[Magikarp]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Magikarp, are you always this meddlesome?

Geeze, give me a break, I did'nt know you guys were keeping him.
I thought though you woulden't disagree because of that time he called you a mean tuna taco.

And I haven't looked at the whole of that thread, but you wished to give him lessons on how to speak English properly, right?

And I try not to be much of a burden, except when Alie or Dameon would be in the same thread. And even then I try to behave.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Well, when Zeke let him back in I thought they agreed that Hitoshi woulden't hit on TC's anymore. By hitting on you, isi'nt that breaking his agreement with Zeke?

Magikarp, are you always this meddlesome?

[Magikarp]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

(Sigh) The good Pastors insist on keeping him around for their own Godly reasons. I believe it probably has something to do with their believing that there may be a slim chance of saving his silly little jap soul.

Well, when Zeke let him back in I thought they agreed that Hitoshi woulden't hit on TC's anymore. By hitting on you, isi'nt that breaking his agreement with Zeke?

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Well no, I did'nt say it was'nt funny, I said he's made better jokes before. Even though the sexual innuendo stuff might get him banned (again), you can't tell me it's not impossible to laugh at him, right?

Like what he posted right below you.

(Sigh) The good Pastors insist on keeping him around for their own Godly reasons. I believe it probably has something to do with their believing that there may be a slim chance of saving his silly little jap soul.

[Magikarp]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.

Well no, I did'nt say it was'nt funny, I said he's made better jokes before. Even though the sexual innuendo stuff might get him banned (again), you can't tell me it's not impossible to laugh at him, right?

Like what he posted right below you.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.

okay honey Asian are not have hard time for make pronounce of R letter. are have hard time for make pronounce of L (Asian are make L sound same like R). so Asian are able for say American no problem. okay baby cake? if you are want know more about Asian I am happy give you private resson.


Justina Thyme
Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
True Christian™



Hitoshi
Exposing HIMSELF for Justina
Under Investigation

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Sorry Hitoshi, that was'nt really your best.

I found it funny. That's probably because I am an Amelican.

[Magikarp]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Ha ha I am hope this joke has bring you smile

Sorry Hitoshi, that was'nt really your best.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Hitoshi was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So he went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. Hitoshi did a s he was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'


Again Hitoshi did as he was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So he did.


Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'


Worried, Hitoshi asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'

this how I am look after read joke



here is joke is funny...if blond and brunette are fall from cliff who is land first? Answer is brunete! blond was stop and ask for direction!

Ha ha I am hope this joke has bring you smile

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I would join, but I'm already married to William..

but he doesn't want children!

Then why are you married? The sole purpose of marriage is producing little soldiers for Christ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Hitoshi was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.


Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'



Lve, Sister Thumper

Hilarious, sister Thumper!!

Do you mind if I use that joke at the next Men's Pancake Fellowhip Breakfast? I'll just tell them that I thought it up, ok?

It'll be a laugh riot! The guys will be choking on their flapjacks!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

Hitoshi was very distraught at the fact that he had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. He was afraid he might have something wrong with him, so he decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

His doctor recommended that he see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So he went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. Hitoshi did a s he was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'


Again Hitoshi did as he was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So he did.


Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'


Worried, Hitoshi asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.'



Lve, Sister Thumper

[Cheshire]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I would join, but I'm already married to William..

but he doesn't want children!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I wonder if Hitoshi ever asked Sister Victory to accompany him for dinner?

I believe she WAS the winner of the Guess the Jelly Beans contest.

I haven't seen Sister Victory in a few days. I hope all is well.

Last time this happened everything turned out ok. Seems she got wrapped up in Genesis and a Costco sized box of Twinkies, but everything turned out OK. Bless her precious heart.

[JennyD]

Re: Hitoshi lonely heart club

I wonder if Hitoshi ever asked Sister Victory to accompany him for dinner?

I believe she WAS the winner of the Guess the Jelly Beans contest.