I need your help Brothers.

[HTannor]

While sitting on the bench during boring trials, my mind may occasionally wander. Today’s case dealt with torts. Specifically…………oh, never mind, it was very boring……something to do with whether the Godly Dick Cheney should go after Medicare or a private insurer for the odd “blurp” in the pump that substitutes for his heart. I’ll figure out something for a ruling.


However, this brings me to my thought of the day – toilet cleaning. (I’m at the age when frequent trips to “the potty” are a regular part of my schedule.)


During a break today in court proceedings, I noticed a “dangling chad” on the rim of the bowl. Disgusted, I called the supervisor of the cleaning crew and was shocked to find this person was a messican – with the typical lack of fluency in American.


During my intense questioning she seemed to want to avoid responsibility for the soiled piece of paper. She first blamed a white woman, then a welfare cheating negroidal momma, then another messican, and finally settled upon an immigrant from Estonia.


I didn’t believe her, of course, and chose to pursue my own investigation as to culpability. Since none of the evidence indicates a prime suspect, I am forced to rely upon ethnicity and here, my Brothers, I need your help:

Who is most likely to overlook a dirty chad despoiling my toilet:


- The white American woman?
- The food stamp-scamming spade?
- The messican?
- The ex-commie Estonian?

[Bible Student]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

While sitting on the bench during boring trials, my mind may occasionally wander. Today’s case dealt with torts. Specifically…………oh, never mind, it was very boring……something to do with whether the Godly Dick Cheney should go after Medicare or a private insurer for the odd “blurp” in the pump that substitutes for his heart. I’ll figure out something for a ruling.


However, this brings me to my thought of the day – toilet cleaning. (I’m at the age when frequent trips to “the potty” are a regular part of my schedule.)


During a break today in court proceedings, I noticed a “dangling chad” on the rim of the bowl. Disgusted, I called the supervisor of the cleaning crew and was shocked to find this person was a messican – with the typical lack of fluency in American.


During my intense questioning she seemed to want to avoid responsibility for the soiled piece of paper. She first blamed a white woman, then a welfare cheating negroidal momma, then another messican, and finally settled upon an immigrant from Estonia.


I didn’t believe her, of course, and chose to pursue my own investigation as to culpability. Since none of the evidence indicates a prime suspect, I am forced to rely upon ethnicity and here, my Brothers, I need your help:

Who is most likely to overlook a dirty chad despoiling my toilet:


- The white American woman?
- The food stamp-scamming spade?
- The messican?
- The ex-commie Estonian?

I know nothing about Estonian women so I am eliminating this one from the selection. And number one is obviously not a viable candidate. I use to live in Florida and the messicans living there have nice quaint houses, even if they barely measure 6 X 6. So I would normally have to go with number two. Except your messican seems to have something to hide and instead of apologizing, she kept introducing other suspects to keep suspicion away from her. She is guilty or I mean she would be guilty if I were on the jury. I wouldn't even need to hear any evidence as that would only serve to confuse matters.

[Minister Phil]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

Besides the alleged white woman, the rest of these abominations unto the lord do not even know what clean is. If it weren't for the white man they would still be living in huts eating insects and worshiping pieces of rock and lint. Clean to them, is what we consider unlivable or condemnable. I hope you tried to teach them about our holy father and taught the the error of their ways. Nothing wrong with teaching a woman when they have done wrong. When done correctly a woman can behave almost as well as a dog.

[wait_what]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

I would dismiss the white woman. She probably caught wind of the conspiracy and tried to stop it. This is why the lady accused her.

I would say it is a conspiracy. These foreigners and self entitled darkies all conspired together, and this is nothing more than an attempt to keep you from keeping Dick Cheney alive. She does not want you to keep one of the finest leaders our country has ever known from being able to rise to his true seat of power that he deserves.

Convict them all of conspiracy to commit murder. That is what this is.

[NotaSinner69]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

You are so racist.

Why would a MEXICAN that has to CLEAN the toilets take a huge dump that touches the rims of the toilet in the MENS bathroom?

Why would ANY WOMAN soil themselves in the MENs bathroom.

Also, maybe you people think mexicans are worthless etc. But how does that have to do with the toilet? Its the maids fault for not cleaning the toilet up, but what makes you think she did it? What part of MEXICAN states that they cant poop correctly? I really dont understand your logic.

And its not a murder scene or anything. No big investigation needs to be held. Dont act like a little kid trying to find cool things to do. act mature. You see a mess, clean it up. Be the bigger person. Help a brother out. Jesus would want you too.

[Saint Elmo]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

Spare the rod and spoil the foreigner.

[wait_what]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

Spare the rod and spoil the foreigner.

Amen, amen, and AMEN!

[RogerLockless]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

- The white American woman?
They are sometimes lazy, but unless she was fat I would dismiss her. Not because I think fat people are slobs, but women who work to keep their figure tend to be self-conscious about their images and wouldn't want whoever walked in the stall after them to think they are slobs.

- The food stamp-scamming spade?
Probably, they're used to having other people take care of their problems.

- The messican?
Sounds suspicious, but probably not. If one messican blames another, you would probably do well to accuse the accuser.

- The ex-commie Estonian?
I don't know about ex commies, but if they're an ex-communist then they have reformed from the thoughts that their problems are everyone's problems and have begun to take care of their own crap.

Either way, it's the custodian's job to make sure it is dealt with right?

[Richard the piratefag]

Re: I need your help Brothers.

messican – with the typical lack of fluency in American.



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Yaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! see the problem here? (Mekxican is how you spell it with your fluent American)