[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

So you're admitting you're a sadist then? Which are you a pervert of a weirdo? Make up your mind plz.

And yes I am interested in people my own age, whom to someone of your age would be called children, because I'm not a freaking pedophile.

Do you realise that misusing "whom" is one of the ugliest and silliest things you can do. These days most people don't use it at all. English no longer relies on case to make meaning clear -- it uses word order and prepositions -- "whom" is unecessary.

If you think you are a child at 17, maybe we should agree.

[Enobarbus]

Re: Pray for Paris

I'm not talking about Paris anymore, I wanna know why YOU said you WOULD ENJOY WATCHING ME BE RAPED BY DEMONS. To make it worse, SINCE I'M NOT AN ADULT YET that makes it CHILD PORN. But that's not all, it's also GAY CHILD PORN because WE'RE BOTH MALES. And since YOU ARE apparently 52, that makes you a PEDOPHILE.

Conclusion?: Gross.

That is total and absolute nonsense. In most countries the age of consent is much lower than 18 but that is irrelevant.

If you think a 17 year old is a child you are balmy. Pedophilia is sex with those who are not sexually mature. Usually it would mean those under 10 years old. A 17 year old is not a child. You may have the mentality of a child, but by 17 or even about 13 or 14 a person is sexually mature. Sex with a 14 year old is not pedophillia. With an 11 year old maybe.

And I'll have you know that Youth Pastor Marty has been a member of Landover for years. He has not posted much on the latest board because his duties have been unusually rigorous in recent times. His work with the Landover cheerleader team in particular has seen him put in many hours beyond the line of duty helping the girls hone their performances to the highest levels. This is one of the best squads for many years and the girls themselves are lavish in their praise of Pastor Marty's tutelage. We all admire and are grateful for the great work he does. Please show some respect for a devout man of God.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

You are in a bedroom, and soon you will be in Hell. Simple as that. You sure are infatuated with Pastor Ezekiel. Why exactly?

Had you lied, you would have been discovered as soon as you were asked to provide contact info for a credit check.

This is a Church website, and the topic is about God. All other things are secondary.

Absolutist much?

Right because spying on people is totally legal, and not creepy.

Yeah I figured that much, though this topic is actually about Paris Hilton, or at least was supposed to be.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

Whom says I'm in a bedroom? For all you know I could be at a public library, or even in an office type room. Don't presume everything.

And I am telling you right now upfront, if that is your goal, then you are in fact wasting your time. Congratulations. The only guy here who could ever convert me is Zeke, and that's just because he's more important than you, and a better dresser I bet. That's why he's a Pastor (AKA: Admin) instead of a Mod.

And in answer to your rebuttal, why yes, yes they could. Had I lied from the start and said I was a true Christian and quoted your Bible and all that, I would have been made a Member and gotten the label TC. Only I'm a douche so I don't lie like that.

And I actually have all day as well, even into and past 7 PM. Though I'm wondering if your duties as a moderator will kick in soon and realize how far off topic we've gotten...

You are in a bedroom, and soon you will be in Hell. Simple as that. You sure are infatuated with Pastor Ezekiel. Why exactly?

Had you lied, you would have been discovered as soon as you were asked to provide contact info for a credit check.

This is a Church website, and the topic is about God. All other things are secondary.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

I have all day, son. The evening youth sermon isn't until 7 PM. If "wasting my time" means saving your worthless soul, then God will reward me in Heaven all the more, if anything could possibly increase the blessings I already have and will receive.

Now analyze your first and second question for a moment. Could one of those sissy false Christians possibly be a man of my status in God's only favorite Church? No! I'd probably be sitting in a bedroom just like you, thinking I was the wittiest person in the world because I can spell pedophile. Super Moderator just means I can wipe the extreme forms of filth from our website. There is much more to our Church than just the internet, son.

Whom says I'm in a bedroom? For all you know I could be at a public library, or even in an office type room. Don't presume everything.

