[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well, I must reply. Your attitude of being right and others always being wrong smells of pride one of the 7 deadly sins.


ANd you are looking for a good true Christian man?

I know I will get some kind of infraction, but I think you need to be taught manners.

No not an infraction, but a reprimand: The Seven Deadly Sins are a papist invention. There are no "seven deadly sins" in the Bible! Truth is all sins are deadly because you need all your sins washed away by the blood of Christ in order to get into Heaven.

For the time being, since you're unsaved trash, you should refrain from judging others and presuming to know what you're talking about.

[Immoderate]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Mrs Johnson'' I'm not trying to stuck up to you or anything like that its just your Right and i'm Wrong and i see that now. I'm so sorry about everything i said Before but I don't think your Stuipd You are a Very smart True Christian Women

Well, I must reply. Your attitude of being right and others always being wrong smells of pride one of the 7 deadly sins.


ANd you are looking for a good true Christian man?

I know I will get some kind of infraction, but I think you need to be taught manners.

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

So, you be ass kissin up to me now, girl? You think cause I be a Southern Negro I be stupid an cain't see a suck up? Jeesus and me kin spot a phony 100 miles away.
Gal, you kin talk to me if an when you come up wif somthin more interestin den "Thank you Mr Heathen" or "Welcome to Gawds favorite church".

Mrs Johnson'' I'm not trying to stuck up to you or anything like that its just your Right and i'm Wrong and i see that now. I'm so sorry about everything i said Before but I don't think your Stuipd You are a Very smart True Christian Women

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Well, of course he has high expectations for me, I'm his little angel. He won't settle for less than perfect.

Sister Daisy Mae Johnson, known as BibleThumpinBlonde to unsaved trash, is famous for her match making skills. She's the #1 matchmaker in all of Freehold Gated. I'm sure she can set you up with someone. Mrs. Christianson's boy Skeeter is coming of age.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I'm so Sorry I will call you Mrs. Johnson from now on. But thank you very much for Telling me about my mistakes I see them now You are right as always

So, you be ass kissin up to me now, girl? You think cause I be a Southern Negro I be stupid an cain't see a suck up? Jeesus and me kin spot a phony 100 miles away.
Gal, you kin talk to me if an when you come up wif somthin more interestin den "Thank you Mr Heathen" or "Welcome to Gawds favorite church".

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

See i'm half italian that's why my skin is kind of a litte dark and i have a healthy tan from laying out in the sun

Well, you kin get all da sun and color you need when Pasta Zeek puts you outside in the Negro section of da Church.
I jist hope he don't sit you next to us.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I don't know you very well, but from what have I seen, how should I put this:

I think you father has too high expectations for you...

Well, of course he has high expectations for me, I'm his little angel. He won't settle for less than perfect.

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

That is a matter of opinion. Some people think there are no GOOD Christian men.

Then I guess I will have to settle for less. I hope, though, that at least he is a True Christian. As for "good," we shall see.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

I don't know you very well, but from what have I seen, how should I put this:

I think you father has too high expectations for you...

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Hey, why don't you try Landover's biggest greatest eligible bachelor, Trent

Well... from what I heard so far about brother Trent, nothing horrible of course, is that he smells like a dead wart hog wears a particular cologne that I am allergic to. Hem.

And also, he'll have to pass my father's inspection. My dad doesn't like fatties men who have nothing better to do than sleep on others' couches. He likes a hard working man with a place of his own.

[Immoderate]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Oh... well... I guess there is a good Christian man out there for me somewhere.

That is a matter of opinion. Some people think there are no GOOD Christian men.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Oh... well... I guess there is a good Christian man out there for me somewhere.

Hey, why don't you try Landover's biggest greatest eligible bachelor, Trent

[Miss April]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Oh Miss April, I still like you!!!



You have everything I want in a woman.

Ours is an affection that dares not speak it's name

I still like you alot to I adore you so much Aww Thank you so much your everything I want in a man to

[greenpomaceous]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Sorry ma'am, but I'm spoken for...

Oh... well... I guess there is a good Christian man out there for me somewhere.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Miss April! I didn't know you felt that way about me!!!!

Oh, thank you Miss April. I appreciate your warm words of kindness.

Sorry ma'am, but I'm spoken for...