[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

I only did it because she told me to.

That was not the question. Which had she done more recently: defecated or showered? Could you see evidence of previous violations?

The only thing worse than anal sex is having it with your face.

It seems like this would be the easiest sin to avoid. People who eat eachother's butts must be so jaded.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

Pastor isn't the problem. It's my fault I let this mexican girl lure me into lust and sinning by licking her all over.

It's time to let Jesus' love wash over you, girl and go to your father for a sound and much deserved beating.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Pastor isn't the problem. It's my fault I let this mexican girl lure me into lust and sinning by licking her all over.

You poor, poor girl.

My wife and I are thinking of you.
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[Wide-Open]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

I thought there was something about Christians shouldn't judge for you will be judged as well?

May I suggest to stop thinking and start reading the Bible?

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.


God tells us to judge. And we are not judging Princess on her appearance.

You sicken me, mister. Be a better person, and leave this girl alone.

Sure pal. Some other things I should watch out for on your forum? Oh... wait...

Also, I can interrupt if I like. Yes, yes I can.

We'll see about that...

Anyway, no taste. Interesting.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

I got an infraction last time so I will clean up my language.


I believe that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a pervert, whom is trying to get more information out of this woman for your own personal pleasure. I also believe you are not the Lord, so why is it that you demand her to give YOU more details, when this woman can confess to the Lord in her own privacy and security. I believe your actions here a ill-fated. If I receive another infraction for this post, I will be forced to believe this is censorship for which you don't want others to see my post, as I have been entirely appropriate in my response and this is what I truly believe.

That's odd. You see, we are here to praise God for providing us with His word on how to behave.

Being a filthy rugmuncher is manifestly against God's will. It is vitally important that we save this poor girl's soul by getting her to pray the gay away and be straight for Jesus.

Your attempts to lead her away from righteousness by confusing her poor female mind are the work of Satan and I rebuke you as a false prophet.

Matthew 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

[Princess001]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

I got an infraction last time so I will clean up my language.


I believe that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a pervert, whom is trying to get more information out of this woman for your own personal pleasure. I also believe you are not the Lord, so why is it that you demand her to give YOU more details, when this woman can confess to the Lord in her own privacy and security. I believe your actions here a ill-fated. If I receive another infraction for this post, I will be forced to believe this is censorship for which you don't want others to see my post, as I have been entirely appropriate in my response and this is what I truly believe.

Pastor isn't the problem. It's my fault I let this mexican girl lure me into lust and sinning by licking her all over.

[Deathwish666]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

Please don't interrupt. You seem to have a a filthy mind. We only want to know how deep in sin Princess has fallen, so we can cure her.

Princess, so... how did the back taste?

I have a filthy mind, and you're asking her how this girls rear end tasted? Something seems wrong to me. How would you know how deep the sin is? Isn't it for God to judge? I thought there was something about Christians shouldn't judge for you will be judged as well? Let god decide how deep her sin was, rather than getting out all these unnecessary details.

You sicken me, mister. Be a better person, and leave this girl alone.

Also, I can interrupt if I like. Yes, yes I can.

[Princess001]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

Please don't interrupt. You seem to have a a filthy mind. We only want to know how deep in sin Princess has fallen, so we can cure her.

Princess, so... how did the back taste?

It didn't really taste. I only did it because she told me to.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I was talking about the front

Pay no attention to the hate monger. Please continue: my wife is reading so she noes exactly what not to do.
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[Deathwish666]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

And when did she start commanding you to orally service her friends? And what race are these friends?

Don't make me squeeze every drop out of you. TELL YOUR STORY girl! Confess to the Lord!

I got an infraction last time so I will clean up my language.


I believe that you, Pastor Ezekiel, are a pervert, whom is trying to get more information out of this woman for your own personal pleasure. I also believe you are not the Lord, so why is it that you demand her to give YOU more details, when this woman can confess to the Lord in her own privacy and security. I believe your actions here a ill-fated. If I receive another infraction for this post, I will be forced to believe this is censorship for which you don't want others to see my post, as I have been entirely appropriate in my response and this is what I truly believe.

[Wide-Open]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

Please don't interrupt. You seem to have a a filthy mind. We only want to know how deep in sin Princess has fallen, so we can cure her.

Princess, so... how did the back taste?

[Deathwish666]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

And when did she start commanding you to orally service her friends? And what race are these friends?

Don't make me squeeze every drop out of you. TELL YOUR STORY girl! Confess to the Lord!

You sick bastard. This website is awful and if god were real all of you would be damned. You're a sick pastor trying to get details so you can masturbate to the thought of this pretty girl eating out another chick. Scum bag!

[Princess001]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

Front or back?

I was talking about the front

[Wide-Open]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

It was more like a taco but It didn't taste like a taco or burrito

Front or back?

[Princess001]

Re: We Have a Lezbean in Our Midst!

When I was in the service I heard some guys call a cooter a "taco" and now it's all beginning to make sense...



Or was hers more like a burrito?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

It was more like a taco but It didn't taste like a taco or burrito