[Enobarbus]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Oh, is that what the "good for you know what" option means? I'll vote for that then.

I thought it might be code for gardening, but I didn't think the young lady Elmer posted looked much like a gardener, what with those lovely nails.

I once mentioned "cooking, cleaning, and rearranging furniture", but Brother Temperance correctly pointed out that rearranging funiture was something most women couldn't be trusted with. Perhaps if it is done strictly under a man's supervision it would be acceptable.

Gardening too, is risky. Weak-minded women should not leave the house any more than is absolutely necessary -- exposure to nature could lead to an arousal of their more base desires, and this must be prevented at all costs.

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Whoever started this thread caught himself in his own trap. The question was about women's intelligence. It had "brain" in its title:

But what purpose do brain have in creation (pseudo)science?

3 possible conclusions:
-1 women are smart
-2 the thread starter is not a devoted creationist
-3 women are stupid and the creation theory is wrong.

Have fun!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Actually, I just heard he gave her enough to keep her still and co-operative.

Didn't the good Pastor say that the unfortunate Mrs Pistle met her end in an unfortunately (and oddly) placed woodchipper?

[Petal]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Hadn't she been given a healthy dose of valium at the time?

Mrs.Hellsinger, that were nothin but a viscous rumor, it not true that Mrs.Pistle tooked that vali-yum an dieds an Mr.Pistle not able to tell the differince between live Mrs.Pistle an dead Mrs.Pistle for 2 whole weeks even when he dids the lurvin nasty wiv her

so now you no the truths

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Dear Departed Mrs. Pistle NEVER had a headache in the thirty years we were married. Even that one time we had sex she never complained, but lay there stoically like a good Baptist woman for the entire two or three minutes!!

3 whole minutes?

What a man!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Dear Departed Mrs. Pistle NEVER had a headache in the thirty years we were married. Even that one time we had sex she never complained, but lay there stoically like a good Baptist woman for the entire two or three minutes!!

Hadn't she been given a healthy dose of valium at the time?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

So women actually have brains..?

I guess you learn something new everyday.
I've always thought a womans head was mostly ornamental.

[Talitha]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Dear Departed Mrs. Pistle NEVER had a headache in the thirty years we were married. Even that one time we had sex she never complained, but lay there stoically like a good Baptist woman for the entire two or three minutes!!

I always thought you were something of a godly stud on the side Pastor.

My own (Now dear departed) Husband certainly had nowhere near the stamina that God has given you. In fact, it would take practically all night to get even a few seconds of performance.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Women are equally intelligent but the society sometimes suppresses them. Many famous scientists and inventors were women.

But, of course, my favourite women's quality is the one Elmer meant.

Are you a fag or something? You couldn't be more wrong. There is not one important invention or accomplishment that women can claim in the entire history of mankind. The Holy Bible is quite clear on the status of females and what they are good for.

Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Ephesians 5:22-24
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

The only major event they can lay claim to is ruining it for all mankind by doing the one thing that God told them NOT to do. Typical female.

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

... And it's not cooking...

[robert12345]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Women are equally intelligent but the society sometimes suppresses them. Many famous scientists and inventors were women.

But, of course, my favourite women's quality is the one Elmer meant.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

No, I'm talking about what the previous Mrs Pistle would have been trying to avoid every time she told you she had a headache.

Dear Departed Mrs. Pistle NEVER had a headache in the thirty years we were married. Even that one time we had sex she never complained, but lay there stoically like a good Baptist woman for the entire two or three minutes!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

I thought it meant cleaning.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Do you mean getting married in church to the man your father sold selected for you and then PRAYING for GOD to send you children?

No, I'm talking about what the previous Mrs Pistle would have been trying to avoid every time she told you she had a headache.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

Umm..they mean the act that leads to baby making Mrs Rogers.

Do you mean getting married in church to the man your father sold selected for you and then PRAYING for GOD to send you children?