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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Re: Courting a young lady

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    I understand Seth decided to take an extended trip to Guantanamo after a visit from the Department of Faith.

    Had he told you of his troublemaking ways, Karp? Did he try to entice you away from the Lord's Favorite Church?

    It's always good to help God's Favorite Church understand its enemies better.


    I certainly hope he enjoys his stay down there.

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  • VinnieVespisti
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    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Well, technically he's banned, but he's not gone. Seth has been trying to start trouble here for the last two years, and this is just one of the many accounts he has made. He'll probably be back, unless someone took care of him.
    there's a rumor Seth used all those accounts to make a love connection, and finally got lucky with some LBC christer chick.......... so now he's lying in a dumpster with a big cross carved into his forehead, last seen by an angry mob of LBC closet homos.

    And the strangest thing today. On the bus there was a faint scent of hair-oil, and you come back here on the same day.
    hey thanks for saying the scent was only faint, bro..... dude can get a lil self-conscious about his metrosexuality, y'know?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
    Well, technically he's banned, but he's not gone. Seth has been trying to start trouble here for the last two years, and this is just one of the many accounts he has made. He'll probably be back, unless someone took care of him.
    I understand Seth decided to take an extended trip to Guatemala after a visit from the Department of Faith.

    Had he told you of his troublemaking ways, Karp? Did he try to entice you away from the Lord's Favorite Church?

    It's always good to help God's Favorite Church understand its enemies better.

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  • Magikarp
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    Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
    ....huh? Vinnie was going to buy his lil Susie-Sue a drank, but she's already so drunk she's yabberin' in code about boners.

    so now that Seth dude's been banned, can I have all the ladies who posted on this here thread? thanks.
    Well, technically he's banned, but he's not gone. Seth has been trying to start trouble here for the last two years, and this is just one of the many accounts he has made. He'll probably be back, unless someone took care of him.

    And the strangest thing today. On the bus there was a faint scent of hair-oil, and you come back here on the same day.

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  • VinnieVespisti
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    And bony nolgas!
    ....huh? Vinnie was going to buy his lil Susie-Sue a drank, but she's already so drunk she's yabberin' in code about boners.

    so now that Seth dude's been banned, can I have all the ladies who posted on this here thread? thanks.

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Bearners Dias
    And bony nolgas!

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by SU< View Post
    Most Certainly, Don Bozo, mi solo, if they are not carrying the KJV 1611!

    PS "Fleas' Navidad" to everyone down there in the messicant Prison!
    Bearners Dias SU< mi bonita nina. M&Ms got me outa that messican jail by haveing me transferd to Quarantine for the Thanksgiveing holidays, bless her hard heart. then after a very short parole looks like shes sending me back to Quarantine this weekend. God certainly does work miracles if she got knocked up in the middle of menapause. Happy Virgin of Guadalupe day.(Virgens in Mehico,aint that a hoot?)
    .

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  • SUV
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Is it ok to just dislike someone on sight?
    Most Certainly, Don Bozo, mi solo, if they are not carrying the KJV 1611!

    PS "Fleas' Navidad" to everyone down there in the messicant Prison!

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by Ahmaazz Smith View Post
    Forgive me for stating the obvious, but isn't Don Bozo in the hoosegow down Mexico way? The only young ladies he'll be courting are Mexicanian criminals. And Bozo, when we say you should love Jesus with all your heart, that isn't what we mean.
    The lovely Sister M&Ms (With the foot fungus) got me out on a prisoner exchange and sent to quarantine for thanksgiving, gotta love that girl.

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Forgive me for stating the obvious, but isn't Don Bozo in the hoosegow down Mexico way? The only young ladies he'll be courting are Mexicanian criminals. And Bozo, when we say you should love Jesus with all your heart, that isn't what we mean.

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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Is it because he's a Ginger, Don Bozo?

    We're working with him to help him overcome the traitorous Ginger instincts, but it IS challenging.
    Hola J.D. mi bustless bonita. Wuzza Ginger? Some kinda afro gringo? Is it ok to just dislike someone on sight? Somethin bout this guy just irks me. 35 years as a narco trafficante (and not a day in prison) made me a pretty good judge of people This pendejo just seems to creep me out. If you dont want Juan services any more I can fill in till someone else comes along and I promise to be genle with your cookie jar.

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  • SayvedByTheLord
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    Speaking of gingers I think I've seen that Bonyface guy hanging around. What a 70's loser.

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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Is it because he's a Ginger, Don Bozo?

    We're working with him to help him overcome the traitorous Ginger instincts, but it IS challenging.
    Quite, Sister Jenny. But I assure you, I'm not contagious. Do you have an ex-Ginger ministry that I can go through?

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  • JennyD
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    Originally posted by Don Bozo el Guapo View Post
    Not really sure, could be the hair parted down the middle thing or maybe the silly grin,maybe you seem to know too much about fags in T shirts. I've learned to rely on my instincts.
    Is it because he's a Ginger, Don Bozo?

    We're working with him to help him overcome the traitorous Ginger instincts, but it IS challenging.

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  • Mr. Seth Cochran
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    Instincts are for animals. I have my Bible.

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