[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Am I Going To Burn In Hell?

I'm still learning to cook. Sometimes it comes out burned, but it usally comes out okay.

How can you be sure woman doesn't have a soul. I'm not sure how you could determine that, other then reading the Bible.
Oh, and what are your views on reincarnation? I think people are born again and again, until they reach, as you say, eternal salavation.

And do you believe that if you flap your arms you will fly?

This kind of addle-brained nonsense is exactly why you need a man to tell you what to do and what to think. On your own you wake up in a new world every 20 minutes or so. You can't even spell properly.

You are free to believe as you like. All I am telling you is that if you deviate from the Word of God, even a little, you are going to be tossed into a lake of fire like garbage. If you don't like the sound of that, then get on your knees and argue about it with God. We don't make the rules.

By the way, how old are you? Is you father in prison like that Icky girl?

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I'm still learning to cook. Sometimes it comes out burned, but it usally comes out okay.

How can you be sure woman doesn't have a soul. I'm not sure how you could determine that, other then reading the Bible.
Oh, and what are your views on reincarnation? I think people are born again and again, until they reach, as you say, eternal salavation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I understand what your saying, but we are both misunderstanding each others words.

My father divorced my mother, and he does not live with me anymore. He spanked me,(Which, I suppose, would be the right thing to do, if you want your child to be saved). I am not married, but I plan to be. Please, don't sterotype me as an idiot, just because I am a woman. I have a very high IQ.
Oh, and since I am a woman, I assume you believe that I am going to Hell, correct?

Creation scientists are still looking inot that. It does not appear that females have a soul, but I'm not sure.

Having a "high IQ" may impress some jew professor, but not Jesus. The Bible is clear on what your role in life is. If you hold out ANY hope of attaining eternal salvation, then I suggest that you actually read the Bible.

What the Bible says about Women's Rights

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

Colossians 3:18
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Can you at least cook?

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I understand what your saying, but we are both misunderstanding each others words.

My father divorced my mother, and he does not live with me anymore. He spanked me,(Which, I suppose, would be the right thing to do, if you want your child to be saved). I am not married, but I plan to be. Please, don't sterotype me as an idiot, just because I am a woman. I have a very high IQ.
Oh, and since I am a woman, I assume you believe that I am going to Hell, correct?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm not mocking your mission to save Souls. I'm not mocking anything. You can coutuine to go one with your mission to save souls, in your own way, and I, will go and save souls my own way.

I am not Wiccan, nor Pagan, nor Christian. But just because I'm not Christian, doesn't mean I don't pray when I'm alone, nor does it mean I don't believe in Christ. I'm still trying to figure that out, since I was not rasied as a Christian.
If I do want to become a Christian, I will. Until that time comes, I'll still ponder what I am, and who I am.
P.S. I'm a Woman.

Well that explains everything. No wonder you don't understand what I've been saying.

Do you have your father or your husband's permission to be in here discussing Jesus?

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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I'm not mocking your mission to save Souls. I'm not mocking anything. You can coutuine to go one with your mission to save souls, in your own way, and I, will go and save souls my own way.

I am not Wiccan, nor Pagan, nor Christian. But just because I'm not Christian, doesn't mean I don't pray when I'm alone, nor does it mean I don't believe in Christ. I'm still trying to figure that out, since I was not rasied as a Christian.
If I do want to become a Christian, I will. Until that time comes, I'll still ponder what I am, and who I am.
P.S. I'm a Woman.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Son, Jesus commands me to judge. Don't waltz in here and start whining about your "belifs" and demanding special "rights". QUOTE]

I'm not 'whining' about my belifs. I just stating what I belif, and stating what you seem to belive. Nor am I demanding speical rights. I'm only saying that I think everyone goes to Heaven.

Judge me? Okay. If you say I'm going to Hell, that what you want to think. But I still belive that I am going to Heaven. Sorry. ;

Well son, you are involved in a very high-stakes gamble. Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satan's Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule immediately.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

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[QUOTE=Pastor Ezekiel;20859]Son, Jesus commands me to judge. Don't waltz in here and start whining about your "belifs" and demanding special "rights". QUOTE]

I'm not 'whining' about my belifs. I just stating what I belif, and stating what you seem to belive. Nor am I demanding speical rights. I'm only saying that I think everyone goes to Heaven.

