[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Midge never stopped being little. She claims to have grown to 5ft 8 that is a impossibility, but sadly she is being brainwashed on this forum to believe that she can grow, because otherwise they will not accept her. I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.God made me like this for a purpsose, and I am living by that each day.

What does this have to do with pies, dear?

This thread is about pies. Kindly refrain from stalking our forum members.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Pie conspiracy

That's what she's been saying all along. You are a bit thick, aren't you?

I would not expect black-hearted atheist like you to understand, but we rational Christians are not as judgemental as you lot. We have compassion for other people souls and we would like to see good in others too.

I just can't believe that anyone could actually hate Jesus as much as this garden gnome claims to hate.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Pie conspiracy

...Surely you are not saying that Jesus is a liar.

That's what she's been saying all along. You are a bit thick, aren't you?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.

YOU don't have a cure, because you don't have a faith in Him. For people with faith, prayer will cure every curse and sickness.

You just have to have more faith and BELIEVE in the words of Jesus.

Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

Surely you are not saying that Jesus is a liar.

[Lallyann46]

Re: Pie conspiracy

You were little? When did you stop being little?

Midge never stopped being little. She claims to have grown to 5ft 8 that is a impossibility, but sadly she is being brainwashed on this forum to believe that she can grow, because otherwise they will not accept her. I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.God made me like this for a purpsose, and I am living by that each day.

[wait_what]

Re: Pie conspiracy

like i remember when i was little

You were little? When did you stop being little?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Pie conspiracy

creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them, its fun if you can do somthing together, like i remember when i was little

and my dad used to barbeq out on teh grill and we teamed up and when it was ready he would jus yell hey midge my meats almost ready can you toss everbodys salad?

and of course i would toss his salad, then my mom would go hurry up and come midge and me are already going to town in here and my dad would come in holding his sausage and then me and my mom would get our buns out

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pie conspiracy

You are right of course. I allow her to taste the fruits of my labour once a year on her birthday, only to ensure she maintains a high standard of cuisine throughout the year. I find it slightly less energy consuming than the alternative back hander once a week.

What scripture do you feel gives credence to this?

[gary_lineker_84-85]

Re: Pie conspiracy

You are right of course. I allow her to taste the fruits of my labour once a year on her birthday, only to ensure she maintains a high standard of cuisine throughout the year. I find it slightly less energy consuming than the alternative back hander once a week.

[NormanLid]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Why would you be cooking? Isn't that one of the reasons you have a wife?

Midge, I realize you're not very bright, but this is the MEN ONLY section.

You can tell by looking at the top of the page, where it says, "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"

I was waiting for someone of higher standing to put Midge in her place.. Not a fan of disobedience.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I have made many creampies in the past and my wife seems to enjoy it when I do also.

Why would you be cooking? Isn't that one of the reasons you have a wife?

creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them,

Midge, I realize you're not very bright, but this is the MEN ONLY section.

You can tell by looking at the top of the page, where it says, "Promise Enforcers - Men Only!"

[Midge Murphy]

Re: Pie conspiracy

creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them, its fun if you can do somthing together, like i remember when i was little and my dad used to barbeq out on teh grill and we teamed up and when it was ready he would jus yell hey midge my meats almost ready can you toss everbodys salad? and of course i would toss his salad, then my mom would go hurry up and come midge and me are already going to town in here and my dad would come in holding his sausage and then me and my mom would get our buns out and then we had a real good time, that was a long time ago, good times ha ha, one day i wanna have a boyfirend too and cook for him and maybe cook together but thats a little hard when your little and all the littlepeople men are usually older or not very good looking.

[gary_lineker_84-85]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I have made many creampies in the past and my wife seems to enjoy it when I do also.

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: Pie conspiracy

I prefer a pasty myself, not a big fan of pies, especially those frozen ones.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Pie conspiracy

Yes that is true but how many people have been tempted by a very homerish pastry ''The Sticky Bun'' on this side of the Atlantic?

Long Johns

Bear claws

**shudder**