And I am telling you right now upfront, if that is your goal, then you are in fact wasting your time. Congratulations. The only guy here who could ever convert me is Zeke, and that's just because he's more important than you, and a better dresser I bet. That's why he's a Pastor (AKA: Admin) instead of a Mod.

And in answer to your rebuttal, why yes, yes they could. Had I lied from the start and said I was a true Christian and quoted your Bible and all that, I would have been made a Member and gotten the label TC. Only I'm a douche so I don't lie like that.

And I actually have all day as well, even into and past 7 PM. Though I'm wondering if your duties as a moderator will kick in soon and realize how far off topic we've gotten...

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

I dunno...Zeke sure seems pretty certain that Satan is my father...

But you're right, for a SUPER moderator you sure have a low post count. What did you do to become so Super? Was it Fabulous?

But look on the bright side! By arguing pointlessly with me, you have increased your post count by at least twenty or so, and waisted a good hour or two of your life. So did I, but the difference is, I've still got 35 years before I catch up to you so I can afford it.

Btw, I hope you realize that your statement: "God is a loving God" totally contradicts several other posts by other Pastors I've seen here. Mostly people whom say that are "Mary Loving fake Christians." You aren't one of them are you?

I have all day, son. The evening youth sermon isn't until 7 PM. If "wasting my time" means saving your worthless soul, then God will reward me in Heaven all the more, if anything could possibly increase the blessings I already have and will receive.

Now analyze your first and second question for a moment. Could one of those sissy false Christians possibly be a man of my status in God's only favorite Church? No! I'd probably be sitting in a bedroom just like you, thinking I was the wittiest person in the world because I can spell pedophile. Super Moderator just means I can wipe the extreme forms of filth from our website. There is much more to our Church than just the internet, son.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

You have abolutely no say over anything, here especially. This is God's forum for use by the True Christians of Landover Baptist Church. If it were my say, I'd ban you right now myself, but I'm not online on our forum enough to make that decision. Perhaps the other Pastors keep dimwits like you around for entertainment. Try harder, because no one has mentioned you in any of our Pastor's meetings.

God is a loving God, and judging by a few of your posts in other threads you appreciate his sense of humor as well. Wouldn't it be a riot if He flicks you like a child's booger into the Lake of Fire on your 18th birthday? Maybe Satan would be a bit disappointed.

I dunno...Zeke sure seems pretty certain that Satan is my father...

But you're right, for a SUPER moderator you sure have a low post count. What did you do to become so Super? Was it Fabulous?

But look on the bright side! By arguing pointlessly with me, you have increased your post count by at least twenty or so, and waisted a good hour or two of your life. So did I, but the difference is, I've still got 35 years before I catch up to you so I can afford it.

Btw, I hope you realize that your statement: "God is a loving God" totally contradicts several other posts by other Pastors I've seen here. Mostly people whom say that are "Mary Loving fake Christians." You aren't one of them are you?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

Um...good, since that means she has equal rights? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Though I have to tell you I have say of who speaks to me, if I don't want them to speak to me, then I don't have to listen.

And by the way, you are a true pervert who likes to watch boys get raped by demons. How does that make you feel?

Anyways, I don't hate mommy or daddy, I just really don't care about my relation ship with them because I've got other things to worry about, like 52 year old pedophiles.

You have abolutely no say over anything, here especially. This is God's forum for use by the True Christians of Landover Baptist Church. If it were my say, I'd ban you right now myself, but I'm not online on our forum enough to make that decision. Perhaps the other Pastors keep dimwits like you around for entertainment. Try harder, because no one has mentioned you in any of our Pastor's meetings.

God is a loving God, and judging by a few of your posts in other threads you appreciate His sense of humor as well. Wouldn't it be a riot if He flicks you like a child's booger into the Lake of Fire on your 18th birthday? Maybe Satan would be a bit disappointed.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Now you are getting somewhere!

