Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

That sounded horrid, Brother Nobar, so I had my niece Mandi show me that. Several times. Very messy, it made no sense. The ice cream/Courvoisier ran out her pouty lips, down her neck all the way to her belly! I had the dickens of a time cleaning her up.
Mrs. Hutchins would never do anything like that!

[Nobar King]

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I try my best to resist, but women can be very persuasive. The worst is when she puts something tasty in her mouth, like coffee-caramel ice cream smothered in Courvoisier, and then she wants you to kiss her and share it between you and won't stop sticking her tongue in your mouth. I can't tell you how quickly I try to get out of that!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Oh man i hate that. My cousin always did that on family meetings until she saw that i feel uncomfortable with it.

I am truly sorry Brother. I know that Jesus has healed you. I pray that He will erase the memory as well.

[Titus Templeton]

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What about the kiss in the cheeks

Oh man i hate that. My cousin always did that on family meetings until she saw that i feel uncomfortable with it.

[James Hutchins]

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I do not understand why you should kiss at all, ever! As far as I know, you cannot make a baby by kissing and all you do is get female spit on you. Everytime a woman kisses me I have to wash my mouth out with single malt. And yes, I do swallow.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What about the kiss in the cheeks?

Well, the criteria is oral-oral and if this is oral-cheek, it's not technically sex. However, that doesn't mean it's okay to go around and kiss people on the cheeks either! It may not be as bad as lip on lip kissing, but it's still more lewd than hand-holding.

Rev Jim,


What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)

Sin of Onan, brother, sin of Onan. Don't go damning yourself to Hell by that route either.

[JustGotSaved]

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Rev Jim,


What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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What about the kiss in the cheeks?
This is do in many countries, especially Latin countries like mine's.
This is OK, yes? I mean is a sign of affecting and love and is no sexually nothingb of nothing, no? Is like a hug, but no whit the body embracing or touching chest to chest or torso against torso, I mean is just a nice kiss in the cheeks like when you say good night at your mother or say Happy Birthday at a nephew, so this is OK, I imagine, cos even between two bethroateds, is just a inocent gesture, yes?

I think so anyway. Must be this.

Yes?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Yes. Yes, you should.

Even if most of our heathen, libertine society thinks otherwise, kissing is a form of sex. And sex before marriage (fornication) is a terrible sin. Fornicators are right up there with murderers and thieves.

Rev. 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and fornicators, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

1 Cor. 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

So, if kissing is sex, and you kiss before marriage, you are damning yourself to Hell.

But, you may be wondering, how is kissing sex? Well, if you are a woman or under 18 years of age, you may want to skip the following section because I will be using graphic, explicit language for the sake of justifying why kissing is sex. Just take me on my word that it is sex. Otherwise, there's a scientific explanation if you're interested..

See, there are three components of sex: Oral, Genital, and Anal. You can take these three components and get a variety of permutations. The most well-known version is Genital-Genital, also known as coitus, and what most people think of when you use the word "sex". There is then Genital-Oral, which is known as "fellatio" and "cunnilingus". Then there is Genital-Anal, which is known as "sodomy" or "anal sex".

Now we start getting into real depraved actions. There is Anal-Oral, known as "analingus" where one person, well you can figure it out. Then there is the mysterious and rarely practiced Anal-Anal, which as far as I know doesn't have a common name, but undoubtedly morally bankrupt homosexuals indulge themselves in this strange fetish in bathroom stalls all across America.

Finally, we get to the last permutation: Oral-Oral, also known as "kissing". Suddenly, kissing doesn't look so innocent when it's in the same category as a man putting his tallywhacker in a woman's cooter, or a homosexual licking the anus of another man. Kissing is no different than these activities! Which makes people that kiss in public on the same level as those baboons which mate in front of tourists at the zoo.

Now, despite the fact that I believe strongly that an unmarried couple should wait until they are married to kiss, I am by no means a prude. It might surprise you but I can be quite liberal and permissive when it comes to sexuality. For example, I think, in certain circumstances, it's okay if an unmarried couple holds hands. I can just hear everyone calling me some "free love hippie" for saying that, but hear me out. As long as a couple is engaged to be married, and they're in the privacy of their own home, and they don't hold hands for more than a couple minutes, then I think it's okay.

Still, let's remember what is important: Kissing is sex. Kissing before marriage is fornication. Fornicators burn in Hell. That is all you need to know.