[God Made Cannabis]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

You are all horrible people, disciplining your wife should never be physical, sure a spanking but never actual punches. But thats me being a perverted liberal communist.

The only reason you "want" to be able to beat her is most likely a caused result in never having control in your life. Insecure homie

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

dude, don't you realize this forum is just a huge joke? none of this guys believes any of these bullshits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728

no point in arguing with this lifeless idiots

Don't make me laugh!

You actually think Satan's Playground (Wikipedia) is a useful resource?

Go troll somewhere else with your corruptible spew, God-mocker. We here at the Landover forums have the objective, unchangeable Word Of God (The AV1611 KJV Bible) backing us!

[lord warrior]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

That's disgusting!

No "man" should have to beat his woman! If you do that, you aren't a man, you're some kind of disgusting pig!

I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!

What's disgusting about givin a women the beating she deserves. Just like the kids. When either one of them get out of line, or start to get mouthy, a good slap will do wonders for there disposition.

[Jim Machado]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Love doesn't look like a man beating his wife. However, if you are a woman who insists on staying with an abuser like that, you have the right to protect yourself.

dude, don't you realize this forum is awesome? These guys believes all this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Landover_Baptist_Church&oldid=173411728

no point in arguing you lifeless idiot

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Is this how you atheists conduct your personal relationships; threw threats of instant violence? So does the atheist man carry a firearm ready to use it without hesitation to us? Is this what atheist "love" looks like?

Love doesn't look like a man beating his wife. However, if you are a woman who insists on staying with an abuser like that, you have the right to protect yourself.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!

Is this how you atheists conduct your personal relationships; threw threats of instant violence? So does the atheist man carry a firearm ready to use it without hesitation to us? Is this what atheist "love" looks like?

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

That's disgusting!

No "man" should have to beat his woman! If you do that, you aren't a man, you're some kind of disgusting pig!

I hope your wife carries mace around you people and that she doesn't hesitate to use it on you!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Jesus can't agree with you because he is DEAD.

No, my friend, Jesus lives - He lives in our hearts and in Heaven.

[Exhumed]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Jesus can't agree with you because he is DEAD.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

is this thread for real? if you beat a woman, you should be jailed and castrated

Well, I think you should be beaten for demanding that I be jailed and castrated.

And Jesus agrees with me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

A little disciplining is good for her soul, it cleanses the errors of her ways. Not a session goes by where my Missus is not sobbing with gratitude. Sometime, the crying goes on for days, except when the doc wires her mouth shut.

[Stockingluver]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Friends,

As many of you already know, I am engaged to be Married. Praise! But what I wanted to know was - am I allowed to smack her around NOW ... IF she does something to tick me off of course.

I know I'm allowed to throw her a beating or two AFTER we're married. But I just wondered if I'm allowed to kick her in the ribs or break her arm or something, if she does something to annoy me before that? Not that she's disrespectful or nothing, but she does sometimes irritate me.

I just wondered as we're engaged an all, as I think she could do with a good beating to be perfectly honest. Or do I have to wait until we're married, and just get her father to smack her around a bit for me?

In Christ,

Brother P.

is this thread for real? if you beat a woman, you should be jailed and castrated

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

How cowardly- you can't wait until you start beating your wife. I suspect that you've been beaten up many times before, but were too weak to do anything about it.

(Sigh) Friend, we do not just beat our wives because we are drunk like a bunch of atheists on Friday night. No friend, discipline is only administered when God clearly calls for it. No TRUE Christian(tm) wife is going to fight back because she fully well knows she rightfully must be rebuked for her actions.

[Exhumed]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

How cowardly- you can't wait until you start beating your wife. I suspect that you've been beaten up many times before, but were too weak to do anything about it.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: WHEN CAN I START BEATING ON MY WOMAN ??

Ever since I had to fire my slank gardener for the mexican one (only $.50 a day Vs. $1.00, more for the Tithe) I have not been able to have any of those yellow man 'playthings' in my home. Too many questions. No one questiosn the bat, ball and a glove. I do not use the wooden type, I use and alloy one, my wife says it hurts cleans more severely completely. Call me sentimental, I just want to make her life as miserable easy as possible. I know, I hit give and I hit give. I am just that kind of guy.

You are quite the philanthropist!

I shall have to reconsider my tool of discipline when I find a underage young woman to marry.

Thanks for the advice, Brother Hutchins!