News from Romanceville

[BrotherLarry]

I received a private message asking the following:

BrotherLarry:

Are you a gay homosexual? You seem to stand up for homers more than you denounce them to hell, where they belong. It's time to come clean and show you aren't a true Christian. I think you are queer!

Signed,
A REAL True Christian™

Poppycock, girl. Anyone with a bit of sense on this forum knows I am as straight as the day is long. To prove it, I am announcing my marriage to Sister Hazel Ruthanne's daughter, Cyan. While the date hasn't been set, and I haven't asked her yet, this WILL happen just as soon as I discuss it with Sister Hazel Ruthanne when I get an opportunity. Now, how can I be marrying Cyan if I am a faggot?

Hmmmmm?

Busybodies.

[Dana723]

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How simply wonderful to hear, Brother Larry! You have become an inspiration to my boys and I am so very happy for you and dear little Blue. Er, Cyan. Please, let us know the date of the blessed event and we will make every effort to send a generous check.

[Esther B.]

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Congratulations, Brother! Please let me know when the engagement happens so I can start embroidering some dish towels and an apron for your future bride.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Congratulations, Brother. Tell me, do you know who Cyan's father is?

[BrotherLarry]

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Sadly the engagement is off. Cyan does not want papist blood - even ex-papist blood in her family.

[Esther B.]

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I'm so sorry, my dear Brother in Christ. I'll pray that you find a suitable wife so people can stop questioning your straightness.

[Dana723]

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That is awful news, dear Brother. I wish I had a daughter to offer you, but alas, only sons.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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I'm praying for your Brother. I'm sure you are no faggot, for the Bible clearly condemns it and you follow and praise Him in all that you do.

[BrotherLarry]

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That is awful news, dear Brother. I wish I had a daughter to offer you, but alas, only sons.

Perhaps your sons' friendship could alleviate some of my pain. If they are True Christians(TM), of course. I don't need unsaved scum in my life during such a troubling time.


BrotherLarry

[Esther B.]

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Brother Larry, do you remember Samuel, my former suitor? His younger sister Michel is still unmarried if you're interested. She needs a little work, but she learns quickly.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Oh yes, I think we all remember Samuel's "sister" with a Frenchman's name!

[BrotherLarry]

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I am thinking of going into seclusion far from New York City- perhaps Hoboken. There, I can unweave the dark threads that have been woven into the tapestry of my heart. I know I may count on the prayers of the faithful.

Wasn’t Michel the one with the deep voice and hairy arms?

[Esther B.]

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I am thinking of going into seclusion far from New York City- perhaps Hoboken. There, I can unweave the dark threads that have been woven into the tapestry of my heart. I know I may count on the prayers of the faithful.

Wasn’t Michel the one with the deep voice and hairy arms?

I will pray for you , Brother. Also, I believe you're thinking of Samuel's brother, Daniel.