[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

As far as the bombs go. This is what i say,
YEEEE HAW!!!!!!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

You know something, maybe you should start drinking again!

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Maybe you two should get together, faggot.

That's a very ugly word, the word of someone who doesn't know how to express himself intelligently. For the record, I would be happy to get together with Hitoshi as a friend and learn more about his fascinating culture. I respect the Japanese a great deal. I also think we owe the Japanese a big apology for dropping atomic bombs on two of their cities and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people. We also put Japanese-Americans in camps during World War 2 and that made us no better than the Nazis in my opinion and we as a country should be ashamed. Let me guess, I'm a "faggot" for thinking that.

[Bob4God]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Hitoshi, having a mustache is more likely to get you a boyfriend in America.

Maybe you two should get together, faggot.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

You look like a queer Pancho Villa.

That's rude. He's just trying to fit in. He's probably confused and thinks you have to have a mustache to get a girlfriend in America.

Hitoshi, having a mustache is more likely to get you a boyfriend in America.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

okay ladies who are ready for their ride?

You look like a queer Pancho Villa.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

okay ladies who are ready for their ride?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

THIS isn't Fanny's recipe, but it'll give you an idea of what goes into the tastiest cooter in all of Freehold! I tell ya, my mouth waters just THINKING about Fanny's cooter pie!

Young lady, I am outraged that you posted a recipe in the Men Only forum, although my outrage is mitigated by the fact that it calls for such manly ingredients as whiskey and Worcestershire sauce; however, that is preponderated by the fact that it calls for sweet milk and sherry, so we're right back to square one with my outrage.

[JennyD]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Pastors, forgive me for coming into the men's area; Sister BTB mentioned that Old Man Hatchet had said that we weren't meant to eat cooters, and I was quite surprised and a bit disturbed to hear this.

Nearly all of the ladies who stay at The Monthly Visitor will tell you that they were overjoyed to finally lay their lips on some tasty cooters while staying! When Fanny sets her famous cooter pie before the ladies, they all dive in, lapping up all the tasty juices!

THIS isn't Fanny's recipe, but it'll give you an idea of what goes into the tastiest cooter in all of Freehold! I tell ya, my mouth waters just THINKING about Fanny's cooter pie!

COOTER PIE
1 med.-sized cooter
1/2 c. stewed tomatoes
1 c. sweet milk
1 c. liquor from stew pot
1 tbsp. whiskey
Celery salt
Red pepper
2 hard-boiled eggs, cut up
2 slices toasted bread, crumbled
Worcestershire sauce
2 tbsp. butter
1 tbsp. sherry
Mace
Black pepper to taste

Drop live cooter in a pot of boiling water. Cook 45 minutes. Open shell with a saw and take out meat, fat, liver, and eggs. Be careful not to break the gall. Remove meat from the feet and lets. Put all this in a pot with a little water and salt; then stew until tender, usually about 1 hour.

Next, cut up meat, liver, and eggs. Add stewed tomatoes, milk, liquor from stew pot, butter, whiskey, sherry, eggs (cut up), bread crumbs, and seasonings. Put in shell (which has been provided by the cooter and has been thoroughly cleaned). Cover with cracker crumbs, dot with butter, and bake in 375 degree oven about 45 minutes.

[roserougesang]

Re: Mustache Rides and You

Don't they pee out of it too?

I think you got that confused with the urethra. That's not in the same place as the vagina.

[Bob4God]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Cooters are disgusting stinky pits of whore-goo and germs.

I used to require my wife to place one of those scented Glade plug-ins in her cooter before I realized those electrical outlet tongs might cause sinful pleasure, and I promptly switched her to lemon Lysol scented spray three times a day for a clean you can smell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I need grow mustache!

That would take you years, and only if you slathered on large amounts of Rogain(c).

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

You need grow about 6 more inches first fish head eater.

I need grow mustache!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

Harlot juices is very offensive and disrespectful to women.

If women are that offended by their harlot juices then they should stop spraying them about the place! Is that really so much to ask?

I need grow mustache!

It's not often I say this, but you could do worse than asking Old Iron Crotch for advice.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Mustache Rides and You (MEN OF FAITH ONLY!!!!!!!!)

I think a man should keep his face as far away from there as possible. If I even THINK I can smell one during a business meeting, I leave the conference room.

Brother, why would a woman be in a business meeting?

I, for one, can honestly say that I have never once attended a business meeting where any cooters were on display! It's just not appropriate!