[Believer1988]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

But, "Deflowering a virgin" is totally a work of God! You keep believeing that buddy! i am a fag and i believe I will be in heaven while your burning in hell!

[Nobar King]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

a orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

I assume that you're not licensed to practice medicine in ANY state.

[Godlovesally]

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masturbation is totally normal. humans are sexual beings, although they dont need it like air it is a "need". a orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

[Emil Sledge]

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Emil, the only proper use for your tallywacker is making some more sons. That's what Jesus wants. I hear Lola's 2 boys may be lost forever to the Mormoon cult, so you'd better get busy pal, and make some more future soldiers for Christ.

Yes sir, Pastor Zeke, I got a lot a work to do. I went to that LBC doctor that Rev. M. Rodimer hooked me up with sos he could do that vesectomy thing where he made sure all my parts is workin good for makin little soldiers for Jesus. Didnt even hurt none either. That Rev. Rodimer hes a good egg he is and he even payed for the whole thing even before I got there.

Lolas boys are in a awful way right now. Heck I never even met them wouldnt know them if I walk smack into them. Then soon as Lolas gone for a couple weeks her evil ma gets her self Mormonized and then Lolas boys too. Lolas sad and mighty mad but dont look like theres much we can do. Her boys dont want nothin to do with her no more now that they have the satanic mormons doin there thinkin for them. Sad I tell ya. Well I think we gonna tithe a little extra this comin Sunday mornin cause we need all the prayers we can get so Lola can forget about them damned boys and her devil ma.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Can a wifes hand manipulate it? No that would be sin full too I spose. Just askin is all. Aint never even thought a that till now anyhoo. Really. Never would a let anything like that go on no how. Just was curious is all.

Emil, the only proper use for your tallywacker is making some more sons. That's what Jesus wants. I hear Lola's 2 boys may be lost forever to the Mormoon cult, so you'd better get busy pal, and make some more future soldiers for Christ.

[Emil Sledge]

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As I am fluent in Greek per my days studying hard in Bible College, I can tell you that masturbation is equivalent to homosexuality via the etymological evidence. First let's look at the English...

Handrosexual: Of or pertaining to the sexual preference to one's hand.

Now, this word is very, very similar to the Greek root "Andro" which means man (male). Hence androgens which are male hormones. Utilizing this knowledge we know that Andro+Sexual = Attracted to men.

Therefore, it is perfectly reasonable to surmise that Handrosexual = Androsexual. In both cases, you have your hand manipulating a penis, and the etymology proves they are one in the same thing. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that masturbation makes one androsexual (aka homosexual).

Can a wifes hand manipulate it? No that would be sin full too I spose. Just askin is all. Aint never even thought a that till now anyhoo. Really. Never would a let anything like that go on no how. Just was curious is all.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

As I am fluent in Greek per my days studying hard in Bible College, I can tell you that masturbation is equivalent to homosexuality via the etymological evidence. First let's look at the English...

Handrosexual: Of or pertaining to the sexual preference to one's hand.

Now, this word is very, very similar to the Greek root "Andro" which means man (male). Hence androgens which are male hormones. Utilizing this knowledge we know that Andro+Sexual = Attracted to men.

Therefore, it is perfectly reasonable to surmise that Handrosexual = Androsexual. In both cases, you have your hand manipulating a penis, and the etymology proves they are one in the same thing. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that masturbation makes one androsexual (aka homosexual).

[Rick 'Magma' Bocchino]

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Look, all I'm gonna say about masturbation is that it is not normal. The average man does not masturbate. Ever. Having the desire to masturbate is unusual and is most likely an indication of some kind of sexual perversion and depravity. I should know-- at one time in my life I was paid to masturbate on camera. It was sick and I regret it deeply. One day you're masturbating on camera, the next day you're pounding a 400lbs black woman named Hidden Valley while a Korean midget licks your asshole and there's a longhorn sheep chained to the post of the bed you're on -- just sick shit. As a rule of thumb I tell all the young men I council to never touch their penis for any reason ever. It can make going to the bathroom both difficult and disgusting, but it's better than going to hell.

[Emil Sledge]

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Opps I thought I was in a different thread I did not read nothing I am so sorry,Emil dont make my behind red

Now here I go again havin to apoligize for Lola. Im real sorry for her sniffin around in here again and it aint gonna happen again.Dang it that woman does have a mind a her own and I mean to change that right soon here. My hands a little sore and she dont seem to mind the spankins. So my Godly brothers what can I do now? I think she kinda likes the spankins. Is it ok to make her go pick out her own switch and then use that on her back side?


Edited : Hey how come my post showed up like the devil posted it? Whats goin on here?

[Lola Handcock]

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Opps I thought I was in a different thread I did not read nothing I am so sorry,Emil dont make my behind red

[Levi Jones]

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I'm with Eric Lindros. My seed is only for my Amy and our potential 4th child. May the LORD make our children 75% male, not that awful number of 6 repeating!

I wouldn't want to be struck dead like Onan for spilling it on the ground.

[Brother Enoch]

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Any more than 3 shakes and you're a handrosexual.

That's my motto.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

Exactly. I think Brother V will have something to say about this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Masturbation is handrosexual

All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a handrosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HANDROSEXURAL!

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Next thing you know these filthy handrosexuals are going to want to visit their partners in the emergency room. Disgusting!