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As we all know, public libraries are repositories of filth and lies funded by big government liberals. Any child can walk into a library and rent a book (FREE OF CHARGE!) about evolution, sex, occultism, science, homosexuality, and literally any other disgusting topic you can imagine.
Of course there are a few worthwhile books to be found at your local library that contain the Good News of JESUS CHRIST, but they are always tucked away in remote areas where the lost are not likely to find them.
I can hear the voice of GOD calling me to action, and He is telling me that it's time for us to work a miracle through His power!
My plan is this: A small and unassuming group of True Christians will go to the Freehold Public Library, which has been overrun with liberalism, and comb the shelves of books for wholesome, True Christian literature to check out.
Once we have checked out all of the books about JESUS and True Christian living, we will return a few nights later and set fire to the library after it has closed and we're sure nobody is inside. After the library has burned down and all the books inside are cooked to a crisp, we will find an opportunity to return with the Christian books we checked out and scatter them throughout the rubble and ashes, so that the world will see that only wholesome Christian books miraculously survived the fire!
Just as it does whenever a handful of people survive a tragedy that kills hundreds or thousands, the news will spread across the nation and around the globe about the Miracle at the Library, and millions will understand that only the GODly will escape the fire!
Can I get an amen, and a few volunteers?
Of course there are a few worthwhile books to be found at your local library that contain the Good News of JESUS CHRIST, but they are always tucked away in remote areas where the lost are not likely to find them.
I can hear the voice of GOD calling me to action, and He is telling me that it's time for us to work a miracle through His power!
My plan is this: A small and unassuming group of True Christians will go to the Freehold Public Library, which has been overrun with liberalism, and comb the shelves of books for wholesome, True Christian literature to check out.
Once we have checked out all of the books about JESUS and True Christian living, we will return a few nights later and set fire to the library after it has closed and we're sure nobody is inside. After the library has burned down and all the books inside are cooked to a crisp, we will find an opportunity to return with the Christian books we checked out and scatter them throughout the rubble and ashes, so that the world will see that only wholesome Christian books miraculously survived the fire!
Just as it does whenever a handful of people survive a tragedy that kills hundreds or thousands, the news will spread across the nation and around the globe about the Miracle at the Library, and millions will understand that only the GODly will escape the fire!
Can I get an amen, and a few volunteers?
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