[Elizabeth]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Ezekial, I don't understand. According to this chart, anal sex, fellatio, cunnilingus, and all sorts of other sexual touching are okay in terms of preserving virginity. Is that really what you believe? Even I don't agree with that.

[Nobar King]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

leave before you even knew he was there. .

You might want to see a doctor about that.

[Karl Marx Reborne]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

That was an obvious satire of the remarks before me asking are you some sort of stealth queer I was trying to make a refrence of some sort of stealth queer superhero movie or something I didnt say I was going to sodomize him or unleash some sort of superhuman homosexual...Jeez learn to laugh a little...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Coming this summer the Stealth queer able to penetrate you in a single bound and leave before you even knew he was there. He only leaves behind one thing a mark on your behind...

Your terrorist threats have been recorded, and the appropriate authorities have been notified.

[Karl Marx Reborne]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

What? What are you implying? If you've . . . (and it sickens me to even think about this, let alone TYPE it!) "laid with" someone of the same gender, you are anything BUT a virgin. A virgin is an unsullied, pure thing, beloved of God. Sodomites are digusting abominations, barely worthy of the Lords disdain!

Are you sure you're not a some sort of stealth queer?

Coming this summer the Stealth queer able to penetrate you in a single bound and leave before you even knew he was there. He only leaves behind one thing a mark on your behind...

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So sodomites are virgins ...

What? What are you implying? If you've . . . (and it sickens me to even think about this, let alone TYPE it!) "laid with" someone of the same gender, you are anything BUT a virgin. A virgin is an unsullied, pure thing, beloved of God. Sodomites are digusting abominations, barely worthy of the Lords disdain!

Are you sure you're not a some sort of stealth queer?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So sodomites are virgins ...

You think we don't know that's the filth Dan Savage preaches I ought to ban for repeating his talking points.

What do you have to say in your own defense?

[BibleBeliever]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

So sodomites are virgins ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Hey, whatever works for you.

I notice dear Zeke, however, has no such denial..

It's beneath my dignity to comment on your wild, unsaved allegations. Don't try and drag me down into the gutter you witches wallow in.

Anyway, a classy man doesn't kiss and tell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Look, young lady, I'm an adult. I play the way I want. Feet aren't really my thing. I prefer a good spanking.

Hey, whatever works for you.

I notice dear Zeke, however, has no such denial..

[Nobar King]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Look, young lady, I'm an adult. I play the way I want. Feet aren't really my thing. I prefer a good spanking.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.

Witches like VanSaddlebags are so perverted that they don't even know what normal Christian sexural relations look like. She's used to participating in dark, strange and revolting practices.

I notice through all these accusations of yours, you've not once denied having sex with feet.

I rest my case.

And FYI, no, I can't say I'd like that done to my feet. I mean, I'm all for foot massages and lotion, but I can't say I'd enjoy...er....that...as foot lotion.

[Nobar King]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

Well, at least her virginity stays intact when she engages in sexual foot-play.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.

Witches like VanSaddlebags are so perverted that they don't even know what normal Christian sexural relations look like. She's used to participating in dark, strange and revolting practices.

[Nobar King]

Re: Christian Girls' Abstinence Chart

The chart just shows areas where virginity is not at risk. That doesn't mean that you have to put your pecker there, or that anyone had ever even done it.