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  • Don Bozo el Guapo
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    Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

    Originally posted by David Goldman View Post
    Well, we would if he would stay there. But . . .



    I had a horrific vision Aug. 30 in Mexico City. While stumbling back to my hotel in the morning I kept seeing M.J looking creatures around me. Shrugging it off as just another onset of D.Ts or hopefully an acid flashback I kept my eyes on the ground and hurried for my room before the neon snakes and spiders showed up. I was within a block from my hovel when I was suddenly surrounded by 13000 mincing baby butt afficiondos. Don Bozo is no stranger to azz bandits but 13000 can be frightining. Passtor Zeke I know would have welcumed the opportunity to share the word and dance moves and Bobi Jo would of had a high time with Satans Barbed Penis but it was just too much for El Guapo, so holding my crotch for protection and slaping like a sissy with the other I quickly backstepped out of the crowd keeping both feet on the ground so as not fall. As you can see I need help down here, when is LBC going to have a Mission to Mexico?

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  • David Goldman
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    Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
    Lawd sakes alive! He dead, we kilt him wif our prayers so kin we please jist let da man rot in hell already?
    Well, we would if he would stay there. But . . .



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  • Vavoline Johnson
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    Lawd sakes alive! He dead, we kilt him wif our prayers so kin we please jist let da man rot in hell already?

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

    Originally posted by KingNob View Post
    You are wrong in everything you just said!
    Can you provide evidence to support your assertion?

    Michael Jackson will spend eternity in Hell for converting to Islam and turning his back on Jesus, regardless of whom he may or may not have had perverted relations with.

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  • KingN00b
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    Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

    Originally posted by cakeGirl View Post
    Michael Jackson is a pedophile. Praying for him is an easy ticket straight to hell. Do you support feeding intoxicating beverages to young boys and seducing them into bed? Neverland ranch is a pedophiles dream! He was a bad person. Forgiving him because you like his music is unacceptable.
    You are wrong in everything you just said!

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  • Wally's World
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    By no means am I saying he is not guilty of inflicting pain and suffering onto others. He should answer to his crimes and God is judging him righteously. But where do you get the Biblical support that it is okay for you to wish pain onto him?

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  • angels
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    Originally posted by Wally's World View Post
    Michael Jackson may have been a horrible man and molested children, but when he died I prayed for his soul. Perhaps my prayers were in vain because I honestly think he will burn in Hell, but I do not wish that onto him....unlike others here.

    Instead of praying for pain and misery on our fellow man, why not pray for love? Maybe then we wouldn't have so many problems in our world.

    What about the pain and misery he put on those children?.

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  • Wally's World
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    Michael Jackson may have been a horrible man and molested children, but when he died I prayed for his soul. Perhaps my prayers were in vain because I honestly think he will burn in Hell, but I do not wish that onto him....unlike others here.

    Instead of praying for pain and misery on our fellow man, why not pray for love? Maybe then we wouldn't have so many problems in our world.

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  • Septim
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    Re: Pray for Michael Jackson

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Not to mention he's a Jehovah Witless. That cult worships satan.

    Even worse, they always dress up like The Goodfellas and knock on people's doors...

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  • angels
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    I do pray, that Mr. Jackson and his rotten soul get whats coming.
    I think, he deceived the so called fans for years.
    And all the while, hurting youngsters.
    Satan taught him well. But now, that singer, will spend eternity, entertaining his teacher.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    No True Christian(tm) should listen to Rumours. That is a horrible album by that Satan-worshipping rock group Fleetwood Mac. I myself have thrown a couple Rumours albums into bonfires over the years.
    True, the warbling emo whining of that witch Stevie Nicks are too much to bare.

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    No True Christian(tm) should listen to Rumours. That is a horrible album by that Satan-worshipping rock group Fleetwood Mac. I myself have thrown a couple Rumours albums into bonfires over the years.

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  • gsdkain
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    Didn't think the children of god were meant to listen to rumours?

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  • cakeGirl
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    Michael Jackson is a pedophile. Praying for him is an easy ticket straight to hell. Do you support feeding intoxicating beverages to young boys and seducing them into bed? Neverland ranch is a pedophiles dream! He was a bad person. Forgiving him because you like his music is unacceptable.

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    No way. I have spent a good bit of time thanking Jesus for taking him...but thats not the same thing.

    I have prayed for Michaels torments in Hell to be savagely and ironically appropriate for his decadent and perverted lifestyle.

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