction. You can ask your father about it for more details when you are bit older.