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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
Originally posted by Dirk View Post
If at all possible DO NOT MARRY A DAGO!Leave a comment:
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
One never becomes too old to put on a princess costume for Halloween. Girls I know who are much older than 12, look very nice in their princess costumes. Some of them even dress up as police women, to show the the respect they have for authority.
Another really good idea for a Halloween costume is to be dressed up as an angel of God. Its pure and holy.Leave a comment:
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Yes, Brother Dirk, Italian women do, indeed, look hot. It has been my curse to struggle under this burden of scorching sex appeal ever since the blouse bunnies arrived when I was 12.Originally posted by Dirk View Post
Modestly Yours,
Handmaiden
p.s. -- No kidding, at 12, I was completely unprepared to deal with the attention that my burgeoning bosom inspired. It was very creepy to see grown men--who were supposed to be escorting some other kids-- eyeing me in my halloween princess costume. That was the year I gave up Trick or Treat; and not because I had became too grown up for it in my little girl heart.Leave a comment:
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
Originally posted by Christiansoldier View PostOriginally posted by Johnnyboy View PostActually, that would be the French. The Poles are just stupid.
God Bless
Some important history lessons:Originally posted by Christiansoldier View PostNah, the french give up without any fight. The poles put up a laughable fight and THEN surrender.
It was not until we Americans showed up that Hitler and his Nazis ran! Nothing beats red-american soldiers!
The French surrender at the drop of a beret and break out their best wine.
The Poles idea of national defense is a set of speed bumps at their borders.
The Italians, who once ruled the known world as the Romans, have since used up all their military mien. Their prefered method of winning a war these days is to fight for one side until it is clearly on the losing slope, then switch sides in time for the victory parade.
Pedantically Yours,
HandmaidenLeave a comment:
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
Of course they would, as the intense flames of Hell burn their bodies for all eternity!Originally posted by Dirk View PostLeave a comment:
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
Italian woman do look hot.Leave a comment:
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
Nah, the french give up without any fight. The poles put up a laughable fight and THEN surrender.Originally posted by Johnnyboy View PostActually, that would be the French. The Poles are just stupid.
God Bless
It was not until we Americans showed up that Hitler and his Nazis ran! Nothing beats red-american soldiers!
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We haven't determined the official start dates of our ex-Southern-European and ex-Eastern-European ministries, but check back often for the announcement.Originally posted by Pompom29 View PostLeave a comment:
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I'm 100% american. That's all I need to know.Originally posted by Pompom29 View PostLeave a comment:
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What nationalities are you then my kind sir? I am sure I will have something to bash as well!Leave a comment:
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Re: Fox news: Don't marry "other species/ethnics"
You're part Polish? Ha! I'm suprised you haven't already surrendered!Originally posted by Pompom29 View PostLeave a comment:
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