[Humongous]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

well, I'm saving myself for Peyton Manning. I'm gonna marry him in the sight of God, and all of the Defeated, TN Baptist congregation! Once we're married, I'ma give him a big wet french fries kiss right on his handsome mouth!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I checked it out. He actually wanted me to EAT IT!

Horrible, salty foreign muck. Never let him put it in your mouth.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

The foul sauce they slather over that Jap bukkake food is best to be avoided, Sister. Stay away from him.

I checked it out. He actually wanted me to EAT IT!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

The foul sauce they slather over that Jap bukkake food is best to be avoided, Sister. Stay away from him.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I've only ever seen catholics "cheek kissing" mwah mwah like at a mafia funeral or something.


My cousin suggested (when I enquired) that cheek kissing could be a form of bukkake and he suggested meeting me after work at the nearby docks for a demonstration, but I don't like Japanese food. Then he said I was suffering from "infantile amnesia" — he is quite mad.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

The scientists make it sound even more disgusting. They reckon kissing "evolved" (yes, I know) from monkeys passing food from one mouth to another.

No mention of Satan in their crazy ideas at all.

Says something when even scientist atheists think it's gross, though.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I think you should abstain from kissing even after getting married. It has nothing to do with producing soldiers for Christ.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

..............
P.S: And both the mouth and the cooter are slightly wet in the inside.

Not Mrs. Hutchins... Dry as the Sahara.

[JustGotSaved]

WHAT!!!!? NO!!! I could neve speak so much like is normal for me if were that true!
Are you some kind of crazy!?


Actually, dont answer that....

What does this mean about the men that like to chew on cigars a lot? I'm getting grossed
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[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

So you call it a chichi. I bet if your chichi would be your mouth there would be a tampon in it. Or?

WHAT!!!!? NO!!! I could neve speak so much like is normal for me if were that true!
Are you some kind of crazy!?


Actually, dont answer that....

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Well, .......if your mouth...... look like a girls' 'chichi'......


....do you have a beard and put out your tongue a lot?

Just curious.

So you call it a chichi. I bet if your chichi would be your mouth there would be a tampon in it. Or?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

No why are you saying that?

Well, .......if your mouth...... look like a girls' 'chichi'......


....do you have a beard and put out your tongue a lot?

Just curious.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Remind never look you the mouth. Are you deformated?

No why are you saying that?

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

By the way the mouth looks like a cooter if you turn your head to the side so that your mouth is in a vertical position. So if God created the mouth and the cooter with the same look i think he had the same thought while doing it and so it has the same meaning.

P.S: And both the mouth and the cooter are slightly wet in the inside.

Remind never look you the mouth. Are you deformated?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

By the way the mouth looks like a vagina if you turn your head to the side so that your mouth is in a vertical position. So if God created the mouth and the vagina with the same look i think he had the same thought while doing it and so it has the same meaning.

P.S: And both the mouth and the vagina are slightly wet in the inside.