[Didymus Much]

Re: Lonesome me

Okay, that verse I definitely agree with, and I know bottom line, the Bible is full of basic nuggets of wisdom.

How do you know that? You've still not read the thing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lonesome me

From the parts I have read -- ugh, give me time, I have to get caught up, okay? ?

How about you stop expressing uninformed opinions until then?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lonesome me

... I think a bit of empathy on the remembering ever bit of the Bible part would be appreciated here.

You can't remember it if you've never read it.

If you've never read it, you're just giving an ignorant opinion, that someone (either a True Christian™ or myself) has to follow around and clean up so our OTHER visitors aren't confused by a bullshit wrong message appearing on their boards (that you are a guest on <--- remember that).

So a bit of consideration not only for the True Christians™ who work very hard keeping this place from going completely off the rails, and the others who didn't click on "Jen's Uninformed Thoughts, Random Musings, and Generalized Muddling in Other People's Affairs.com", but on LandoverBaptist, would be appreciated here.


More Bible ready, less opinion talky, kk?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Lonesome me

....I tend to have a lot to say...

Blogs are free. Go make one.

[C. S. Darrow, Esq.]

Re: Lonesome me

That actually sounds pretty nice. Fyi, my profile pic is not a recent photo. I have lost a bit of weight and straightened my hair.

I scarcely know where to begin.


As I'd mentioned previously, I spent a goodly amount of my time in Des Moines last week and have been quite immersed in legal proceedings against a young witch who'd rented a property of mine near that liberal hellhole known as Drake University. I'm happy to report that I will soon occupy that now-vacant office space with a satellite office of my law firm and will now have a regular presence in that area. I expect to close on a modest home in the Ingersoll Park neighborhood for which I have made quite a generous offer and I expect to be a resident there before Christmas. The current owner apparently has no intention of selling the home, so I do foresee some minor delay. Once I have acquired furnishings and have vetted possible staff, I will have more time to devote to getting acquainted with the fine people of Landover Baptist Church and can then turn my attention to acquiring a property in Freehold, Iowa as well.

I see in my unfortunate but unavoidable absence that I have attracted some attention with my appeal for a potential wife. That the attention was, in one case, that of someone who's inability to discern my gender was, well, comical and awkward, was a great source of amusement for me. No harm done, Mr. Toole. I'm certain you must be feeling a bit embarrassed for your error, but I assure you I harbor no ill will toward you.

As for you, Miss Nettle, I feel I must make myself very clear that I have no interest whatsoever in any sort of overtures you might make in your ridiculous attempt to snare me in your web of deceit. I have no time in my life for the likes of you, other than perhaps to file the necessary paperwork with the court to compel you to keep your distance from me. What on Earth ever made you believe I would have interest in a corpulent witch such as yourself will be a mystery to me until my last breath. As if it's not enough that you belong to that Assburger cult, your sick attempt at portraying yourself in a photo as a painted trollop quickly earned you a place on my ten-foot-pole list. I do hope you'll seek the help you need for your obvious psychiatric disorder as well as for your apparent need for sinful caloric gluttony.

All that said, I will be in touch shortly with the leadership of Landover, assuming their vetting process has by then yielded satisfactory results, that I might begin the process of attaining membership and beginning a tithing regimen that will benefit this blessed community forthwith.


I believe I'd made my aims clear when I first intimated that I will be seeking the company of a young Christian lass with whom I might one day share my blessings. I see no need to put too fine a point on that and look forward to life in Iowa soon.