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

But since you don't love God as well, you are just another stereotypical repressed homosexual mommy and daddy hater who will most likely go to Hell by means of electric chair or lethal injection.

And by the way, Sister Lateefah is a tithing True Christian woman. Even if you were a true man, you would have no say over who she speaks to. How does that make you feel?

Um...good, since that means she has equal rights? Yeah, that's pretty much it. Though I have to tell you I have say of who speaks to me, if I don't want them to speak to me, then I don't have to listen.

And by the way, you are a true pervert who likes to watch boys get raped by demons. How does that make you feel?

Anyways, I don't hate mommy or daddy, I just really don't care about my relation ship with them because I've got other things to worry about, like 52 year old pedophiles.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

Nope, I've got Brown hair. And I really don't care how much attention he pays to me, of which it isn't really any of your business. Why do you want him to spank me, do you think that's hawt?

And SL, I'll ignore you for now since I can do that. I'm male. Sucks when your own rules are thrown back at ya.

Now you are getting somewhere!

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

But since you don't love God as well, you are just another stereotypical repressed homosexual mommy and daddy hater who will most likely go to Hell by means of electric chair or lethal injection.

And by the way, Sister Lateefah is a tithing True Christian woman. Even if you were a true man, you would have no say over who she speaks to. How does that make you feel?

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

Yes, you're probably right. You are a redhead too then, aren't you? They are known for being slow to mature and built like stickmen. You were with the popular crowd I take it.

Fantasizing about our father now, are we? Did he not pay enough attention to you? Or perhaps he showed a little too much? What you needed was a good hour of Scripture before bed every night and obviously a few spankings. Straighten up son, in more ways than one.

Nope, I've got Brown hair. And I really don't care how much attention he pays to me, of which it isn't really any of your business. Why do you want him to spank me, do you think that's hawt?

And SL, I'll ignore you for now since I can do that. I'm male. Sucks when your own rules are thrown back at ya.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Pray for Paris

No I'm not mulatto, I'm probably more pasty than you. My father's around yeah, what's it to ya? You wanna do him too?

Remember that this be a CHURCH forum, therefo'e, it do not be appropriates fo' you to be peddlin' yo father-son gigolo bidness up on here. Especially when you is tryin'a sell y'all services to a Man of God! Good LORD!

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

No I'm not mulatto, I'm probably more pasty than you. My father's around yeah, what's it to ya? You wanna do him too?

Yes, you're probably right. You are a redhead too then, aren't you? They are known for being slow to mature and built like stickmen. You were with the popular crowd I take it.

Fantasizing about our father now, are we? Did he not pay enough attention to you? Or perhaps he showed a little too much? What you needed was a good hour of Scripture before bed every night and obviously a few spankings. Straighten up son, in more ways than one.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for Paris

It is more pity than anything. The woman can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, considering what the doctors found after 9 months of constipation. Is your father still around? You aren't mulatto, are you? I took you for a mere imbecile at first, not a child. To your credit you sure proved me wrong! You are both!

No I'm not mulatto, I'm probably more pasty than you. My father's around yeah, what's it to ya? You wanna do him too?

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Pray for Paris

Yeah, my focus is there because I get rightly creeped the f*ck out when an old man says he'd enjoy watching me be raped.

Wait what? You, a TC, giving a woman Sympathy? AHA HA HA! HA HA! That is rich.

Btw, I'm sorry to inform you, but if anyone's pathetic, it's a 52 year old Christian man whom was baited into arguing on the internet with a 17 year old kid about whether or not he was a pedophile. Seriously, think about what you did, think hard then go read some scripture to make yourself feel better. And perhaps regain your stones.

It is more pity than anything. The woman can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, considering what the doctors found after 9 months of constipation. Is your father still around? You aren't mulatto, are you? I took you for a mere imbecile at first, not a child. To your credit you sure proved me wrong! You are both!