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  • please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

    i been thinkings about the wierd names them actors folk give thier childrins, an there be somethang real bad going on. Miss.Gwyneth Paltry nameds one of her babys Apple, an nows that lady Miss.Nicole Kidman she gots a nawty surname, it be short for Kiddie-Man nameds her baby Sunday Roast, an i so scareds that there be evils afoot like them actors gonna sacriffice thier tiny liddle babys to Satan





    please tell me it not so




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    Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

    Originally posted by Petal View Post
    i been thinkings about the wierd names them actors folk give thier childrins, an there be somethang real bad going on. Miss.Gwyneth Paltry nameds one of her babys Apple, an nows that lady Miss.Nicole Kidman she gots a nawty surname, it be short for Kiddie-Man nameds her baby Sunday Roast, an i so scareds that there be evils afoot like them actors gonna sacriffice thier tiny liddle babys to Satan







    please tell me it not so








    They must be searching the Mew-Mews for ideas. Now dear Petal, don't you get any ideas or even visit the link I'm going to post! Do you hear me???




    The group is lead by the main series character, Ichigo Momomiya, whose first task is to gather the other four Mew Mews: Mint Aizawa, Lettuce Midorikawa, Pudding Fong, and Zakuro Fujiwara
    You just ask that Hitostito guy around here what the last name means!
    She's supposed to be a Christian, but this is what she looks like!



    She looks like a Lolita Goth!

    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield;
      The group is lead by the main series character, Ichigo Momomiya, whose first task is to gather the other four Mew Mews: Mint Aizawa, Lettuce Midorikawa, Pudding Fong, and Zakuro Fujiwara
      Wait a bit, Brother. "Fong" is a chink name. No self-respecting jap (OK, an oxymormon) would be caught dead hangin' in the hood with a chinee.
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      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

        It's "Multi-cultural"
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

          Sister Petal, I think it's that Charles Manson used to live waaay too close to hellywood and his evil influence still reigns.
          "Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz" indeed.

          Lord love a duck, what next? "Lord love a duck"?

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            Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

            I seem to remember my Grandfather told me something about the war and the Japs eating something called pudding fong when the were cut off and couldn't get suppplies. Maybe I have it mixed up with something else.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

              Originally posted by SUV View Post
              Sister Petal, I think it's that Charles Manson used to live waaay too close to hellywood and his evil influence still reigns.
              "Zezozose Zadfrack Glutz" indeed.

              Lord love a duck, what next? "Lord love a duck"?
              His mom is 'Sexy Sadie". This is her story.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                I seem to remember my Grandfather told me something about the war and the Japs eating something called pudding fong when the were cut off and couldn't get suppplies. Maybe I have it mixed up with something else.
                Your Grandfather was a jap?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

                  No he was in the Pacific theater clearing islands!
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

                    Originally posted by Mr.eliot mayfield View Post
                    don't you get any ideas or even visit the link I'm going to post! Do you hear me???
                    http://mmpu.smuncensored.com/charas.html
                    i not visits that link cuz you tolded me not to, an cuz of the word in red cuz it say 'smuncensored', an i thinks it be codes for smutcensored, an that mean they leave all the smuts in an censor out all the not-smut stuff

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                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      His mom is 'Sexy Sadie". This is her story.
                      That was excellent reading, Pasta Al! The only part I take exception to is that topless dancing became popular during the Republican
                      C-o-n-vention of 1964. Surely it was the demoncraps that began this perversion.

                      As to "Sadie Mae Glutz" I suppose her story is typical of all of the un$avED, Right Pasta? Right? Right? She has JESUS in her Life now, but it's TOO LATE! TOO LATE! TOO LATE!!!

                      What I personally learnt from all this is that, if you go carryin' pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow

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                        Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

                        Originally posted by SUV View Post
                        That was excellent reading, Pasta Al! The only part I take exception to is that topless dancing became popular during the Republican
                        C-o-n-vention of 1964. Surely it was the demoncraps that began this perversion.

                        It was the horrid British who learned it from the Hawaiians in 1717. It's probably what caused the Revolutionary War Part One.

                        As to "Sadie Mae Glutz" I suppose her story is typical of all of the un$avED, Right Pasta? Right? Right? She has JESUS in her Life now, but it's TOO LATE! TOO LATE! TOO LATE!!!

                        Yes. Sadie Mae wants JESUS but JESUS can't take after she sold her soul to SATAN!

                        What I personally learnt from all this is that, if you go carryin' pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
                        Amazingly, that phrase was coined by Lenin.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Amazingly, that phrase was coined by Lenin.
                          Pastor, I Believe this to be the very face of "RA9" - either the ringleader or, Verily, one of the rats themselves:



                          Despite him also claiming to be "Christian." That makes TWO "Jailhouse Conversions" now - unBelievable but True.

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                            Re: please pray for the liddle hellywood babys

                            Oh my! What is wrong with those Hellyweird types? It's bad enough that they have to be LIEberal elites, but these names are ridiculous! Whatever happened to normal, God-fearing names like Mark, Sarah, Matthew, Bristol, Trig, or Luke?!?
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