[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

LMAO!

I know, right?

According to your chart, though, Rachael asked a valid question.

I sure did. I mean I know girls in Brazil apparently technically call themselves virgins even though they've done anal more times than they can count. That, to me, is just stupid. Sex is sex, regardless of orifice.

The way you asked your question made him realise how ridiculous their silly little chart is, he's too embarrassed to answer.

So I noticed.

I'd have a daughter who was stoned to death for playing the harlot even if she WAS still a virgin, that's what I'd have.

So you're now saying a virgin can be a harlot? Explain that reasoning, please? Please, do try explaining it. I await your response with a bucket of popcorn. *snicker*

[JennyD]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?

I'd have a daughter who was stoned to death for playing the harlot even if she WAS still a virgin, that's what I'd have.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?

LMAO!

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.

According to your chart, though, Rachael asked a valid question.

You didn't answer my question. *Snicker*

The way you asked your question made him realise how ridiculous their silly little chart is, he's too embarrassed to answer.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.

You didn't answer my question. *Snicker*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? This is a Christian forum.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So if you had a daughter who had anal sex five times a day and gave ten blowjobs a day but no normal sex you'd consider her an absolutely pure virgin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.

Coming from a feminazi communist who believes that her grandfather was a gorilla, I'm not surprised.

Look up the word "virgin" in a dictionary. We don't make things up here, we follow the Holy Word of God.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

This should all be common sense!

Pointing out that having vaginal intercourse means you're no longer a virgin is common sense, too, and yet the need was felt to make that ridiculous chart. The chart should at least be complete.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

The point remains that the chart doesn't indicate whether or not one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin (because I neither see a red arrow, nor do I see any green arrows, pointing from penis to anus). Perhaps you need to make an updated chart to solve this problem?

This should all be common sense!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

The point remains that the chart doesn't indicate whether or not one can have anal sex and still be considered a virgin (because I neither see a red arrow, nor do I see any green arrows, pointing from penis to anus). Perhaps you need to make an updated chart to solve this problem?

[Elizabeth]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Like I said, you have to look properly, but you seem to lack the ability to do just that.
Do you see that big red arrow? It points straight to the female entrance that should be sealed untill marriage.

Now look at the green arrows. They point at the buttocks. Clearly indicating there is nothing there a True Christian man would think of entering...
And it most certainly does not point right to the middle of the buttocks.

Okay, I am looking at the chart properly now, and I have noticed that the red arrow does not point to the vagina, but the labia majora. Since I took labia majora to mean vagina, I also assumed buttocks would mean asshole. Forgive me.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

No, I have not being drinking, or smoking reefer or taking LSD or whatever the hell else you assume I do. Tell me what I am seeing wrong. The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus, from penis to girl's mouth, from guy's mouth to vagina, among others. The green arrows mean "virginity preserved" as indicated by the key on top.

How could this mean anything different from how I am interpreting it?

And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.

Well, I did not accuse you of smoking reefer or taking LSD, although you did gave me a idea just now.

The way you interpret it is typical for your kind of people.
You see 2 buttocks and you immediately think of the exit hole that is between them and what queers do to those.
Let me remind you that a True Christian does not share that point of view.

Like I said, you have to look properly, but you seem to lack the ability to do just that.
Do you see that big red arrow? It points straight to the female entrance that should be sealed untill marriage.

Now look at the green arrows. They point at the buttocks. Clearly indicating there is nothing there a True Christian man would think of entering...
And it most certainly does not point right to the middle of the buttocks.

And in case you didnt read, which is pretty much the case, let me express again that anal sex is NOT good and tolerated. It's not even a question of "preserving virginity" or not, it is simply evil and a trademark of the gay community.

[Nobar King]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus

No it doesn't. You must need new glasses.

[Elizabeth]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Lay off that "booze" for one day and look again when your vision is not blurry anymore.

No, I have not being drinking, or smoking reefer or taking LSD or whatever the hell else you assume I do. Tell me what I am seeing wrong. The chart clearly has green arrows going from the penis to the anus, from penis to girl's mouth, from guy's mouth to vagina, among others. The green arrows mean "virginity preserved" as indicated by the key on top.

How could this mean anything different from how I am interpreting it?

And in case you weren't listening, I DO NOT believe that you can have anal sex and preserve your virginity.

[Ugly_Kid_Joe]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Ezekial, I don't understand. According to this chart, anal sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, and all sorts of other sexual touching are okay in terms of preserving virginity. Is that really what you believe? Even I don't agree with that.

Lay off that "booze" for one day and look again when your vision is not blurry anymore.