[Bobby-Joe]

Hmmmm, what's a good manly, True Christian® thing you all could do that won't make this seem homerish???? I have a few suggestions, but you might yell at me for them.

Moon

Now Moonflower; do remember what kindly old Pastor Al tells you when he takes out his rubber strap; we only do this because we care about you.

So share you ideas with us, after all Jesus knows what you are thinking anyway.

[MoonFlower]

Hmmmm, what's a good manly, True Christian® thing you all could do that won't make this seem homerish???? I have a few suggestions, but you might yell at me for them.

Moon

[Bobby-Joe]

Maybe Landover should have "Christcations"....could you imagine all the money...err...SOULS you all could "save"?? BJ and Zeke would be great at running it! I think it'll be waaaay better than that hotel on South Beach!

Moon

PS - I agree...mancations is like a big cockfest. Excuse my language, but it's true. Besides, the hotel is on SOUTH BEACH....enough said.

Christifcations, you mean like "mancations"? The idea might have promise; maration prayer sessions with out the wife bothering you but we would need to do something to keep it from going homer.

[MoonFlower]

Maybe Landover should have "Christcations"....could you imagine all the money...err...SOULS you all could "save"?? BJ and Zeke would be great at running it! I think it'll be waaaay better than that hotel on South Beach!

Moon

PS - I agree...mancations is like a big cockfest. Excuse my language, but it's true. Besides, the hotel is on SOUTH BEACH....enough said.

[Bobby-Joe]

Well, I look at my fantasies.
1) They seem to insist a little TOO much about NOT BEING GAY!
2) They are always talking about tallywhackers and sodomy

*cough* closet *cough* *cough*

Quit projecting on the virtuous sinner. We are not like your kind that were we are so depraved as to force ourselves on our sisters the minute they reach puberty.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Well, I look at the evidence.
1) They seem to insist a little TOO much about NOT BEING GAY!
2) They are always talking about tallywhackers and sodomy

*cough* closet *cough* *cough*


...from the hag lilith...
They're obviously just good clean fun...for upright,earnest christian blokes.

And if you believe that,I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.

Both of you have earned a warning point for intruding into MEN TERRITORY! Out! Both of you! We do not need your empty-headed female comments in here. Go make us a plate of sandwiches! NOW! MOVE IT!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Well, I look at the evidence.
1) They seem to insist a little TOO much about NOT BEING GAY!
2) They are always talking about tallywhackers and sodomy

*cough* closet *cough* *cough*

[lilith]

They're obviously just good clean fun...for upright,earnest christian blokes.

And if you believe that,I have a bridge I'd like to sell you.old

[Rachael Van Helsing]

So you call a men only thing homer? What about this whole promise enforcer forum then?

[Father Maurice Lester]

There is already a club like that. It's called The Vatican.

Thank you 'Pastor'. It's nice to see the rest of the world catching up with the things we have known for almost two thousand years.



Bless you, my wearer of Plus Fours,
Father Mo

[Brother Temperance]

You know what would be a good idea? A "whitecation."

[Andreas]

There is already a club like that. It's called The Vatican.

Those papist homer swines. Wir müssen die Catholicker ausrotten.

Of course its homer! This whole thread makes baby Jesus puke!

Oh, so that's what makes the acid rain. I'll start reading my Bible again as soon as possible.

But Jesus is most definitely not a baby!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Those secular people just get sillier and sillier. A Saved® True Christian™ man doesn't need to go to some fancy resort and pay a stranger to fulfill his requests unflinchingly. What do people think wives are for?

[Brother_Mike]

Of course its homer! This whole thread makes baby Jesus puke!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

There is already a club like that. It's called The Vatican.