[tommy]

Re: RULES FOR WOMEN

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Somehow, your avatar reminds me of Ségolène Royal.

Re: RULES FOR WOMEN

I can see that the TCs need some help here.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Every Birthday, Valentine, and Anniversary should not to be considered as opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. This doesn't mean we don't love you anymore.

4. Saturday and Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!

7. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

9. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

10. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

11. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

12. If you don't look and dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to look and act like soap opera guys.

13. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!

14. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

15. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

16. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

17. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

18. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

19. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

20. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

21. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

22. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

23. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

24. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

25. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

26. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

27. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Now see these sound reasonable,just rember the same goes for you as well.

[Hairy Homer]

RULES FOR WOMEN

I can see that the TCs need some help here.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Every Birthday, Valentine, and Anniversary should not to be considered as opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. This doesn't mean we don't love you anymore.

4. Saturday and Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!

7. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

9. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

10. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

11. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

12. If you don't look and dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to look and act like soap opera guys.

13. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!

14. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

15. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

16. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

17. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

18. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

19. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

20. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

21. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

22. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

23. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

24. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

25. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

26. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

27. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Well that depends whether the lay was good or you had to fake it.

Well, kiki, I'm off to bed.

Try not to flirt with BJ...or V.

Moon

Not sure who V is but don't worry I won't. Goodnight.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Yes, after you have sex once, its like a drug you just want more and more.

Well that depends whether the lay was good or you had to fake it.

Well, kiki, I'm off to bed.

Try not to flirt with BJ...or V.

Moon

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Why? Too much temptation?

Yes, after you have sex once, its like a drug you just want more and more.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I'm trying to be a "good" girl, so I do go anywhere any more.lol

Why? Too much temptation?

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I'm trying to be a "good" girl, so I do go anywhere any more.lol

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Now, how exactly would you know what my "grand canyon" looks like Soldier? Oh that's right...you wouldn't.



I have no idea why they think you're not American. As for the TC's, they're all basically drop dread gorgeous.


Moon

Ah, drop dead gorgeous huh? Well then its probably a good thing I don't see them in person. I'm confused enough as it is, don't need a cutie to confuse me even more.lol

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

You underestimate the resolve of a True Christian witch, you do not know how much we prefer the touch and warmth of Jesus's love to this vile sinfest that is your gaping and worn grand canyon.

Now, how exactly would you know what my "grand canyon" looks like Soldier? Oh that's right...you wouldn't.

So why is that they don't think i'm an Americain, is it just because i'm confused about what it is i beleive in or something i'm doing wrong? Oh, and any of the TC's cute?

I have no idea why they think you're not American. As for the TC's, they're all basically drop dread gorgeous.


Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Yes people here are nice when you learn to agree with everything the say. If they were mean, I would have been tied up and burned alive a long time ago.

And I'm sure I could get a few TC's if I wanted, Soldier. I just choose not to.

You underestimate the resolve of a True Christian witch, you do not know how much we prefer the touch and warmth of Jesus's love to this vile sinfest that is your gaping and worn grand canyon.

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Yes people here are nice when you learn to agree with everything the say. If they were mean, I would have been tied up and burned alive a long time ago.

And I'm sure I could get a few TC's if I wanted, Soldier. I just choose not to.

So why is that they don't think i'm an Americain, is it just because i'm confused about what it is i beleive in or something i'm doing wrong? Oh, and any of the TC's cute?

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Yes people here are nice when you learn to agree with everything the say. If they were mean, I would have been tied up and burned alive a long time ago.

And I'm sure I could get a few TC's if I wanted, Soldier. I just choose not to.

Re: Rules for Men

http://landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=3

Moon, it won't let me open that. Says I don't have permission.