[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Hello all.

My name is Ruth Newberry, formerly Bell-Forsyth.
I am 22, soon to be 23, and I have two strong, bible-loving sons.

Recently, my husband told me he was a homer, and though I tried to cure him, he wouldn't so much as listen to me. So after a long search for the answers in my prayer closet, here I am.

Are you quite certain that you're not in your 40s, and a Congresswoman, and named Michele?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

I would LOVE to help you out, Ruth! I know many men in my church whose unworthy wives have left because of silly "abuse charges." Can you believe it? Anyways, I would love to recommend you, but I may need some full-body pictures... to show them of course. Not for me.

Thank you for your input. Please make your next post in the introduction forum so that we may properly greet you. Tell us the church you attend, your favorite Scripture and how you finally came to Jesus.

In Christ

[GodlyDelsion]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

I would LOVE to help you out, Ruth! I know many men in my church whose unworthy wives have left because of silly "abuse charges." Can you believe it? Anyways, I would love to recommend you, but I may need some full-body pictures... to show them of course. Not for me.

[defart]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Ruthie, can a fellow christian, such as me, "rent" you for a couple of hours?
As all good christians, I believe that the woman is evil in her good days, so I'm thinking of punishing you. Pick you up at... 11? pm.

[wait_what]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Fool, what mother would let her own children die? No money = No Food = Death = the state comes to send the kids away = broken woman

Thank you for the unnecessary necro. Good day.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Fool, what mother would let her own children die? No money = No Food = Death = the state comes to send the kids away = broken woman

Not a fool at all. The Bible tells us what a widow is supposed to do.

1 Timothy 5:4 But if a widow has children or grandchildren, these should learn first of all to put their religion into practice by caring for their own family and so repaying their parents and grandparents, for this is pleasing to God.

A widow should be supported by her children and grandchildren. Doesn't say a woman is allowed to go out to work for herself. This is why child labor needs to be made legal again.

If a widow does not have children, she can be provided for by her church under these circumstances: 1) is over 60 years old, 2) had only one husband, 3) has raised children, 4) has lodged strangers, 5) has "washed the saints feet," 6) has relieved the afflicted, and 7) has "diligently followed very good work." (1 Timothy 5:9-10). Again, a woman go out to work is not allowed.

As for younger widows with no children, the Bible says:

1 Timothy 5: 11 As for younger widows, do not put them on such a list. For when their sensual desires overcome their dedication to Christ, they want to marry. [...] 14 So I counsel younger widows to marry, to have children, to manage their homes and to give the enemy no opportunity for slander.



Younger widows are commanded by the Bible to get re-married. Again, they are not allowed to go out and support themselves.

Or are you talking about women with children who were never married? These women are sluts, and should be forced to face the consequences of their actions. That does not mean they are allowed to go around stealing jobs from men.

[EyeoftheStorm]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

What is this feminist garbage? A woman supporting herself?

Fool, what mother would let her own children die? No money = No Food = Death = the state comes to send the kids away = broken woman

[Bible Student]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Thank you all for protecting me from that terrible Trash's words. Honestly!
What a silly man for saying I sounded like I was from the 50's. Tazers have no place in the 50's, a switch would have been more suited...and I would use one, but being a lady, I really don't have the appropriate upper body strength to wield one with the proper weight to it...

So again, I thank you all with all I have.

Perhaps I should send you all some care packages! Brownies, pies, cakes for everybody.

Ruth.

As the good Rev. Rodimer has pointed out IllLogicRuleLife uses the grammar and punctuation of a grade school student, and a not very good one at that. Not exactly the brightest bulb in the string.

As you might have noticed IllLogicRulesLife has substandard mathematical skills too. Now it might have changed since I attended grade school (and you never know what those atheist public schools teach) but 2010 - 22 =1988. 50 years ago would be 1960. Granted maths might work differently now as I haven't been in school for a good many years, except for studying my 1611 King James Bible. Did they change the way we add and subtract when you were in school? I only ask because you are much (much, much, much, much, much) closer to school age than am I and perhaps one of your children might be learning maths now. They teach that stuff to two year olds now. My great niece and nephew who are two can read these cards with words on them. Amazes me every time I see them read the cards.

[Bible Student]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

How old are you HTannor? Like 50 or 60? What exactly is tempting about this? I could understand if you wanted to support her like a father and wanted to send her money, in a completely platonic way. Is that what you are thinking about?



sas

How dare you question a True Christian(tm) at his own church. Have you no shame.

[Bible Student]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

What is there not to understand about pie?

I don't think you're very bright.

He probably goes to heathen McDonald's and thinks that lump of lard with pumpkin in it is pie. Shudder.

Where he should be going is to Wendy's, started by that saintly Christian, Dave Thomas.

http://www.atlantachristianweb.com/celeb_features/thomas.asp

[Warcry]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Hello Ruth! I was wondering, did you try to give your husband some pills to cure the gay out of him? May be it is not too late!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Thank you all for protecting me from that terrible Trash's words. Honestly!
What a silly man for saying I sounded like I was from the 50's. Tazers have no place in the 50's, a switch would have been more suited...and I would use one, but being a lady, I really don't have the appropriate upper body strength to wield one with the proper weight to it...

So again, I thank you all with all I have.

Perhaps I should send you all some care packages! Brownies, pies, cakes for everybody.

Ruth.

Whilst I am quite sure that Brother Tannor would appreciate any pie offering put forth especially by you ( I have told him of your juicy offerings at several LBC gatherings when probed), I think a potted plant with a nice note attached in appreciation would be best for all others concerned although Rev. Rodimer IS a single fellow too.

As to the unsaved Trash casting aspersions, well they would probably think that a switch is something used to turn a light on. ONLY a True Christian Gal with unruly children would know what it really is and know in turn, how to use it.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle.

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Thank you all for protecting me from that terrible Trash's words. Honestly!
What a silly man for saying I sounded like I was from the 50's. Tazers have no place in the 50's, a switch would have been more suited...and I would use one, but being a lady, I really don't have the appropriate upper body strength to wield one with the proper weight to it...

So again, I thank you all with all I have.

Perhaps I should send you all some care packages! Brownies, pies, cakes for everybody.

Ruth.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Do you normally talk like this...cuse you sound like your from the 50s and you also sound like a troll...a tazer seriously

Young Ms. Ruth is a product of a lifetime of good home schooling, my guess is that LogicRulesLife comes with a history of public school education. It certainly shows in their writing skills.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Do you normally talk like this...cuse you sound like your from the 50s and you also sound like a troll...a tazer seriously

They didn't have tazers in the 50s, retard.

But they did have rules of punctuation and capitalization. They still do. You might want to learn them.