[Enobarbus]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.

Moon

I think I see -- Ect is the nickname of someone old enough to be your grandfather. I wonder who that could be... Now you are 32, so that means he would have to be... well, absolutely ancient.

And aren't you old enough to be Wash's mother?

[Enobarbus]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.

Moon

I have checked in the online acronym finder and the only thing that makes sense is Ecuador Time (ECT). So you haven't tried to seduce us Ecuador Time? You really are not making very much sense Moon. You are going to have to lay off those mushrooms, or the wacky baccy. We warned you that these carnal indulgences and overuse of hallucinogenic and other agents would turn your brain into green cheese. Plainly this is what is happening. You need to find Jesus and quick, Moon, before you are as illiterate as most of the kids who come here.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

You appear to have misspelled "yet".

No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.

Moon

[OnYourKnees]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.

You appear to have misspelled "yet".

[Enobarbus]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

The only thing I intend on leading her further from is BJ and V. That's all. If she wants to worship baby Jesus, then by all means, have at it.

Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.

If she doesn't want to come back, it's probably because you guys scared her off.

Moon

I can't help noticing that that sentence is well below your usual standard of literacy Moon. That "and" where you presumably meant to write "are", also seems like a Freudian slip. I am driven to wonder how many hands you had on the Keyboard as you wrote that, Moon. The demons of laciviousness and lust have you in a stranglehold, I'm afraid, and only Jesus can release you. You must give up your witchery and hippy perversions before it is too late Moon. You appreciate that you will not only go blind on earth at this rate, but spend all of eternity in hell in a specially designed area full of the most hunky and handsome men all of whom are gay and have no tallywhackers.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Moonflower will only lead you even further from the Lord and any prospects of Salvation©.

The only thing I intend on leading her further from is BJ and V. That's all. If she wants to worship baby Jesus, then by all means, have at it.

She has continually attempted to seduce the good men of Landover herself, but of course to no avail.

Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.

If she doesn't want to come back, it's probably because you guys scared her off.

Moon

[Enobarbus]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Nah, My quiver is just fine,right now. The 10 to 12 kids kind of scared me off alittle.

Please heed Sister Talitha's advice. Moonflower will only lead you even further from the Lord and any prospects of Salvation©. Her insinuations are at the very least the pot calling the kettle black. She has continually attempted to seduce the good men of Landover herself, but of course to no avail.

[Talitha]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Pay no heed to Moon, Kiki.

She will be dealt with.

In our way.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

kiki, we need to talk. Word has it in town that you've been going around and trying to seduce our men. Now, you know very well that I've already "claimed" two and some others are taken as well. Believe me kiki, if any of the women here had to compete with you for a man, I'm sure you'd lose, so back up.

Now, either you respect them like the fundies that they are, or the women of Landover, including myself are gonna have to resort to some serious ass kickin'. Understood?

A very ticked off Moon

Is THIS the reason Kiki is leaving us? Because the witch is threatening her?

B-J, she lives in YOUR closet. Straighten this gal out! She's driving our innocent Kiki out into the wilderness!!

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

kiki, we need to talk. Word has it in town that you've been going around and trying to seduce our men. Now, you know very well that I've already "claimed" two and some others are taken as well. Believe me kiki, if any of the women here had to compete with you for a man, I'm sure you'd lose, so back up.

Now, either you respect them like the fundies that they are, or the women of Landover, including myself are gonna have to resort to some serious ass kickin'. Understood?

A very ticked off Moon

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Don't you want your Quiver to be Full?

Nah, My quiver is just fine,right now. The 10 to 12 kids kind of scared me off alittle.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

What does one have to do with the other?

The mere fact that you have to ask that question reveals how lonely and depraved your life truly is. You are so far removed from His love that you can't even smell it from where you are.

Clearly, your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

You need to be on your knees apologizing to Jesus, you vile harlot. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins, and you repay Him with gutter talk about your perverted fantasies?

What does one have to do with the other?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Once again, it was meant as a harmless joke, and I apologize if I wounded your delicate sensibilities.

You need to be on your knees apologizing to Jesus, you vile harlot. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins, and you repay Him with gutter talk about your perverted fantasies?

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

This isn't a place for your fantasies, either!

We don't want to hear about what you want to do with the gardener, the pool boy, and a quart of Wesson Oil! Nor do we want to hear about your "afternoon delight" with your neighbor, her sister, her horse, and the mailman! "Skyrockets in flight", indeed!


I repeat - it was a joke. If I offended you, I'm sorry. And just for the record, I never mentioned Wesson Oil, my neighbor, her sister, a horse, or the mailman. In fact, I never mentioned details at all.

Nor do we care to read of your time spent M-ing while cruising Ouchy the Clown's disgusting and very unChristian website!

I've never heard of Ouchy the Clown, but if it's awebsite that in any way combines sex and pain, which it sounds like it would be from your brief words about it, I wouldn't be interested anyway. Pain holds no allure for me.

Please keep your demented fantasy sexcapades offline, or at least write about them at an appropriate heathen website like DeviantTard.com. Thank you.

Once again, it was meant as a harmless joke, and I apologize if I wounded your delicate sensibilities.