Judge me? Okay. If you say I'm going to Hell, that what you want to think. But I still belive that I am going to Heaven. Sorry. ;

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Wow. I thought their had to be at least ONE Christian on this fourm, that was open minded, but I suppose I'm not going to find one here.
My 'fantasies' are my belifs, and as a Christian, you should be able to except that, express your own ideas, and leave it at that.
And you have no right to call me a Satan Whorshiper, even if you are a Pastor. For all you know, I could be a Christain, just one that is curious.

Son, Jesus commands me to judge. Don't waltz in here and start whining about your "belifs" and demanding special "rights". You are clearly not a Christian.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

It is either God's way or satan's way. If you are curious about which path you are on, then I'd suggest you read the Bible and these threads more carefully. We are here to help save you from a horrible fate, boy. Jesus has called you here for a reason. Think about it.

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Wow. I thought their had to be at least ONE Christian on this fourm, that was open minded, but I suppose I'm not going to find one here.
My 'fantasies' are my belifs, and as a Christian, you should be able to except that, express your own ideas, and leave it at that.
And you have no right to call me a Satan Whorshiper, even if you are a Pastor. For all you know, I could be a Christain, just one that is curious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I never said I was smarter then God, nor do I want to be. I have read the Bible, which I find educating about Christ and God. But, I am disapointed by your lack of an open mind.

You cannot prove if everyone goes to Heaven, or if some go to Hell. You can say that this is true, and that is what is true to you. I find that what is true for me, is that everyone goes to Heaven, and whatever sin they did on Earth, does not matter at Death.
And I'm not a fan of Harry Potter, for my own reasons.

“And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” (Jeremiah 25:33).

I guess that verse just slipped your mind?

If you want to be a salad-bar Christian, picking and choosing which verses you want to follow and which you reject, then you may as well worship satan.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Better get with the plan jennifer. That is GOD's plan, not your fantasies.

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Instead of spending your days watching Harry Potter videos, why not try actually READING the Bible instead of making up nonsense about what you WISH was found in its pages?

I never said I was smarter then God, nor do I want to be. I have read the Bible, which I find educating about Christ and God. But, I am disapointed by your lack of an open mind.

You cannot prove if everyone goes to Heaven, or if some go to Hell. You can say that this is true, and that is what is true to you. I find that what is true for me, is that everyone goes to Heaven, and whatever sin they did on Earth, does not matter at Death.
And I'm not a fan of Harry Potter, for my own reasons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus's business? Is this the spirutal buisness, or money buisness?

And I'm not standing in anybodys way. I'm just expressing my views. I'm not out burning Bibles or anything. I am sure that Jesus loves all of us, even people would did horriable things in their life.(Ex:Hitler)
No one is going to burn in Hell. We're all going to be forgiven for anything we did on Earth, and enter Heaven.

Oh, I see. YOUR idea of "funn things" is to completely re-write The Holy Bible. Is that because you are smarter than God?

Even my drooling 5 year old nephew knows that Jesus hates people like your pal Hitler. Have you ever even opened a Bible? Jesus doesn't go prancing around like some pansy blowing kisses at everyone He meets.

Families are torn apart because of Jesus--"Brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death." Matthew 10:21

Jesus condemns entire cities to horrible deaths and to eternal damnation in hell because they didn't care for his preaching. Matthew 11:20-24

Jesus explains why he speaks in parables: to confuse people so they will go to hell. Mark 4:11-12

Jesus says that God is like a slave-owner who beats his slaves "with many stripes." Luke 12:46-47

As an example to parents everywhere and to save the world, God had his own son tortured and even (temporarily) killed Him. John 3:16

Instead of spending your days watching Harry Potter videos, why not try actually READING the Bible instead of making up nonsense about what you WISH was found in its pages?

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Jesus's business? Is this the spirutal buisness, or money buisness?

And I'm not standing in anybodys way. I'm just expressing my views. I'm not out burning Bibles or anything. I am sure that Jesus loves all of us, even people would did horriable things in their life.(Ex:Hitler)
No one is going to burn in Hell. We're all going to be forgiven for anything we did on Earth, and enter Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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^-^

You people are funny. You get so worked up about protecting your beliefs, and here I am, just relaxing, and laughing my head off.

I like you people and the funn things you do.

Our idea of "funn things" is to preach the Holy Bible as God's Literal Truth, hunting witches, and chasing the demons out of homers. What's YOUR idea of "funn"?