Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

26! Well Kiki you are past ready to be impregnated and start pumping out fresh meat for the war machine. We need to invade out neighbors and steal their crap and we'll need to do it 15 and 20 years from now as well so start having BOY babies and stop this silly "thinking" and "finding yourself"

Its your JOB to raise the next generation of Homeland Securers.

I'm not a teenager so I think I'll be perfect for you.

SF

Yeah,um....thanks but no.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Why you filthy wanton harlots!!!!!!

Stop mackin' on my honeypie!

Don't make me send Sister Lateefah over here with her rolling pin. Ya hear me!

Down girl. Just noting he's got nice eyes. I know he's your man and I would never cross that line BTB. Besides, he's a preppy boy and I can't stand them. He's all yours sweetie.

Moon

[Star Finder]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I'm 26, so teenage boys are a little to young for me

26! Well Kiki you are past ready to be impregnated and start pumping out fresh meat for the war machine. We need to invade out neighbors and steal their crap and we'll need to do it 15 and 20 years from now as well so start having BOY babies and stop this silly "thinking" and "finding yourself"

Its your JOB to raise the next generation of Homeland Securers.

I'm not a teenager so I think I'll be perfect for you.

SF

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Why you filthy wanton harlots!!!!!!

Stop mackin' on my honeypie!

Don't make me send Sister Lateefah over here with her rolling pin. Ya hear me!

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Moonhippy, Kiki and Rachael....maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all.

What sexy blue eyes, trying to save us?

Moon

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

We (kiki and myself, you if you'd like to join in) were talking about the hotties here in Landover. But of course they've decided to come in here and try to save kiki.

But We could start talking about the boys if you'd like, and the girls, if you swing that way.

Moon

Being a vile witch and dedicated pervert, Ms. VanRugmuncher swings every which way but loose. All the more reason that we try and offer her the love of Christ.

Moonhippy, Kiki and Rachael....maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Actually read this thread just now.....so...er....what is it supposed to be about, then?

We (kiki and myself, you if you'd like to join in) were talking about the hotties here in Landover. But of course they've decided to come in here and try to save kiki.

But We could start talking about the boys if you'd like, and the girls, if you swing that way.

Moon

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Actually read this thread just now.....so...er....what is it supposed to be about, then?

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

See my problem is not beleiveing in him, only beleiveing in the bible. Not to mention hell.

p.s. for anyone who cares cubs are winning.

Wow, I guess that spell I did where I had to pee on a goat in front of Wrigley Field actually worked!

I have faith in my Cubbies...

Moon

Get saved, then we'll talk.

WE? Did I ever show any interest in you? NO. But thanks anyways. My interest in in the hottie BJ.

Moon

[Brother Samuel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Now, how exactly would you know what my "grand canyon" looks like Soldier? Oh that's right...you wouldn't.



I have no idea why they think you're not American. As for the TC's, they're all basically drop dread gorgeous.


Moon

Yes. Being specially blessed by God, that is to be expected. Not that we would have any interest in your kind. Get saved, then we'll talk.

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

NOT A BABY MAKING MACHINE???
Why do you think God gave you all of those extra unmentionable Lady Parts? Huh??
Why do you think we have The Curse?
Why do you think It's wrong to have Sex apart from Procreation?
You should be there making New Christian Soldiers for the Lord. Don't be so selfish.
If you die after having 10 or 12 Children by the age of 30 then you've served your purpose to Jesus.

Praise His Holy name.

Seeing as I have three years until I'm thirty I think I'll pass on the ten to twelve kids, thanks.

[Talitha]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

There is more to life than Cleaning, Ironing and Cutting the grass, which by the way is already done. I did all those yesterday so I woudn't have to do it today. As far as having a babie, I'm not a babie makeing machine, and your Pastor says there's a hell because its in the bible and I don't beleive in the bible.

NOT A BABY MAKING MACHINE???
Why do you think God gave you all of those extra unmentionable Lady Parts? Huh??
Why do you think we have The Curse?
Why do you think It's wrong to have Sex apart from Procreation?
You should be there making New Christian Soldiers for the Lord. Don't be so selfish.
If you die after having 10 or 12 Children by the age of 30 then you've served your purpose to Jesus.

Praise His Holy name.

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

You don't have better things to do?
What about Cleaning, Ironing, Cutting the Grass, having babies?
If Pastor says there's a Hell then you can be sure there is.

There is more to life than Cleaning, Ironing and Cutting the grass, which by the way is already done. I did all those yesterday so I woudn't have to do it today. As far as having a babie, I'm not a babie makeing machine, and your Pastor says there's a hell because its in the bible and I don't beleive in the bible.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I will answer your question simply because you think satan is my father, who btw is not real. You would think if I was demonic harlot I would have better things to do than be on here, but to finally answer your question,no I don't beleive in the holy ghost. I know, I know I'm damned, going to the hellfire, of course its hard to go to a place that just isn't there.

Matthew 12:31-32
Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

Mark 3:29
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

Luke 12:10
But unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

Well enjoy hell then. Now that you've taken this step, there is no turning back. Once done, this blasphemy cannot be taken back anymore than one can stuff toothpaste back in the tube.

And whether you believe in hell or not, its harsh realities will define reality for you for all eternity. Praise Jesus!

[Talitha]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I will answer your question simply because you think satan is my father, who btw is not real. You would think if I was demonic harlot I would have better things to do than be on here, but to finally answer your question,no I don't beleive in the holy ghost. I know, I know I'm damned, going to the hellfire, of course its hard to go to a place that just isn't there.

You don't have better things to do?
What about Cleaning, Ironing, Cutting the Grass, having babies?
If Pastor says there's a Hell then you can be sure there is.