Originally posted by Chantal
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We know all about Canada, witch.
The only surprise is that there are any of you Eskimos left. The godless English have fought so many wars to the last Canadian that every man there should have died off by now. Part of the problem is that the breeding stock there must all be God cursed cripples and draft dodgers.
Your annual consumption of beer per capita is astronomical and a national disgrace. The only work done by Canadians in the last 50 years was to somehow figure out how to grow marijuana in your frozen wasteland, if you can call such a sinful pursuit work. If it wasn't for the idol worshipping Chinamen from Japan cutting down your forests, nothing would happen in Canada at all.
Your country is a God forsaken wasteland in punishment for your sin. It is full of tree worshipping Indians and Frenchmen. There can't be more than a few dozen Christians holding out in all of Canada.
I expect God will get around to laying waste Canada eventually.

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