Pray for me

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Pray for me

Is cutting off my penis or arm the only solution? I can't do that ...

Why don't you just admit it, you like masterbating, it's your thing, you're horny all the time and loving it ...

Think of it this way, here you are on a public forum, admitting to all the world that you play with yourself, sinner, so why not drop the sanctimonious act and get with the program here?

There is another solution that will get you back on track at least temporarily, and it won't cost you an arm and a leg either ... yet!

Hit the Paypal button and ...

[Makdun24 (Quarantined)]

Re: Pray for me

Is cutting off my penis or arm the only solution? I can't do that..

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Pray for me

I can't control the urge to not masturbate anymore. I feel like I am going crazy, the devil is practically taking off my pants. Its not helping that I am getting porn pop-ups, which just add to the erection. I don't know if I can control it. Please, give me some advice

Son, it's pretty obvious to me that you don't want any help or you would have already stuck a hot soldering iron about two inches up SATAN's one-armed bandit and solved the problem. I suggest you ask your mommy if she has a food processor and learn how to turn it on. Next time you have the urge, stick that thimbleful of play-doh in it and press 'slice and dice'.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Pray for me

PRAY FOR YOU? I'll pray for the innocent unborn Americans you've murdered, you sperm-murdering murderer!

It's out of control perverts like you that are stabbing America in the back, while we try to lliberate the world. Why do you hate America?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Pray for me

Try cutting off your hand..
And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee:
For it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Matthew 5:30

Or better yet, cut off your tallywhacker too.
Become an eunuch for the sake of Heaven.
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb:
And there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men:
And there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake.
He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.
Matthew 19:12

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Pray for me

Jesus has some advice for you:

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

If you follow this advice, you will be guaranteed to be able to avoid this sin.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Makdun24 (Quarantined)]

I can't control the urge to not masturbate anymore. I feel like I am going crazy, the devil is practically taking off my pants. Its not helping that I am getting porn pop-ups, which just add to the erection. I don't know if I can control it. Please, give me some advice