[JustGotSaved]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I am not available (fortunately), however I am curious what number you would assign me on your 'scale'. Answer carefully.

I only ask that the women judge themselves and depending on their self worth (the scale) write me when and if i get to their level. It isnt up to me.

Mari was already told she was my second choise after Miss April, so in her case it dint count.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I only ask that the women judge themselves and depending on their self worth (the scale) write me when and if i get to their level. It isnt up to me.

I do not know how this is possible but you have given the only correct answer. Any number you would have chosen would have seriously offended me. Hmmm, I am now disappointed. I was looking forward to verbally flaying you.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I only ask that the women judge themselves and depending on their self worth (the scale) write me when and if i get to their level. It isnt up to me.

Friend, this post worries me. It seems to me you are drifting towards moral relativism in your desperation. Hold firm!

Sister Kitty and indeed all women have an absolute numerical value assigned to them by their Creator. They cannot decide they want to be an 8, just because they feel like it, just as they cannot decide they want to be head of the household. That's just how it is. If any woman wants to know their number, I can figure it out from a color photograph and a few minutes in the prayer closet.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

Friend, this post worries me. It seems to me you are drifting towards moral relativism in your desperation. Hold firm!

Sister Kitty and indeed all women have an absolute numerical value assigned to them by their Creator. They cannot decide they want to be an 8, just because they feel like it, just as they cannot decide they want to be head of the household. That's just how it is. If any woman wants to know their number, I can figure it out from a color photograph and a few minutes in the prayer closet.

I dare you, forum member.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I dare you, forum member.

Sister Kitty, I'm sure that whatever number may have otherwise been assigned you, your zero-tolerance policy against anal sex as a founding member of A.S.S. more than doubles it.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I dare you, forum member.

OK so I went in the closet for a good 15 minutes hard prayer, but was unable to come up with the goods. This is the first time this has happened, I'm so embarassed.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I guess a lot of the women here are really modest or think their ugly because I haven't heard from a single one yet! So just to make it easy, I'll drop my standards down to Humongous and over. This leaves it wide open because I think that she is a natural for the start of the beauty scale.

Come on ladies! First come first served! (unless a better one comes along of course )
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[Little Donkey]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

I guess a lot of the women here are really modest or think their ugly because I haven't heard from a single one yet! So just to make it easy, I'll drop my standards down to Humongous and over. This leaves it wide open because I think that she is a natural for the start of the beauty scale.

Come on ladies! First come first served! (unless a better one comes along of course )
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I'll throw my hat in the ring too, if JustGotSaved is willing, for a double date. If just one girl replies maybe we could go out as a group of three and the girl can pick who she wants at the end of the night. I prefer 8s or over, plus the standard stuff - blond, blue eyes, trust fund would be nice . Just kidding... ha ha. Would be nice though. Oh and no fatties.

[JustGotSaved]

I'll throw my hat in the ring too, if JustGotSaved is willing, for a double date. If just one girl replies maybe we could go out as a group of three and the girl can pick who she wants at the end of the night. I prefer 8s or over, plus the standard stuff - blond, blue eyes, trust fund would be nice . Just kidding... ha ha. Would be nice though. Oh and no fatties.

Dude, no double date. I don't know you.

Besides your scaring all the babes away and making us sound like homersexurals. Make you're own thread

Meanwhile, Humongous, call me. Together we can squash out loneliness one couple at a time
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[Little Donkey]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

Dude, no double date. I don't know you.

Besides your scaring all the babes away and making us sound like homersexurals. Make you're own thread

Meanwhile, Humongous, call me. Together we can squash out loneliness one couple at a time
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Oh I'm sorry, I didn't meant to cramp your style. BTW for any girls reading - I am definitely NOT homer at all. Nor is JustGotSaved.

[DylanGam]

Re: Why dont i get any luck?

Good Luck