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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time

    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    But this only underscores how deeply our faith is hurt by this Godless, modern culture -- no wonder our prayers only seem to be answered 50% of the time! It's because of us!
    Well said, Pastor Ed. Modern culture leads us to expect immediate action from Our Lord, even when He has other plans. We are too impatient. This is a lesson to us to have faith in Him and His infinite wisdom.

    James 1:3 Knowing this, that the trying of your faith worketh patience.

    In this case, He did not choose to wipe her out immediately, but who are we to question His timing? Perhaps he plans something long-drawn-out for this woman? He may be letting her think she got away with it this time, all the while waiting to pounce with His punishment.

    Romans 8:25 But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.

    If we can only wait long enough, all our prayers are answered.

    Praise Him!

    YiC
    AW

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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    In a moment of prayer this morning, I received a bit of clarity. While reading over this thread and its responses, I just realized how we've all shown our lack of faith; the title of the thread is: "Pray evil Nicole Kidman is PARALYZED next time"

    Why not this time? Is not our God powerful enough to kill this wretched scientology wench THIS TIME? Of course, He is. I'm expecting an undetectable blood clot to put her down any day now. But this only underscores how deeply our faith is hurt by this Godless, modern culture -- no wonder our prayers only seem to be answered 50% of the time! It's because of us!

    May God help us!

    Pastor Ed

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  • lukasekman
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    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
    She's an ex-Scientologist, if you can ever be an ex-Scientologist. I'm not convinced.
    As almost everyone else in HELLywood, she is involved with Scientology. I had talks with her during the transition of Citizens Commission on Human Rights (Scientologists) to Christian Commission on Human Rights (True Christian™). As the hell temptress she is, she refused to join the reformed CCHR.

    During the transition, we had to purge 33 percent of the CCHR, as some of our members were purely motivated by personal hatred towards psychiatry and vaccines, and failed to accept faith healing as superior to all medicines (not just psychiatric drugs and vaccines).

    Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord
    - James 5:14

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    I believe that Nicole Kidman is being kept alive to suffer the ultimate torment of giving birth to a retard.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
    She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



    How unutterably VULGAR is that?


    I suspect it IS her price tag.....

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
    Since she is now without a husband she probably had them on approval and was busy taking them back.
    Heh - like her, they are now damaged goods.

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
    She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



    How unutterably VULGAR is that?


    Since she is now without a husband she probably had them on approval and was busy taking them back.

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  • Attila's Wife
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    She hasn't even got one of her people to take the price tag off the bottom of those new shoes.



    How unutterably VULGAR is that?


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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    I'm convinced we didn't pray hard enough since there is simply no reason why an angel couldn't have pried loose a spoke as she went down and taken out an eye. But every little victory against evil is a victory nonetheless.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Typical NYC slut, spread out over the filthy sidewalk like a 10th Avenue tunnel rat.

    Why do these criminal whores from 'Down Under' feel the need to foul up the US of A.

    Jude 1:4
    For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
    Maybe the Baby Jesus™ is luring her into a false sense of security. She now thinks she can cheat death? WELL YOU CAN' CHEAT GOD™, as she'll soon learn.

    A storm is brewing.
    Maybe she will suffer the same destiny like Sharon Tate. God is just waiting until she is pregnant.

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Maybe the Baby Jesus™ is luring her into a false sense of security. She now thinks she can cheat death? WELL YOU CAN' CHEAT GOD™, as she'll soon learn.

    A storm is brewing.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Why, oh wow did Christ miss His chance when this harlot was in His Power?

    The answer is clear - we haven't been faithful to Jesus enough.

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  • Mistress Cookie
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    Look at the photos, and more shall be revealed to yee.

    She is a GINGER. And she doesn't even try to HIDE it.

    More prayer. Squash her. Like God(tm)s bicycle was supposed to.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    I've heard that woman is a lesbo.

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