MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?

If the one in "the center" is the brunette towards the back of the photo, behind the fat biker wearing gang colors, I'd be pleased to book a room at a hotel for a few hours so that we might get acquainted. Tell her I can pick her up from the airport and drop her off afterwards.

Sorry Doc Toole, I don't know her. Besides, she couldn't possibly be my mother - in fact, I'm old enough to be her mother!

And Johny, we come from modest means. She didn't come away with much from the divorce, but she does have a unique antique spoon collection that might be of interest.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?

If the one in "the center" is the brunette towards the back of the photo, behind the fat biker wearing gang colors, I'd be pleased to book a room at a hotel for a few hours so that we might get acquainted. Tell her I can pick her up from the airport and drop her off afterwards.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?

No Johny, that's just the booby name you guys gave me. Her name is Dutchie (nee Fletchingooch) Hoaring
And of course she's a Christian. Look at that sweet, blessed face. I would hate the thought of her ever being Hell; getting flayed and raped.

Before you and/or your mother invest too much in the effort to snare an older husband from Freehold you should be aware the preferences of older Christian gentlemen in our city. I've noticed our male senior citizens usually take on younger women.

The exceptions are older ladies who are very wealthy. If your mother is wealthy that information should be passed along.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?

"Meet Christian singles" is the title of this section. I have my doubts she qualifies.

And, of course, we'd all like to know if her last name is "Whoring"?

No Johny, that's just the booby name you guys gave me. Her name is Dutchie (nee Fletchingooch) Hoaring

And of course she's a Christian. Look at that sweet, blessed face. I would hate the thought of her ever being Hell; getting flayed and raped.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?

"Meet Christian singles" is the title of this section. I have my doubts she qualifies.

And, of course, we'd all like to know if her last name is "Whoring"?

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Hi y'all, this time it's not a dating request for myself, but instead for my dear mother; Dutchie.

That's her, in the centre.



My mother has been there all my life, and I can say I really take after her; she is sweet, caring, fair and funny. A real handful sometimes, but what mother isn't? Mr. Hoaring isn't in the picture anymore after a rocky divorce, so I speak for mum when I say she's now looking for fun beyond retirement and maybe a little more.

So come on, men! Who would like to butter my mother's muffin?