[SB100 (On Moderation)]

Re: Basic Biblical Roles of Women

And I find it extremely hurtful that there are women who wrongly think that they are as good as men. Looks like we're at an impasse. Oh, no, wait, GOD is on my side, so you lose.

So what does He say to us now? I've not heard Him telling me "By the way, you know that book of eternal commands I gave to mankind to follow forever? That's just a big bundle of toilet paper now. My new book is called the SCUM Manifesto, and Germaine Greer is my prophet upon this earth."
Do you hear voices in your head, friend?

Is that any of your busness? I think not. Too bad you are such a stupid ignorant man as to ignore the fact that God loves me for who i am, not WHAT i am. Who cares? Not going to affect me. Doesnt make me any different.

[Talitha]

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The first and biggest mistake we Men made was listening to your female whining and pouting. You tricked us into eating that apple, and God and all Mankind will never forgive you for it.

You are so right Pastor Ezekiel. <Sob>

We are wicked we are Unsaved and we are but Playthings for you and your Mighty Tallywacker, and for making New Christian Soldiers for Our Lord.
Oh, and fetching you a Beer

I would beg God's forgiveness but I know that he very rarely listens to mere Womenfolk and our Sin was too great.

This Betty Wench should be grateful that she even has her husbands permission to use a Computer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You lose points for taking the apple, Mister! No one forced it down your naughty gullet! If I was some naked floozy that just up and handed you a hot dog, would you eat it just because I said to?

The first and biggest mistake we Men made was listening to your female whining and pouting. You tricked us into eating that apple, and God and all Mankind will never forgive you for it.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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here at Landover Baptist, we are not bigots.

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[Betty Lambskin]

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How about a little respect for the Christian Baby Factories otherwise known as Your Sisters in Christ?

I don't see you men giving Jesus's sweaty feet a pedicure using only your tears and a hunk of your own stringy hair? AMEN!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Has Sister SUV shown you the combination for the whiskey locker recently?

[Betty Lambskin]

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Typical response, showing your utter lack of knowledge. You can't look at the absolute number here, but at the ratio of the two: women are worth approximately 50% of what a man is worth. And that is the number that counts.

You lose points for taking the apple, Mister! No one forced it down your naughty gullet! If I was some naked floozy that just up and handed you a hot dog, would you eat it just because I said to?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I know it can be disconcerting at first, but remember: men aren't a lot better, just a little better! What's 30 shekels among friends?

Typical response, showing your utter lack of knowledge. You can't look at the absolute number here, but at the ratio of the two: women are worth approximately 50% of what a man is worth. And that is the number that counts.

[Betty Lambskin]

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I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.
I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

I know it can be disconcerting at first, but remember: men aren't a lot better, just a little better! What's 30 shekels among friends? You'll see, it's not so bad being silent and dominated. It takes some time. As for me, I've found that a firm spanking from the head of the household, followed by a good scrubbing with God's word (Ephesians 5:22) can really improve the circulation, especially in those areas with cellulite!

[Brother Temperance]

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I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.
I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

And I find it extremely hurtful that there are women who wrongly think that they are as good as men. Looks like we're at an impasse. Oh, no, wait, GOD is on my side, so you lose.

Remember, God isnt a book. He's not a KJ1611 book. so dont rely too heavily on it. Yes it is His word, but do you want to listen to what He says to you NOW?

So what does He say to us now? I've not heard Him telling me "By the way, you know that book of eternal commands I gave to mankind to follow forever? That's just a big bundle of toilet paper now. My new book is called the SCUM Manifesto, and Germaine Greer is my prophet upon this earth."
Do you hear voices in your head, friend?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.

While what you do and don't believe doesn't affect me in the slightest, it certainly has bearing on where your eternal soul will end up. Based on what I've seen of you so far, you are on the fast track to the barbecue pit.

3And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary.
4And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.
5And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels.
6And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
7And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

That sounds like a pretty straight-forward price-list to me!

I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

And Jesus finds it extremely hurtful that you reject His Love Offering of dying (temporarily) on the cross. Is that something you are proud of? Who do you think Jesus will be hurt by: you, who reject Him, or True Christians who believe what He told us to?

Remember, God isnt a book. He's not a KJ1611 book. so dont rely too heavily on it. Yes it is His word, but do you want to listen to what He says to you NOW?

God is certainly not a Book anymore than the devil is a book. The KJV1611 is His Word just like Harry Potter is the devil's book. Truly the Lord continues to speak today, but He does not contradict Himself, since He cannot lie. He is the same today as He was when He wrote the Living Word in 1611.

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

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I assure you that God loves women just as much as they are worth. Surely you don't think that women are worth as much as men are! That is merely a lie of the secular progressives (or S.P.'s as I call them). Women were created as a help-mate for the Lord's favorite creatures--men. The Lord God knows that men are more worthwhile and therefore values them far more than women, since they came second and were merely made from the best source available at the time.


Surely women are created from the same materials as men, but that isn't a measure of worth. Why my fine mahogany desk is made from the same material as the stick that Rachael carries around, but at auction my desk would command orders of magnitude higher bids!

I don't believe for one minute that women are worth any less or less human than men.
I find it extremely hurtful that there are men who think they are better than woman.

Remember, God isnt a book. He's not a KJ1611 book. so dont rely too heavily on it. Yes it is His word, but do you want to listen to what He says to you NOW?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I am extremely hurt at those remarks....God does not love women any less than men.

I assure you that God loves women just as much as they are worth. Surely you don't think that women are worth as much as men are! That is merely a lie of the secular progressives (or S.P.'s as I call them). Women were created as a help-mate for the Lord's favorite creatures--men. The Lord God knows that men are more worthwhile and therefore values them far more than women, since they came second and were merely made from the best source available at the time.

Wasnt Eve made from a rib taken from Adam? Eve was as much a human being as Adam was.

Surely women are created from the same materials as men, but that isn't a measure of worth. Why my fine mahogany desk is made from the same material as the stick that Rachael carries around, but at auction my desk would command orders of magnitude higher bids!

[SB100 (On Moderation)]

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I am extremely hurt at those remarks....God does not love women any less than men.

Wasnt Eve made from a rib taken from Adam? Eve was as much a human being as Adam was.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Why do you hide your face away. You are aware that in my astral travels I have seen your real face. Tell me, do you remember your dreams? You were on that motorcycle, remember?

What sort of psychedelic voyage are you on now, friend? You need Jesus more than anything else (even more than those Cheetos).