Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

[Onmyknees4God]

This morning my husband and I found out that we are expecting!

Psalms 127:3 - Lo, children an heritage of the LORD: the fruit of the womb reward.


I would like to ask prayers for a healthy and painful pregnancy

Genesis 3:16 - Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


We pray that we shall have a son to be a soldier of Christ.
Any advice from the women would also be very appreciated as this is my first pregnancy!

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

This morning my husband and I found out that we are expecting!

Psalms 127:3 - Lo, children an heritage of the LORD: the fruit of the womb reward.


I would like to ask prayers for a healthy and painful pregnancy

Genesis 3:16 - Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


We pray that we shall have a son to be a soldier of Christ.
Any advice from the women would also be very appreciated as this is my first pregnancy!

Good. I am really happy for you. As long as you are performing your duties and being obedient.


I, as a Christian man, am not really interested. Mrs. Taylor hasn't told me since she had her first, we now have 9, I just see the new additions when they are potty trained and know how to speak. I do tend to spend a lot of time overseas spreading the Word of God to the heathen masses of SE Asia. How I miss those balmy tropical nights wandering the streets of Phukett, Bangcock, Manila, Quezon, Angeles and all the many others.


Now instead of talking about yourself, woman, tell me, what has happened to that diabolical sister of yours since you last shared her shame with us? Is she still in need of a husband or did her rapist repent and agree to marry her. If so did your father get the required 50 shekels?


YIC
TT

[Onmyknees4God]

Re: Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

Good. I am really happy for you. As long as you are performing your duties and being obedient.


I, as a Christian man, am not really interested. Mrs. Taylor hasn't told me since she had her first, we now have 9, I just see the new additions when they are potty trained and know how to speak. I do tend to spend a lot of time overseas spreading the Word of God to the heathen masses of SE Asia. How I miss those balmy tropical nights wandering the streets of Phukett, Bangcock, Manila, Quezon, Angeles and all the many others.


Now instead of talking about yourself, woman, tell me, what has happened to that diabolical sister of yours since you last shared her shame with us? Is she still in need of a husband or did her rapist repent and agree to marry her. If so did your father get the required 50 shekels?


YIC
TT

Brother Thomas,
I think there was confusion for it was my brothers child. But he did marry the harlot. However the 50 shekels was not exchanged.
After our last discourse I called him on the telephone and pleaded with him to make it right in God's eyes and to present them to her father. He laughed at me and hung up the phone.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

Brother Thomas,
I think there was confusion for it was my brothers child. But he did marry the harlot. However the 50 shekels was not exchanged.
After our last discourse I called him on the telephone and pleaded with him to make it right in God's eyes and to present them to her father. He laughed at me and hung up the phone.

Dear Miss On My Knees,


If what you are saying is true then your brother owes 50 shekels to the father of the alleged harlot (in this case, until otherwise proven, we shall refer to her as the rapee). This makes your brother a Rapist and in order to follows God's Law we should report him to local authorities post haste.
Oh, if only things were as easy now as they were in the old days. Back then Black was black and White was white.
I know you may feel bad about this but you really don't want to disobey God. Just think this will bring you closer to God.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

This morning my husband and I found out that we are expecting!

Psalms 127:3 - Lo, children an heritage of the LORD: the fruit of the womb reward.


I would like to ask prayers for a healthy and painful pregnancy

Genesis 3:16 - Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


We pray that we shall have a son to be a soldier of Christ.
Any advice from the women would also be very appreciated as this is my first pregnancy!

Congratulations dear! May the He bless you with an excruciatingly painful birth that will burn and be bloody and may you bear a son so you may be redeemed in the eyes of the Lord. (1 Timothy 2:15). If you PM me in your spare time not allocated to serving your God or husband, since I don't wish to bore the men with our female jabbering, I will try to respond in between my duties as a Christian mother, widow, and daughter.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

This morning my husband and I found out that we are expecting!

I would like to ask prayers for a healthy and painful pregnancy

We pray that we shall have a son to be a soldier of Christ.
Any advice from the women would also be very appreciated as this is my first pregnancy!

Only child birth gives women the opportunity to suffer for causing the original sin to take place. During you times of misery and pain, you can help to make amends to men for suffering they have been forced of endow since Eve did her terrible deed. If only we were together just now we could all join in reading God's word on women:

Genesis 3:6 And when the woman saw, that the tree was good for food, and it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took the fruit thereof, and did eate and gave also to her husband with her, and he did eate.

At that moment, women tossed humanity into the trash barrel of sin. They, and you, have an obligation to pay the price. Each sharp pain brings you one step closer to paying the debt of women everywhere.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Look, Ms. OnMyKnees, I am not a woman so I don't know why you are asking for help here. I were you I would not be posting useless demands online.

But I am a Godly man and kind. What you need to do is this:

1) Eat a heavy diet of lentils right up to the day of birth.

2) Also cheap cuts of steak. 1 to 1.5 lbs per night.

3) Drink strong coffee late in the day and on a full stomach.

4) And red wine, a lot. Cheap stuff not quality.

5) Sleep with the curtains open so you can wake up at the crack of dawn.

6) Don't sacrifice your looks. Keep active - jogging, squat thrusts, sit ups.

Most important, stop complaining all the time and being so demanding. It's unattractive and stupid.

[daveyharko]

Re: Prayers for a painful Pregnancy!

Hang on! Your saying that our Loving God won't give you a painful birth ?